Freaky Troll

Freaky Troll
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November 11
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I like cake, and cake activities. Please tell me about your cake IN DETAIL. ---------------------------------------------------- Member of the Troll Women Activist Team. ---------------------------------------------------- Creator of Prop. Cake ---------------------------------------------------- Puts the "Open" into Open Salon ---------------------------------------------------- Victim of Zerry's jealousing ---------------------------------------------------- I MUST LAND ON SALON'S FRONT PAGE. IT'S MY RIGHT! LOOKIT! _________________________________ FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK: FREAQUI TROLL

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MARCH 2, 2010 8:49PM

::THUMP THUMP:: 5 ::THUMP THUMP::

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FIRE  FIRE
::THUMP THUMP THUMP::

FIRE  FIRE
::THUMP THUMP THUMP::

FIRE  FIRE
::THUMP THUMP THUMP::

DON'T SPIT, DON'T SPIT, DON'T SPIT
::WHOOP WHOOP:: ::WHOOP WHOOP::

FAR  FIRE
::THUMP THUMP THUMP::

five words


FIRE FIRE
::THUMP THUMP THUMP::

TAKE OFF YOUR CLOAK, RIDE MY LADY SMOKE
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOAK, RIDE MY LADY SMOKE
::WHEEEET WHEEEET:: ::TWEEET TWEEET::

KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS

FAR  FIRE
::THUMP THUMP THUMP::

FIRE  FIRE
::THUMP THUMP THUMP::

FIRE  FIRE
::THUMP THUMP THUMP::


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I'm gaga over you little lady!
bbd
March 02, 2010 08:52 PM
Fine!! I concede!
There is no beating you!!!
J D Smith
March 02, 2010 08:53 PM
I feel the beat - I think Freaky takes the cake on this open call!
Kellylark
March 02, 2010 08:54 PM
::CHICKA CHICKA CHICKA CHICKA::

Just put it on my tab. Drinks all 'round.
Freaky Troll
March 02, 2010 08:55 PM
Ride my lady smoke????
Ablonde
March 02, 2010 08:55 PM
You little polymer wench!
greenheron
March 02, 2010 08:55 PM
Does the nunnery have an open bar?

::WOOOOOHM WOOOOHM::
Freaky Troll
March 02, 2010 08:58 PM
best one so far.
rated
micalpeace
March 02, 2010 08:58 PM
Oh! It's MickeyPeach! Take my picture, take my picture!
Freaky Troll
March 02, 2010 09:01 PM
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOAK, RIDE MY LADY SMOKE

Best. Rhyme. Ever.
Jeanette DeMain
March 02, 2010 09:01 PM
I hate when I snort! God you are so good, no one comes close, I am begin to obsess about you!
rita shibr
March 02, 2010 09:04 PM
Buffets will do it to you every time.
Freaky Troll
March 02, 2010 09:04 PM
snorting not good for spelling...
rita shibr
March 02, 2010 09:05 PM
Bet I could put the ::THUMP:: in the nunnery.
Freaky Troll
March 02, 2010 09:08 PM
That tag was better than "free cheese"...i liked it, ya caught my eye.


Rated: The official Kilgore Trout of OS
ronnierayjenkins
March 02, 2010 09:13 PM
Ofithyah has availed herself of the open bar!
Freaky Troll
March 02, 2010 09:22 PM
Still laughing at your tag...you are too much!
BuffyW
March 02, 2010 09:36 PM
I think Lady Gaga would quit if she saw she had to compete with this.
cheshyre grin
March 02, 2010 09:41 PM
I do too! Little harpy.
Freaky Troll
March 02, 2010 09:42 PM
Way better than Lady Gaga any day!! Love the outfit ...
Scarlett Sumac
March 02, 2010 09:45 PM
I think your freak needs to date my freak.
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOAK, RIDE MY LADY SMOKE
That's perfection from a Troll!
JeepCraze
March 02, 2010 09:49 PM
You are so inspired!
nolalibrarian
March 02, 2010 10:23 PM
I was gonna try this poem thingymajig... but there's no living up to this example... so I think I'll just go stick a needle in my eye.
iamsurly
March 02, 2010 10:30 PM
Hey you just ::THUMPED:: me in the feed, damn I need feathers now.
rita shibr
March 02, 2010 10:30 PM
The best one not rated X so far!!
scanner
March 02, 2010 10:37 PM
Freaky,
HA! Brilliant! Hehehehe. Much love to you and thank you
Jill McLaughlin
March 02, 2010 10:37 PM
DO IT DO IT DO IT do it do it do it do it!!! ::SMASH::
Freaky Troll
March 02, 2010 10:39 PM
Hey did you use the word "far" , just askin'
rita shibr
March 02, 2010 10:48 PM
You're right. But I don't expect to ever compare myself to you, Freaky Deaky.
Little Angeleno
March 02, 2010 10:51 PM
Far is there!

