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Freaky Troll

Location: Bottom of Purse, Washington,
Birthday: November 11

Bio: I like cake, and cake activities. Please tell me about your cake IN DETAIL. ---------------------------------------------------- Member of the Troll Women Activist Team. ---------------------------------------------------- Creator of Prop. Cake ---------------------------------------------------- Puts the "Open" into Open Salon ---------------------------------------------------- Victim of Zerry's jealousing ---------------------------------------------------- I MUST LAND ON SALON'S FRONT PAGE. IT'S MY RIGHT! LOOKIT! _________________________________ FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK: FREAQUI TROLL

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JANUARY 5, 2010 10:35PM

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Ohhhhh, ohhhhh.... I can't look!

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i did goof off in study hall a lot, i hope it's not graded on a curve, you never know though, i'm sure i did fine

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iamsurly

January 05, 2010 10:37 PM

Wait. This isn't about me. Damn it.

iamsurly

January 05, 2010 10:38 PM

You might be in the comments section, like "Freaky performed well to spite the distraction of iamsyrup."

Freaky Troll

January 05, 2010 10:39 PM

all depends on what the good teacher says in there...maybe you got some good stamps? or maybe she grated you on the curve.

bbd

January 05, 2010 10:39 PM

If it's graded on a curve, who would get top score?

cheshyre grin

January 05, 2010 10:41 PM

A+, sweetie.

Steve Blevins

January 05, 2010 10:42 PM

Don't you just hate the one goody two shoes that breaks the curve?

rita shibr

January 05, 2010 10:42 PM

STEVE CALLED ME SWEETIE! Take that swirledbee!

Freaky Troll

January 05, 2010 10:43 PM

Steve failed Misogyny 101.

cheshyre grin

January 05, 2010 10:45 PM

That's because you let him play doctor with your foot hole.

iamsurly

January 05, 2010 10:46 PM

Drill baby drill, and you can have a foot hole too. Ain't nothing wrong with a bit of nip and tuck.

Freaky Troll

January 05, 2010 10:47 PM

Are there also going to be parent-teacher conferences?

mamoore

January 05, 2010 10:48 PM

Yes. But I don't have to worry, my mom won't show up unless there's an open bar.

Freaky Troll

January 05, 2010 10:49 PM

Wait a minute . . . there are grades??????

Crap.

Owl_Says_Who

January 05, 2010 10:51 PM

Oh man. Did they mail those? I gotta get it outta the mailbox before Mom sees. I'll be grounded for sure. I totally failed that pop quiz.

JustJuli

January 05, 2010 10:56 PM

I stole the mailbox key last week just to make sure.

Freaky Troll

January 05, 2010 10:59 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kathy Riordan

January 05, 2010 11:00 PM

oops, sorry, baby bird typing again.

Kathy Riordan

January 05, 2010 11:01 PM

There's a report card????

Lonnie Lazar

January 05, 2010 11:03 PM

The comments section concerns me.

Freaky Troll

January 05, 2010 11:04 PM

I'm sure you did fine too.

Leonde Delmare

January 05, 2010 11:04 PM

No one said there would be a test, or that it would count toward our overall grade.

Ablonde

January 05, 2010 11:13 PM

They never said we had to know this stuff! I didn't know it was a lecture, I thought they were just jabbering!

Freaky Troll

January 05, 2010 11:22 PM

Oh I am sure you get an A just for being a cute troll.

MOMSACOMIC

January 05, 2010 11:22 PM

I admit I don't *really* know what this is about, but I think you're okay on the Effort and Attendance. The Conduct section though...

Donna Sandstrom

January 05, 2010 11:23 PM

Daisy I KNOW! There's a MORALS section!

Freaky Troll

January 05, 2010 11:27 PM

I've been told the teachers love cake.

Chuck A. Stetson

January 05, 2010 11:29 PM

Crap - I hate to see mine.

Julie Tarp

January 05, 2010 11:33 PM

Mmmmmmmmm.

*thinks of Freaky in one of those Catholic school girl outfits*

BTW hon, you REALLY need to talk to your sponsors! I don't think they should be swearing at you or treating you like a prostitute!

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Safe_Bet's Amy

January 05, 2010 11:33 PM

Anyone you can pay off, I mean, talk to?

Donna Sandstrom

January 05, 2010 11:33 PM

I bet it says "she has so much potential."

C.K. Dexter Haven

January 05, 2010 11:36 PM

Oh god, Freaky -- this is going to be on your P E R M A N E N T R E C O R D.

skeletnwmn

January 05, 2010 11:36 PM

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? There's a morals section? Oh jeez, and I just wrote a post about my swollen lips, and well, you know.

I'm doomed.

It's for sure they'll give me an F. Which I guess is strangely appropriate.

Ablonde

January 05, 2010 11:38 PM

ut oh!

tr ig

January 05, 2010 11:40 PM

I feel you. It just reminds me of when I was in grade school and my mom would always try to make me feel better by saying "Oh look you got an A for effort and an A in conduct!"

