Freaky Troll

Freaky Troll
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I like cake, and cake activities. Please tell me about your cake IN DETAIL. ---------------------------------------------------- Member of the Troll Women Activist Team. ---------------------------------------------------- Creator of Prop. Cake ---------------------------------------------------- Puts the "Open" into Open Salon ---------------------------------------------------- Victim of Zerry's jealousing ---------------------------------------------------- I MUST LAND ON SALON'S FRONT PAGE. IT'S MY RIGHT! LOOKIT! _________________________________ FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK: FREAQUI TROLL

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MAY 1, 2010 1:00AM

Pre-suck Up -updated with MIRACLE WHIP

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fancy
 
 
 
apple bottom
::THUD::
 
Miracle Whip, yeah, she went there

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i may or may not know what i'm talking about, i'm covering my bases, picture the front page with me me me, cat nip, wet food, cream, all yours for the taking in exchange for just one wittle thing

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I may or may not know something.
Freaky Troll
May 01, 2010 01:00 AM
I might be up to something.
Freaky Troll
May 01, 2010 01:00 AM
that'll keep the cat fed for a while
bbd
May 01, 2010 01:02 AM
Does someone have a hungry kitty?
LadyMiko
May 01, 2010 01:02 AM
Someone may or may not have a kitty that wants wet food in exchange for EPs.
Freaky Troll
May 01, 2010 01:04 AM
Is CatamiteBastard coming back? Whoever it may be, I just want our new editor to know that I'll rat out anyone deemed to be an agimitator.
nanatehay
May 01, 2010 01:10 AM
The new ed might like rats or mice.
Freaky Troll
May 01, 2010 01:13 AM
Word on the street is that the new ed needs some assistance keeping her pets happy. That's all I'm saying. I'm going to Costco tomorrow and stocking up, just in case.
Freaky Troll
May 01, 2010 01:27 AM
no way... really?
Ablonde
May 01, 2010 01:46 AM
Now that I've made an exception for Popper in my cat hating policies, I suppose I'll have to make some more room in my heart. Some cats are very, VERY deserving of a good meal.

Catnip cupcake anyone?
Jodi Kasten
May 01, 2010 01:46 AM
Uh oh. I shouldn't have smashed into the cupcake.

::smooshing it back together::
Freaky Troll
May 01, 2010 01:52 AM
Will you ever learn? Try to keep your foothole clean until the new editor arrives, it's really disgusting looking at it with all the old bits of cake and crusted over shmears of hardened frosting clinging to the perimeter of your personal business.
Ablonde
May 01, 2010 01:58 AM
::BOOM BOOM BOOM::
I ain't never seen
Nuthin that'll make me go
This crazy all night
Spendin my dough
Had a million dollar vibe
And a bottle to go
Dem birthday cakes
They stole the show
::BOOM BOOM BOOM::

Smashing music, baby!
1_Irritated_Mother
May 01, 2010 02:00 AM
I'm going to go put on my Applebottom Jeans.
Freaky Troll
May 01, 2010 02:04 AM
Uh-oh, Applebottoms?

::BOOM BOOM::

Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up
Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up
Hoe, who is you playing with, back that ass up
Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up
Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up
Girl, who is you playing with back that ass up
Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up
Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up

::BOOM BOOM::

(I like kitties!)
Julie Tarp
May 01, 2010 02:14 AM
I'm not clear on your instructions.
Freaky Troll
May 01, 2010 02:15 AM
I'm just waiting for Trig's movie version of this.
cheshyre grin
May 01, 2010 02:20 AM
To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to the wall, (TO THE WALL)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
::BOOM BOOM BOOM::

To all these bitches crawl (CRAWL)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)

::BOOM BOOM BOOM::

(oh my, that was rather graphic)

SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
Freaky Troll
May 01, 2010 02:25 AM
::BOOM BOOM BOOM::

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horny
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupie

::BOOM BOOM BOOM::
Julie Tarp
May 01, 2010 02:25 AM
::sob:: That was my campaign song.

2012! 2012!
Freaky Troll
May 01, 2010 02:30 AM
aiiiieeeeeeee!

*runs from room*
zumalicious
May 01, 2010 03:01 AM
Them be some nice apples!!!

