1. The game is called "Two Truths and a Lie." Zerry, Thomas, and Judy have each submitted three statements, two of which are true and one of which is false. You must correctly identify the false statements.
2. List the three "lies" in the "comments" below.
3. The first person to correctly list all three "lies" wins the naked doll. (One submission per person, please.)
3. I will forget to update this post.
4. The doll will be mailed the following week (as long as I can ship Steve in one of those flat rate packages).
6. Use of the doll to satisfy a paraphilia may be prohibited by law. Check your state's statutes.
Zerry
1. I'm wildly in love with Freaky Troll
2. My jealousing has kept Freaky Troll off the front cover (she's mine! MINE! Don't you look at her.)
3. I don't have a huge poster of Freaky Troll taped to the ceiling above my bed.
Thomas:
1. I am Freaky Troll's cousin.
2. I keep my foot hole secret.
3. I wear a Snookie Poof.
Judy:
1. Zerry told me I'm not allowed to put Freaky on the cover because her awesomeness might kill people.
2. I dyed my hair pink and teased it up for my job interview.
3. I was the original lead singer for The Bay City Rollers.
Good Luck!
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Comments
Thomas' lie must be #2, because if you've got it, you're certain to flaunt it.
Judy's lie has to be #1, because your awesomeness wouldn't kill anyone. It might blind them, but it wouldn't kill them. Then again, it could be #3.
If you're taking suggestions for expanding the line, I would totally go for a Tink doll and a Cindy Ross doll. Maybe packaged together.
I'm pissed that there's no sheepdog dolls.
Thomas - All true, except he only *thinks* the foothole is secret.
Judy - All true, too! The BCR were never as good after she left.
.I think you want to keep the Blevins doll all to yourself, Freaky.
Thomas: 2 He has the cutest little foot hole. No secret there. Smoochie, smooch, Thomas.
Judy: 2 No one dare try to emulate the Divine Miss Freaky. That would have gotten you thrown out on your ear!
I checked and in Florida I can paraphilia all I want. Come to Mama, Stevie!
uhm, 1 (obsession is not love), 2 (the upskirters got him), 2 (she wears it like that regular)
::thud::