Jill McLaughlin

January 05, 2010 11:48 PM

Damn it, just a couple hours ago, I was Steve's sweetie!

Mrs. Michaels

January 05, 2010 11:54 PM

Maybe you can do extra credit to bring up your grade point average?

And what about all your great class participation? That should count for something.

Ablonde

January 06, 2010 12:03 AM

they'll put you on Ritalin...

noah tawls

January 06, 2010 12:07 AM

weren't you ever teacher's pet? aw, come on. sure you were.

femme forte aka candace

January 06, 2010 12:09 AM

I wanna see a list of everyone's 2009 report card grades.

rita shibr

January 06, 2010 12:09 AM

Where you personally and privately contacted about getting a report card? did I miss an open call report card notice? Not fair.

rita shibr

January 06, 2010 12:11 AM

Can't wait to see what you got in gym. I've been told your rope climbing skills were quite good.

Sheldon The Wonderhorse

January 06, 2010 12:15 AM

I'm having flashbacks of one particularly bad report card where the teacher not only insulted my scissor skills, but called me an "instigator" (strangely enough, in the comments section).

Hmph.

Jodi Kasten

January 06, 2010 12:18 AM

I think I'm revisiting ninth grade anxiety when I was sure I was flunking out of my freshman year of High School.

Shiral

January 06, 2010 12:22 AM

Well, at least there's not pictures of you on the internet at a regional pot festival.

Oh, wait...

shaggylocks

January 06, 2010 12:30 AM

My dog ate mine. Phew!

Sparking

January 06, 2010 12:50 AM

Now, THIS is bantering! Excellent!

dragonlady

January 06, 2010 12:57 AM

is this like one of those dreams where you are naked in grade school? xox

Robin Sneed

January 06, 2010 12:58 AM

You are an A+ in my book.

Roger Fallihee

January 06, 2010 01:03 AM

Sorry baby but I took advantage of the "Freedom of Troll Freakery" law and discovered these comments:

"Does not play with with others."

"A freak. Eats cake when she should be studying."

"Will not shower in gym class.....and some students claim that she is gassy and has an odd foot-hole."

"She was suspected of smoking marijuana when she got those high scores. No proof, but her hairstyle confirms that she is a bit off the mark."

"She made top scores at the cheer-leader tryouts, but then bit the instructor. She is clearly unmanagable."

Ginny Rose

January 06, 2010 01:12 AM

mmm, hmm, if I were your mom (knowing your skills w/ photoshop) I'd be calling up those teachers individually to chat about your performance

hyblaean- Julie

January 06, 2010 02:47 AM

Well, you must have gotten an A in Cake 101, 102, 201, and Cake Tutorial. So, you know, you're fine!

odetteroulette

January 06, 2010 06:28 AM

Yikes!

Aunt Sal

January 06, 2010 06:46 AM

i'll be damned.

J.P. Hart

January 06, 2010 07:07 AM

no worries, little friend. i got it from a good source that you're on the Honor tRoll ~

1_Irritated_Mother

January 06, 2010 08:07 AM

*groan* :D

hyblaean- Julie

January 06, 2010 08:17 AM

It seems a minor administrative point, but shouldn't that be Freaky Open Salon beta Report Card right there on the report card's cover? Why aren't you there? The whole business of what's inside seems really quite secondary.

Kent Pitman

January 06, 2010 08:55 AM

I looked inside. But.... Well.... I guess the main thing is that you have to repeat this year. Over and over. Sort of like that movie, you know?

Lisa Solod

January 06, 2010 09:04 AM

Freaky, sweetheart, don't sweat it. I am sure that if my opinions count you have a solid A-, wanna go for an A+? ;)

bobbot

January 06, 2010 09:49 AM

I thought OS was Pass-Fail.

Con Chapman

January 06, 2010 11:13 AM

I can't look! I'm...I'm...I'm...too frightened!

LuisG

January 06, 2010 05:53 PM

ugh! I used to get, 'does not apply herself'. I did apply myself. Myself is a flake, ok?

marcelleqb

January 06, 2010 09:14 PM

There's a report card? No one tells me nothing! And now I have to polish apples and bake cakes, and It's never good for me me me!

*runs from room snort crying and looking for apples*

zumalicious

January 06, 2010 10:12 PM

Freaky put gum in my fur. Twice.

HarleeGirl

January 07, 2010 01:36 PM

I don't think I did too well, "antisocial behavior, tends to be an instigator, could apply oneself better".

ocularnervosa

January 08, 2010 08:33 PM

You got an "F" for not visting my blog.

Trudge164

January 09, 2010 12:54 AM

TRUDGE

Freaky Troll

January 09, 2010 02:08 AM

Changed to a "B-".

Trudge164

January 09, 2010 10:43 AM

Hall Monitor Bendan came here! Uh oh, Frea-ky's in trou-ble!

But seriously, toots, you're marrying the principal, how bad could your report card be? :::sigh::: Joan's taken and Zerry's not even in my checkbox.