Freaky Troll

Freaky Troll
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Bottom of Purse, Washington,
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November 11
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I like cake, and cake activities. Please tell me about your cake IN DETAIL. ---------------------------------------------------- Member of the Troll Women Activist Team. ---------------------------------------------------- Creator of Prop. Cake ---------------------------------------------------- Puts the "Open" into Open Salon ---------------------------------------------------- Victim of Zerry's jealousing ---------------------------------------------------- I MUST LAND ON SALON'S FRONT PAGE. IT'S MY RIGHT! LOOKIT! _________________________________ FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK: FREAQUI TROLL

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FEBRUARY 26, 2010 9:22PM

NSFW AT ALL

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someone scrape zerry off the floor, keeping up with the trends, bet you missed me i missed me, cake in all the right places, memememememeeme

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No it is *not* an envelope!
Freaky Troll
February 26, 2010 09:26 PM
a bedazzling angel foot cake
bbd
February 26, 2010 09:29 PM
I adore you. You make me wish I still had my substantial troll doll collection. _r
Joan H.
February 26, 2010 09:31 PM
I'd like to collect you too.
Freaky Troll
February 26, 2010 09:35 PM
Well, now it actually seems like a good idea.
Julie Tarp
February 26, 2010 09:36 PM
oh my, va-footholing-jazzling/something...
Myriad
February 26, 2010 09:38 PM
FT, no obvious athlete's foot problem here, but looking a bit like flat feet. Were you recently abducted by aliens?
designanator
February 26, 2010 09:39 PM
I have you know that completely flat feet are all the rage right now in Paris. IN FRANCE.
Freaky Troll
February 26, 2010 09:41 PM
Is it bad I find that hot?
Kathy Riordan
February 26, 2010 09:42 PM
Too much to drink at happy hour?
Eden Simone
February 26, 2010 09:43 PM
Oh my! Freaky you got all sexy with us! Rrroaarrr!
Sparking
February 26, 2010 09:56 PM
Did you step in a piece of cake?
Leepin Larry
February 26, 2010 10:00 PM
Does the foothole help with the triple Axels? I think You should have won the Gold.
Sally Swift
February 26, 2010 10:08 PM
You are nothing if not a slave to fashion.
iamsurly
February 26, 2010 10:14 PM
She's a rich girl, she don't try to hide it, diamonds on the soles of her shoes....

He's a poor boy, empty as a pocket, empty as a pocket with nothing to lose....
SnippytheGrammarDog
February 26, 2010 10:19 PM
SNNARRRRRRRRRRLL let me rate this...I WILL rate this! Stop! Dog abuse! help! POLICE! hELP!!
SnippytheGrammarDog
February 26, 2010 10:20 PM
now all the girls are going to want one!
Nikki Stern
February 26, 2010 10:33 PM
I'm finding an appropriate alcohol base right now.
Freaky Troll
February 26, 2010 10:44 PM
oh gawd.... first vajazzling, now this? i predict nightmares for me tonight.
lorianne
February 26, 2010 10:45 PM
Are these some new sort of cupcake sprinkles that have, uh, stuck to your foothole and surrounding flatform?
Ablonde
February 26, 2010 11:12 PM
I've got it! It's the logo for Country Wide Mortgage Company. I think that's the one. Did you just get some sort of modeling/ spokestroll gig with them Freaky? What's the line, "a mortgage even a troll would love? Lots of possibilities here. A spokestroll, love it, need an agent?
Ablonde
February 26, 2010 11:23 PM
Wait! I've got it! It's Vajazzling. Freaky style.
Sally Swift
February 26, 2010 11:51 PM
I find myself strangely aroused.
Skeptic Turtle
February 27, 2010 12:17 AM
That is *so* an envelope. I'm not sure what to do with this.
Mike Hunt II
February 27, 2010 12:19 AM
Zerry doesn't have a chance.
Donna Sandstrom
February 27, 2010 01:15 AM
Thank you OMFG, because if I cry at one more 17 letter.....
Vajazzeled takes on a new meaning!
rita shibr
February 27, 2010 01:34 AM
Suddenly fetishism makes much more sense.
Stim
February 27, 2010 01:52 AM
That is one sexy hoo-haw.......with the hole at an enticing angle. (But you are our darling enticer, right?)
Ginny Rose
February 27, 2010 03:50 AM
I didn't know you were gone, Freaks.
R
julie Kiernan
February 27, 2010 06:29 AM
OMG! A shaved foothole. I am so turned on right now.
bobbot
February 27, 2010 08:01 AM
blinded by the brilliance.
mamoore
February 27, 2010 08:03 AM
Love the cake bling, but for the love of Mike, what does NSFW stand for? It's going to keep me up at night trying to figure it out.
Lisa Kern
February 27, 2010 08:37 AM
Lisa, NSFW = Not (at all) Suitable For Work (because if you open it in the workplace you could lose your job or be the laughingstock of the watercooler, or worse). Also known as Not Smart For Work or Not Safe For Work. It means, you've been warned--open only in the privacy of your boudoir with no one looking over your shoulder.
Kathy Riordan
February 27, 2010 09:22 AM
I just noticed the perfect view of your heart-shaped hiney from this angle. Does that make me freaky too?
Sally Swift
February 27, 2010 12:36 PM
I'm confused. Am I supposed to look at your tiny plastic beaver, or your rhinestone footcake? Then what? Write a letter to Penthouse?
greenheron
February 27, 2010 03:52 PM
Yes to the Penthouse thingie.
Freaky Troll
February 27, 2010 05:15 PM
You are so HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't breath!!!!
WHOA!!!
J D Smith
February 27, 2010 07:18 PM
I admire the way you redefine hawtness periodically . . . it is so you. But of course, it would have to be, wouldn't it?
Owl_Says_Who
February 28, 2010 08:14 PM
Thanks, Kathy - Now I can sleep!
Lisa Kern
February 28, 2010 08:28 PM
That's right, Freaky, show'em how it's done! You are an inspiration to us all....
Crabby Golightly
March 02, 2010 08:42 AM
I'm sorry...I'm laughing so hard at your blinking banner....nice Tat.
BuffyW
March 04, 2010 12:51 AM

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