Freaky Troll

Freaky Troll
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Bottom of Purse, Washington,
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November 11
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I like cake, and cake activities. Please tell me about your cake IN DETAIL. ---------------------------------------------------- Member of the Troll Women Activist Team. ---------------------------------------------------- Creator of Prop. Cake ---------------------------------------------------- Puts the "Open" into Open Salon ---------------------------------------------------- Victim of Zerry's jealousing ---------------------------------------------------- I MUST LAND ON SALON'S FRONT PAGE. IT'S MY RIGHT! LOOKIT! _________________________________ FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK: FREAQUI TROLL

DECEMBER 6, 2009 5:12PM

I might be Canadiuan.

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Here I am with my stash of real vodka easy to use Bloody Mary and my body sized bottle of 222s.
Canadian application
 
More disturbingly, here I am dancing to Roger Whittaker.
AND THAT SONG WAS ON THE RADIO! 

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I don't know what this is all a'boot.
I have a lot of Canadiuan Tyre bucks.
I have this overwhelming urge to be nice to someone and then snicker behind their baucks.
I need a quarter to use the grocery story trolleuy.
This is terribule. I now have to get a French tattoo.
Now you have to know all the words to "O' Canada."
Yes, a tattoo of a maple leaf!
Is Clamato Caesar garlic soda?
I like a little clam juice with my vodkau too!
I'm ouff to fix myself a Newfoundland Screech. Eh, the ape is getting a bucket of Timbits.
What do Canadian trolls call Bloody Marys with clam juice?
I think one line of the anthem is "God save our land" or save something. The best thing in Canadua is Tim Horton's. And when you order a regular coffee they put cream in it. Now that's weird. I like mine black. Get an apple fritter with it, eh.
And Roger Whittaker sounds much better after drinking all the vodka, eh.
You probably incorporate liberal use of maple syrup into your sex play, dontcha?
I've heard rumours you people eat beaver...
Ohhhh noooo, my EARS!!! Take that song away!!! Pleasssssseeeee.... it's driving me oot of my mind!
I love Roger Whitaker!! ~not~ I always thought you looked Canadian with all your cakey good looks. You are down right yummy!
Newfie Screech = Delusions of Gander....
Ouh! Beaver Tails are deliciouous. I like the onues with tit bits of McIntosh toffee bars and powuder sugugar.
Freauck....hello....I was so worried in the shut down of OS that you would be lost forever! But you are here, vodka and clamato, in tauct...xox
I was just haunging out with Ogopogo.
So we just throw "U" 's about and we get to be Canadian?
Coooul...
... but who's driving?????? Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
You're a naturaul Canadiaun!
I just read in retribution to the Beaver Tail delicacy le beaveurs are known to gnaw on petit foot holes.

mon deu petit freakeu!
Wow. That's the first time I've heard Roger Whittaker in about thirty years. Now I'm starting to wonder if I'm American.
Sorry, I guess that can't be about thirty years. It's abot thirty years, eh?
(cross post comment)

I once flew up to London to go to a Michael Bublé concert at the John Labatt Centre and my best friend lives in VBC...Cat and JK, can I be in too? Please?

Please?
Freaky, if you're going to rely on Newfie Screech to get you citizenship, then you've got to be Screeched in. . How do you feel about making out with a cod?
I don't know what touches me more -- the glorious music or your incandescent hair.
Can I pay for Canadian-ness with loonies and toonies?
I hear Canadiuanun style includes MALTED VINEGAR!
I need some Canadian judges and some homework slackers over on my blog. Chop, chop!
I tried to wautch the clup, but it doesn't wourk in Canadadadadada.
Be careful not to mix the maple syrup with the malt vinegar! Many provinces have long standing laws against this, and if they catch you the punishment will turn your vibrant pink coiffure whiter than the dandruff flakes that fall from the ape (or an facsimile of the ape).
it's definately can a da as in can a da brew eh?
I bought my favourite purse in Montreual. Betcha don't have a Canaduaian purse, eh? What a hoser! Let's all try to see the Falls from the other side once in awhile, eh? Better view!

Oops, need to reneuw my passpourt to do that, eh?
AND - we have the same burfday! Eh!!!
Thuuumbified for the combination of alcohol and codeine.
I love beaver.

*wanders off*
Roger Whittaker is English, OK? Don't blame us.
The only time I ever heard this song before, was a guy I know playing this very recording for his wife, a short time before they switched partners, 70's style. Not a big romance-healer apparently.