I know with all of y'alls birthdays coming up, you've been thinking about what you're going to buy me me me. Well, let me tell you, I have unique and very refined (sugar) taste. Let me take you on a tour of my tote bag:
This is Bosco. He greets my guests as they descend into the bag. That's a cute little red vintage View Master around his neck.
This is my sofa. Sure, at first glance it looks rather sedate...but, look closer... that's right! IT'S CAKE. My friend from Cakes By Cassandra helped me make my couch vision come true. Now if y'all can make some other cake furniture for me, feel free (no Cool Whip please ::shudder::).
While you're standing by my sofa (DON'T YOU DARE SIT ON IT), you might notice my pink coffee table. It's made from melted Barbie dolls. You can see I have rather eclectic reading taste. That's Bosco's skull. His head bone was the first thing I ever Hello Kitty'ed.
One of the other items you might notice in the room is in honor of one of my past loves. I did care for Freddy, but found he was difficult to live with. He would never fill up the ice trays all the way and he was impossible to do a crossword puzzle with (yes, sometimes there is a right and wrong answer Freddy!). I couldn't bear to leave him, so I did the only sensible thing, I had him stuffed:
I used to call him "Peachy Nietzche"
I guess what I'm trying to tell you is that there's no way you're going to be able to get me the perfect gift. Please don't feel bad about that. Really, it's my fault for being so gosh darn fab. It's a burden that I must bear. So just buy me cake, often. You will not believe the joy it will bring you. The true gift is in the giving... me cake.
This is my vintage ovation sign. I rarely get to turn it on. People spontaneously jump to their feet when I'm around.
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does that couch fold out because I would love to sleep over!
happy birthday forsooth cartooth!
Fancy cupcakes work, so do homemade cupcakes. Or just buttercream frosting.
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Anyone whose name is "hello my name is snacks" can't be bad company. Just sayin'...
and manyyyyyyyyy morrre!
Hey Trollie. Can I have a slice of your couch cake? Please?
You've done it again, Freaky
Step away from the cake or Freddy starts singing.
Happy Birthday to the Fabulous Februaries (HA!!! My spell checker things Februaries is a real word) **clink**
::places cake at your feet::
Oh, and Freaky dear? We know you're timeless, but just exactly how old are you? Ahem.
If I were you I would choose store bought...I'm a terrible baker...or perhaps just a gift card from Cakes R Us....
Interesting post!
CAKE don't get everything it's true.
What it don't get I can't use.
Now gimme CAKE (that's what I want)
That's what I want (that's what I want)
Four days later, I still have one of them.........
I wonder if I could get a coffee table fashioned out of melted exes...
{hands over cupcake in the shape of a massage chair}
Hurrah!!!
More! More!!
**wanders off in pure excitement, only seen since like last night**
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