Little Tangerine, don't chide yourself over it. I'm here to be an inspiration.
Freaky Troll
March 02, 2010 11:11 PM
Lady Gaga can't match your cake lovin' Freaky!
Sparking
March 02, 2010 11:13 PM
Oh You SneakY FreaKy!
rita shibr
March 02, 2010 11:18 PM
OOooo freaky, you make me wanna get freaky!!!!!

Though I still love LAdyGaGa,
I still wanna get Freakkkkkyyyyy with U!!!!

WooooWoooooWooooo!! :)
Tinkerertink69
March 02, 2010 11:18 PM
You foot hole is better than her disco stick any day. I loves me some Freaky tunes!
pretend_farmer
March 02, 2010 11:19 PM
I can't wait for my husband to make a snide remark so I can yell:
"Ride my lady smoke!"
Amanda Gulledge
March 02, 2010 11:21 PM
Brought tears to my eyes.
trilogy
March 02, 2010 11:25 PM
When did you get contacts or are you just trying to hypnotize us?
Julie Tarp
March 02, 2010 11:29 PM
Those are my snazzy disco eyeballs.
Freaky Troll
March 02, 2010 11:30 PM
Oh good! Look over here, I need to find the lipstick at the bottom of my purse. (Don't be jealous, it's only lipstick.)
Julie Tarp
March 02, 2010 11:43 PM
I missed the 5 words thingy but you rock the best Gaga I've ever seen. Clearly the ape is feeling better.
Sally Swift
March 03, 2010 12:11 AM
::THUD::

::fanning myself on the floor::
Owl_Says_Who
March 03, 2010 01:06 AM
Didn't think you could do it Deven, but you spiked my weird meter.....

Are you looking at me? ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME WITH YOUR HOT, SEXY DISCO EYEBALLS.....I cannot go to sleep with you looking at me! I'm coming to Kenmore to pull you out of the purse and make you love me. (I'm straight, but your foot-hole is driving me crazy with desire.....for silly cake sex.) Watch your back, silly Troll.
Ginny Rose
March 03, 2010 01:16 AM
The orchids in your head piece are breathtaking Freaky. As for the poetry, Divine.
Dr. Susanne Freeborn
March 03, 2010 03:07 AM
I will forever associate you with one of my favorite songs, "Shes Just a Little Frequi", and your out fit is divine where is Mr.Blackwell when you need him? Then you can suggest all the kiss kiss stuff, but wait isn't he dead?
MOMSACOMIC
March 03, 2010 07:22 AM
Freaky... you just make me smile in spite of myself. xo
C.K. Dexter Haven
March 03, 2010 08:46 AM
Let them eat cake!
OEsheepdog
March 03, 2010 10:42 AM
Woah! That's a Freaky Troll dance. R.
PattyJane
March 03, 2010 02:03 PM
::THUD::

*reads it again*

::THUD::

*revives, reads it again*

Oh. I thought that said ::HUMP:: ::HUMP:: 5 ::HUMP:: ::HUMP::

Carry on. (Like you need MY permission)
Bill S.
March 03, 2010 02:09 PM
shall i begin sculpting your grammy out of rice krispy treats now or wait for the show?
1_Irritated_Mother
March 03, 2010 02:19 PM
I'm sure I'm going to win in multiple categories. Get to makin'.
Freaky Troll
March 03, 2010 09:29 PM

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