First!

I think your on to something there, Freakay!!!

Okay, now that I've ready it, I heartily agree and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Love the purple highlights, they're really hot.

I'm sorry, Freakay already came out as Freaky. Sorry.

Gonna back that thang up tonight!

That's some mega-blink on this meta-post.

There's only one ME!

HAWT!

At least mine talked about you. And, is that considered semi-topless, or what?

OOOOOHHHH, shiny and cave-womanish! ::faints::

Thanks Stellaa, now I've got Dancing Queen singing in my head. But Freaky, wow, you look HAWT! (And I really, really like your, um, tags...)

Y'all should follow Katie Rearend's example and MENTION ME A LOT.

Can I at least giggle that the update directly below yours on my page is "Holes to Fill," by Joan H.? *tee double hee*

What's a meta post?

::tucking tags back in::

Yeah, SullySwiffer, the dress goes back on Monday.

Tellyfart, it's something you shouldn't touch.

do those earrings get stuck under your arms? is sweaty bling good or bad?

I know someone who is looking for a date tonight. Are you available?

Stunning! But it would look better on a shaping gnome.

::thumpa thumpa thumpa boomchick boomchick thumpa thumpa::

(thumpified because I been at da club all this time... or maybe I'm just freezing to death whilst drunk on NyQuil. Either would explain the flashing lights, smell of Chaaaaarlie eau de commode and slight general swelling. ::thumpa::)

Is this Club Meta?

Wow, our favorite troll is now our favorite cougar.

hey! now we know what color Freaky's bra is :D

is it an exclusive club?

Everyone can come in to da'club.

::THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK:: ::scccrrriiitttcchhh:: THUMP THUMP THUMP::

And they're called "pit dusters" dear.

My my I love those earings!!! Dance your little heart out!!

*Sizzling*

Nooooooooooo CAT!

*runs away with fingers in her ears*

Bwahaha! I just noticed your blog title, you craft little troll. Stay fabulous darling. XOXO

FREAKY CAT! FREAKY CAT! WHOO WHOO!

::THUNK THUNK THUNK::

FREAKY CAT! FREAKY CAT! WHOO WHOO!

[this hour's shot special: 3 Dollar Hooker
1 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1/2 oz Captain Morgan® spiced rum
1/2 oz Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur]

you look gorgeous and i hope you have protection.

Lice Solid Warmer, I'm plastic. I'm all over protected.

::THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP::

BACK IT UP BACK IT UP BACK UP THAT THING!

::THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP::

No one rocks a strapless leopard-print mini like you!

There sure are a lot of bossy people on this site.

::THUMP THUMP THUMP::

READ THE TAGS! TO THE TAGS! 'TIL THE SWEAT ROLLS OFF MY TAGS!

::THUNK THUNK THUNK::

[shot special: Fuzzy Slammers
1/2 oz Bacardi® white rum
1 squeeze fresh lemon juice
1/2 oz Champagne]

Faaaaaabulous!

If you don't stop backing that thang up in that outfit you're going to be filling up more than a foot hole. This place is loaded with folks who are just itching to Thunka Thunk with a troll lady.

Ooomp patcha wow wow.

Is this a topless joint?

Hot! Hot! Hot!

::BOW CHEETTTA BOW CHEEETA BOW CHEETA::

GO GO, GO BLOGGERS GO.
BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOGGERS BLOW!

::BOW CHEETTTA BOW CHEEETA BOW CHEETA::

You need some stillettos, sister.

I once wrote in a post that "a hot sticky load of meta is a sure fire way to OS super-stardom."

Yeah. It's getting kinda messy 'round here.

i wood o-reely like me some hair like that

ME ta!
It always serves my need for attention. ME ME ME!!!!!

I mean YOU freaky... sawry!

::WEEET WEEET WEET BUMP BUMP::

SWEET RATE SWEET RATE
GONNA PUT SUGAR ON MY PLATE

::WEEET WEEET WEET BUMP BUMP::

[Shot special: Fiery Balls of Death
1/3 shot Bacardi® 151 rum
1/3 shot Everclear® alcohol
1/3 shot triple sec]

Freaky, wow, you look like a troll-eater tonight! The whole club will be at your feet!

Freaky and Gorlock sittin' in a tree...

I mean Freaky, Gorlock and a 3 Dollar Hooker of course.

WHERE ARE THOSE DOGS GOING?

TO THE TREE TO THE TREE TO THE TOP OF THE TREE!

::BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM:

[Shot special: Impatient Virgin
1/2 oz vanilla vodka
1/2 oz Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur
1/2 oz creme de cacao
1 1/2 oz cream]

I can see why you have so many fans!

so glad i hav no mouth and cannot drink... oog also make fall out of tree

If I write a post about your sexy thang, Freaky, is that meta?
Oooooo! Back it UP!

::THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP::

HAVE A BABY BY ME BE A MILLIONAIRE!
HAVE A BABY BY ME BE A MILLIONAIRE!
HOPE IT HAS MY HAIR, HOPE IT HAS MY HAIR!

::THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP::

Yeah, I've been there, too....

Glad to see you in the Pink

You're such a freak.