**Wanders off to find some trees to shake it up with**
Tinkerertink69
May 01, 2010 05:57 AM
dang, missed the party...again. Well, at least there's plenty of cat food leftover for breakfast.
mamoore
May 01, 2010 07:26 AM
FT, be on the lookout for hairballs, as per Con Chapman's post this morning! I will check your blog and banner for updates daily!
designanator
May 01, 2010 07:39 AM
Good LORD, what happened here?

Looks like Shawty got a little too low, low, low last night.
Jodi Kasten
May 01, 2010 08:34 AM
Freaky--it's a whole new world here on OS. I'm glad you have welcomed the new ED in your own inimitable way. I'm sure she feels it!
nolalibrarian
May 01, 2010 08:46 AM
SEX-AY, SEX-AY

props to Jules for being a bad ass bitch
1_Irritated_Mother
May 01, 2010 09:01 AM
Even though I only understand a bit of what goes on in Freakyburgh, you crack me up, you little pink polymer minx.
greenheron
May 01, 2010 09:11 AM
I assume that Lorraine you're talking about isn't me. And I don't own a cat.
You mean the new editor is?
::THUD::
fingerlakeswanderer
May 01, 2010 09:12 AM
Aaah-chooo!! (taking antihistamine, grabbing tissues) Greatness is worth a few sneezes.
C.K. Dexter Haven
May 01, 2010 09:14 AM
you thinkin' what I'm thinkin' eh?

I'd be pleased. Then again, I'm easily pleased...except when I'm not.
(never mind...need coffee...and cake)
Nikki Stern
May 01, 2010 09:46 AM
you thinkin' what I'm thinkin' eh?

I'd be pleased. Then again, I'm easily pleased...except when I'm not.
(never mind...need coffee...and cake)
Nikki Stern
May 01, 2010 09:46 AM
PS - I know a certain national anthem in two languages!
Nikki Stern
May 01, 2010 09:48 AM
Well, I always figured the only way she'd come back is if they paid her to...

That said, I just don't think it's gonna be her. I would love to be wrong though.
Damion Chaplin
May 01, 2010 09:51 AM
Much as I love me some kitty, I can't take my eyes off that there Apple Bottom. Boy, howdy!
Just Me
May 01, 2010 10:03 AM
This is the most imaginative bribe.....err, uh sorry, gratuity...uh....gift I have seen in a long time...
Gary Justis
May 01, 2010 10:14 AM
She's not going to come back if you're stealing her Sam Elliott.
Mrs. Michaels
May 01, 2010 10:58 AM
Production for use! That's it! That's what a troll is for!
Hildy Johnson
May 01, 2010 12:27 PM
Really - REALLY??! CatFeedingLady? REALLY?
Myriad
May 01, 2010 12:49 PM
Freaky puts the ::thud:: in Apple Bottom jeans! Good luck with the new editor.
HenryR
May 01, 2010 01:00 PM
where's the thong and the tramp stamp?
noah tawls
May 01, 2010 01:23 PM
Now this could be veddddy interestink....!
Nelle Engoron
May 01, 2010 01:54 PM
The only kitty to which I am not allergic.
sweetfeet
May 01, 2010 01:59 PM
Since that kitty food isn't for the prawns in District 9, I'm assuming this is the best news in the history of OS.

Meow!
Sparking
May 01, 2010 02:43 PM
I can pet cats with my undamaged arm. And hold catnip in the other...
mypsyche
May 01, 2010 02:56 PM
I'M SECRETING THIS. MIRACLE WHIP
Freaky Troll
May 01, 2010 03:02 PM
You and your secretions!
Damion Chaplin
May 01, 2010 03:10 PM
It always comes back to the secretions.
nanatehay
May 01, 2010 03:18 PM
Cat is Canadian and I heard that they have an edge in hiring at the NY office.
Ablonde
May 01, 2010 06:18 PM
Canadian or real American, I just want to know her stance on mayo-based Open Calls.
nanatehay
May 01, 2010 06:24 PM
I giggled out loud.
Joan H.
May 01, 2010 06:30 PM
This is like one of them there super secret Apple leaks.
Kathy Riordan
May 01, 2010 07:18 PM
Who's going to lick off that miracle whip??? It better NOT be mayonnaise.
nolalibrarian
May 02, 2010 12:20 AM

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