That starving kitty woman keeps saying her head is falling off. Personally I think she has a cat allergy, but she seems convinced that it's an on-going migraine. I'm going to list out a sure fire therapy to help her over the headache hump (Humping might help too.)
To start, let's all listen to this "song" by Kitaro. Some describe Kitaro as the best composer of all time. I don't know who these some are, but if they're blogging on OS, I say we find them and swarm up a party on their "I ♥ Kitaro" post. This song lasts over eight minutes. I can't tell if it's soothing, or if when it's over, that you feel an immense sense of relief.
Little known fact: Kitaro is one quarter troll. He uses a hair flatten downer.
Now watch this until you are under my power:
YOU NO LONGER HAVE A MIGRAINE! YOU WILL GET ME CAKE AND BE CONTENT AND HAPPY. ZERRY WILL DEDICATE THE ENTIRE FRONT PAGE TO ME. YOU NO LONGER HAVE A MIGRAINE!
Now be relaxed as a kittah:
Now stare at David Beckham's stupid hair until you feel relaxed, pain free, and peaceful with the knowledge that no matter how bad your hair looks, it doesn't look this stupid.
YOU NO LONGER HAVE A MIGRAINE! YOU WILL GET ME CAKE AND BE CONTENT AND HAPPY. ZERRY WILL DEDICATE THE ENTIRE FRONT PAGE TO ME. YOU NO LONGER HAVE A MIGRAINE!
Now be relaxed as a kittah:
Now stare at David Beckham's stupid hair until you feel relaxed, pain free, and peaceful with the knowledge that no matter how bad your hair looks, it doesn't look this stupid.
Okay, she should be cured now. She can get back to sassy'ing.
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Nice.
"David Beckham's stupid hair " is mildly turning me on...must be the "Nyquil"...