Pink Seizure!

Freaky Troll

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DECEMBER 23, 2009 12:19AM

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Pink Seizure!
Pink Seizure!

Cake is fun
Cake is sick
I wanna take a lick of your big pink stick!

Pink Seizure!
Pink Seizure!

Cake is cool
Cake is slick
I wanna take a lick of your big pink stick!

Pink Seizure!
Pink Seizure!

GONNA HAVE PINK FEVER!
PINK FEVER! PINK FEVER! PINK FEVER!
GONNA HAVE A BIG PINK SEIZURE!
PINK FEVER, PINK FEVER,
YOU GOTTA PULL THE LEVER!

CAKE!

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STRAW HAT!

Freaky Troll

December 23, 2009 12:24 AM

My eyes! My eyes!

cheshyre grin

December 23, 2009 12:27 AM

Holy crap. Eat your heart out Fiddy Cent.

Julie Tarp

December 23, 2009 12:28 AM

That was so Christmas-y.

How do you feel about fruitcake?

Existence of Contradiction

December 23, 2009 12:29 AM

Damn I knew you would come up with something so good you would blow us all away.... the horror...r

rita shibr

December 23, 2009 12:29 AM

"I wanna take a lick of your big pink stick!"

Troll porno. Merry Christmas!

Dr. Susanne Freeborn

December 23, 2009 12:31 AM

Uhhhhhhh. . . ::thud::

Kathy Riordan

December 23, 2009 12:33 AM

Mangina!

Freaky Troll

December 23, 2009 12:36 AM

I'm feeling feverish!

iamsurly

December 23, 2009 12:44 AM

Then you got PINK SEIZURE!

Freaky Troll

December 23, 2009 12:46 AM

Rock of Gold

Julie Tarp

December 23, 2009 01:01 AM

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! Bull Board!

Freaky Troll

December 23, 2009 01:14 AM

::spinning tires::

Julie Tarp

December 23, 2009 01:15 AM

::AWHACKA:: There goes your windshield.

Freaky Troll

December 23, 2009 01:19 AM

OMGZ!

Myriad

December 23, 2009 01:30 AM

I am so glad that no children have access to my computer and could inadvertently come across this blog. This sort of thing must be kept from innocent eyes.

Ablonde

December 23, 2009 02:02 AM

u r so cool

Sandra Stephens

December 23, 2009 02:23 AM

Very cool. Very hip.
rated

micalpeace

December 23, 2009 02:24 AM

spasms >>>>>am>>report>>>ing>>>>>sapsms>>>>may>>>>have
to>>>>>hos?>...tile....>>>>>>>eclair>>>>>>>>>>>now>>>>>>>
choco>>>>>>>>latte>.?

Ablonde

December 23, 2009 02:44 AM

quick somebody get me some Extasy.. I have glow sticks lets all RAVE!!!!
boom boom boom boom ...dodoodood Boom !
(dances into wall knocks over computer)

white and black

December 23, 2009 03:02 AM

I love you Freaky, not in that way I love others, you know, that sick, obsessive way, well, okay, maybe I do love you in that way.

Lady GaGa has nothing on you.

POGO STICK!!! WOOOO!!

Sorry.

*wanders off*

Tinkerertink69

December 23, 2009 03:25 AM

Yurgh, I feel dizzy now...

Cymraeg

December 23, 2009 03:41 AM

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! MY EYES!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

LuisG

December 23, 2009 03:46 AM

I see a number one hit in your future.

mamoore

December 23, 2009 07:28 AM

Oh, gawd! It's too early in the morning for this.

C.K. Dexter Haven

December 23, 2009 07:32 AM

Quite beautiful. Really stunning imagery. There was something so deeply personal, yet so universal, about this. Rated.

Frank Indiana

December 23, 2009 07:37 AM

Is this pink seizure a color or a colour?

Lea Lane

December 23, 2009 07:45 AM

I got "your big pink stick!", slut!

http://www.thebasictouch.com/products/1000557/Freestyle+by+Ohmibod/

*Smears it with FTU cake frosting bait*

Safe_Bet's Amy

December 23, 2009 08:51 AM

Oh, Lady Freaky, you little monster...

spotted_mind

December 23, 2009 09:46 AM

SHOCKING!

1_Irritated_Mother

December 23, 2009 09:53 AM

Just found myself twitching on the floor in a pool of saliva.....
Must-mean-I-enjoyed-your-freaky-post-freaky

Why safe bet gotta call you a slut though?

tr ig

December 23, 2009 10:04 AM

Put this to a thrash heavy metal toon, shoot a video and you could be a youtube sensation.

ocularnervosa

December 23, 2009 10:26 AM

Wow!

Karin Greenberg

December 23, 2009 10:37 AM

CRACKING UP!!

licking sticks and eating cake!
excess
excess
excess

YES!!

Foolish Monkey

December 23, 2009 10:49 AM

lady gaga is in trouble

marcelleqb

December 23, 2009 12:26 PM

Freaky, you've outdone yourself. I am now officially speechless.

Sally Swift

December 23, 2009 01:17 PM

Ummm well.....oh fine I'm standing up and clapping for pink cake!

Lunchlady 2

December 23, 2009 02:06 PM

What is a bull board, and can I have one?

Ablonde

December 23, 2009 02:19 PM

It's actually a small pink stick, but I appreciate the compliment.

Steve Blevins

December 23, 2009 03:50 PM

You should elf yourself. They have a new hip-hop version.

I'm still seeing afterimages on my retinas from this post.

STRAW HAT! PINK STICK STRAW HAT!

Or something.

Bill S.

December 23, 2009 03:53 PM

Freaky,
Everyone seems to think this is pretty cool.......I think it is double pretty cool.......Graves disease, double vision, two of everything!

Aunt Sal

December 23, 2009 06:01 PM

Freakaliciously pink! RRR

patrick daniels

December 23, 2009 06:23 PM

Oh, Freaky . . . you da' troll for all time . . .

Owl_Says_Who

December 23, 2009 06:24 PM

Why isn't this on the cover?

Ablonde

December 23, 2009 06:52 PM

Will you post the web address for bigpinkstick and will it offer baked goods by mail/femail order? There was a bakery in Manhattan in which every cake was the shape of a big stick (not necessarily pink - chocolate popular), breasts, or cushy round caves.