Common Freaui, give me a 50 cent "Goin to the club" gonna have some bub, (what the ---k is bub)? Come give me a hug, yeah, I hope you have a great time. The outfit is freaky!

WTF is meta posting?

Nobody's listening to you Ms. Troll; at least half the posts hitting the feed are still meta. You need to increase power to the ion drives or OS is going to implode!

Done--as in I started my comments by mentioning you! You make me laugh! And think about dancing to "Dancing Queen," long-time favorite!

It's gettin' hot in herre, so call up Freaky Troll...
u r 2 2 cute n its all 'bout u, so there! :D

HOLD MY HAIR!

::THUD::

I didn't know what meta meant so I looked it up:

Definitions of Meta on the Web:
• Meta (from Greek: μετά = "after", "beyond", "with", "adjacent", "self"), is a prefix used in English to indicate a concept which is an abstraction from another concept, used to complete or add to the latter.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meta
• Arene substitution patterns are part of organic chemistry IUPAC nomenclature and pinpoint the position of substituents other than hydrogen in ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meta-_(chemistry)
• Meta or Meta di Sorrento is a comune (municipality) in the Province of Naples in the Italian region Campania, located about 25 km southeast of ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meta_(NA)
• This is a list of characters in the machinima series Red vs. Blue.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meta_(Red_vs._Blue)
• Meta is an album by the American futurepop band Assemblage 23. It was released in 2007.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meta_(album)
• FF Meta is a humanist sans-serif typeface family designed by Erik Spiekermann. It was originally developed in 1986 as a commission for a corporate ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meta_(typeface)
• Meta is one of the 180 woredas in the Oromia Region of Ethiopia. Part of the Misraq (East) Hararghe Zone, Meta is bordered on the southwest by Deder, on the northwest by Goro Gutu, on the north by the Somali Region, on the northeast by Kersa, and on the southeast by Bedeno. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meta_(woreda)
• Meta is a spider genus that occurs worldwide.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meta_(genus)
• The Wikimedia Meta-Wiki, a cross-project collaboration wiki of the Wikimedia Foundation
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Meta
• Self-referential; at a higher level


There, now I know what it means.

::HERK::

Troll, are you someone else's alter ego here? Are you trying to convey something? Doesn't someone else say a lot of MEMEMEMEME here?
This place is turning Freaky !

Someone else is *MY* alter ego on here, not the other way 'round.

::HERK HERK:: I need some water. ::HERK::

Boot and rally!

Damn it, these posts are metastasizing.

I think mine will be the third here to ask what a meta post is so I can avoid doing it. I looked it up on the Web and in the OS Help section. No luck.

shake it!

::ooooooooooooOoOOooo::

I just gave it away for free! Stupid shooters!

Candy Boss, that just means you're three different flavors.

I need a wet towel.

Clubbing??? But what about the baby seals?!?!?!

::HUWWWWWWWWWWACKKKKKKKKKKKKK::

::THUD::

FT: I'm thinking you're really an alias—like O'Really?. Just give me sometime and I'll figure you out.

I take it back. I know who you are. You're cartouche's third personality.

I'm GOING to write about you, Freaky. I will post it as a piece that is part fiction, part real, and everybody will just have to GUESS which is which because I won't tell.

You look sparkly. I like sparkly.

I take it back again. You're a married guy, per your Oct. 9th post. Too bad, I liked it better when I thought you were a super cool chick. Am I being sexist here—about a plastic troll with invisible bits and bobs?
Faved. But you're spoiled by now.

I'm omni-sexual with female tendencies. I'm trying to figure out why my unfortunate cake accident lead you to believe that I was male... now I want to have another unfortunate cake accident.

The hand that saved you from your unfortunate(?) cake accident was a male hand with a wedding ring on it.
Nice hand. Handsome.

Damn, Troll.

Nothing hotter than a droll troll!

I want to see that scorching troll in that get up , and High heels!

Pleeeeeeese.

meta meta meta meta meta meta
badger badger badger badger badger
duck duck goose

what's a meta post?

I really take it back this time. It seems the hand in the Oct. 9th post is a very attractive ape's hand, of indistinguishable gender.

Your ape seems helpful and attentive. You're a lucky Freak to have it.

I had no idea you were tequila and doughnuts. Just sayin.' Anyone who thinks Lainey has a clue is badly mistaken.

Shoot, Freaky, I didn't blow your cover did I? Because this could always be a double triple psyche. Let's do this: If you *are* T&D, wink once. If it's a double psyche, moon me. If you're really BBE, say something mean. If you do nothing, then I will assume you are the diva and I had no right to question your highness in the first place.

I miss all the good parties . . . but looks like a good times was had by all!

I gave you an award!

me me me

btw, your nurples are almost showing! wicked little troll.

LOVE the do!

oh god. you're thumping and now you're omni something.

I can't /\///..../;;/////think.


tooo tooo too much input!! tmi tmi!!



(you endorsing your own line of watches and bikinis?)

With those earrings, you don't need a plate! The waiter can just....ooooh, I want the leopard bra top dress.

that dress...those earrings...you are fabulous