...but feel free to suck my foothole UPDATED: shocking photo

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MAY 14, 2010 5:08PM

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The Donald keeps telling me I'm fire

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where's my cherry chapstick, i kissed a girl and i liked it and then we went to hell

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I'm revirginizing myself. I'm starting with my hair and moving down.

Freaky Troll

May 14, 2010 05:09 PM

If this were intentional it would be sheer fucking genius!

At least they didn't rule out blow jobs...

cheshyre grin

May 14, 2010 05:14 PM

I'd like to make a profession of faith.

I really, REALLY believe this is hilarious.

::smooch!::

Jodi Kasten

May 14, 2010 05:15 PM

Did John Edwards produce this? Who was the videographer?

Catherine Forsythe

May 14, 2010 05:22 PM

I think what the dad is really saying is "don't kiss anyone but me". He is the creepiest!

mamoore

May 14, 2010 05:23 PM

sex is bad, sayeth the lord. we will bring forth young by buying them from third world countries.

(I think dad in the movie is gay.) (maybe they found him on rent.old.boy.com)

Foolish Monkey

May 14, 2010 05:25 PM

I like the snazzy hair.

Freaky Troll

May 14, 2010 05:25 PM

gah. that sucked foothole.

1_Irritated_Mother

May 14, 2010 05:29 PM

wow. that dad is way creepy. i guess i'm going to hell...

lemonpulp

May 14, 2010 05:29 PM

only for YOU did I sit thru 3:16 of this!

tr ig

May 14, 2010 05:40 PM

He did not appear to rule out kissing other girls though.

Mrs. Michaels

May 14, 2010 05:40 PM

I don't know how you found this, Freaky, but it's truly amazing. I have a compelling urge to rinse with Listerine...

SeattleK8

May 14, 2010 05:40 PM

Send that foot right over here...

Skeptic Turtle

May 14, 2010 05:42 PM

Cree-pee. With mondo cree-pee music. and mondo cree-pee dad. and weird, telltale eyebrows. Pass the foothole please.

HarleeGirl

May 14, 2010 05:43 PM

I think I saw that dad's picture on a sex offender list.

Cranky Cuss

May 14, 2010 05:46 PM

Sadly funny. I grew up in the Jehovah's Witness cult. They told us to wait for marriage. I waited until I left the state. Then I totally whored it up. I'm so glad I did!

Kat Hudson

May 14, 2010 05:59 PM

:p wow, ick, that was creepier than the book I'm reading right now

hyblaean- Julie

May 14, 2010 06:01 PM

As long as one uses protection, your foothole sounds like a delightful turn-on.

Lea Lane

May 14, 2010 06:05 PM

This brought back a lot of memories. (seriously)

Nelle Engoron

May 14, 2010 06:16 PM

These folks will be lifelong followers of Glenn Beck. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Maybe I'll just settle in to a nice foot-hole fantasy. I like those best.

Michael Rodgers

May 14, 2010 06:17 PM

It only took Pamela two minutes and twenty eight seconds to find true love and a handsome husband. How does one make this profession of faith and find instant husband? Cuz I'm so on it.

greenheron

May 14, 2010 06:20 PM

God, that SO takes me back to junior high school! (I'm talking the early 60's, people!)

Ardee

May 14, 2010 06:26 PM

This actually made me throw up a little in my mouth. That father gives off such a creepy vibe... he's out there somewhere kissing little boys, I just know it.

(Plus, let's face it, those two virginistas will never know foothole love).

Sally Swift

May 14, 2010 06:26 PM

That "Dad" is majorly creepy.

Jeanette DeMain

May 14, 2010 06:27 PM

Eeeewwwwww. I'm hell-bound. Guess I better take cake.

mypsyche

May 14, 2010 06:29 PM

Where was Mom in all this?

blue yonder

May 14, 2010 06:42 PM

Oh my god, this is so - hang on! I just have to go to the bathroom and throw up - okay I'm back -- oops, have to barf again -

Pavanne Veltman

May 14, 2010 06:45 PM

great kissers have had a lot of practice. i'd want one of those. and preferably one without a mullet.

femme forte aka candace

May 14, 2010 06:46 PM

Holy mother-fecking christ. Oh yes, God is trying to teach you a lesson, THAT'S why the boy lied and everybody in school thinks you made out.

merwoman

May 14, 2010 07:12 PM

"When you lay down on your wedding bed..." Ack! Perv!
(Pavanne, I'm right behind you -----hold my hair please!)

Linnnn

May 14, 2010 07:13 PM

Actually I'm a little confused. I'm thinking we can do everything but kiss... right?

Freaky Troll

May 14, 2010 07:17 PM

I'm hiring Gloria again.

Freaky Troll

May 14, 2010 07:33 PM

Once again, I can thank you, Freaky, for embedding creeeeeepy images in my head that will no doubt come back to me in very queasy dreams tonight. Cool!

Susan Mitchell

May 14, 2010 08:02 PM

OMG!!!!! ::running away with eyes closed::

::thud::

mypsyche

May 14, 2010 08:25 PM

"Well I never kissed him daddy, but I sure f**ked his brains out."

ocularnervosa

May 14, 2010 08:38 PM

The Lord sayeth, thou shalt not kiss, fondle, or even admit that thou hast a body until thou art married. Thou must deny, deny, ignore, and repress all feelings of sex because nice people don't have sex, they just have kids. Then thou shalt have a complex about sex and be all screwed up for the rest of thine adult life because it's not bad any more but now thou has 25 years of repression to undo.

Thus spake the Lord.

froggy

May 14, 2010 08:48 PM

Freaky, Here's 'a big kiss for you ... MWAH!

Scarlett Sumac

May 14, 2010 08:57 PM

It's all a lie. The rule against kissing only applies to some girls. We call them "ugly".

Major Mojo

May 14, 2010 09:33 PM

I think I missed part of the plot.

aim

May 14, 2010 09:38 PM

Well, in accordance with the religious nature of that video, I want to say:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT DUDE IS CREEPY!!!!

thank you, now I feel well enough to go on...

P.S. According to Creepo Dad, it apparently is cool if she'd make out with another chick, though! ;-)

Safe_Bet's Amy

May 14, 2010 09:40 PM

I don't think it was produced by John Edwards ... prolly Roman Polanski. I can't top any of the comments but roared over a few ... anything but kissing Daddy .... daddy! what are you doing DADDY!!!?

Gabby Abby

May 14, 2010 09:41 PM

i REALLY thought Daddy was gonna kiss that boy next, and they just edited it out, right?

dianaani

May 14, 2010 10:10 PM

she never kissed or made out with a boy except her dad and the boy never kissed anybody or made out with them, except her dad...

complicated by the fact that the dad cloned himself and in order to marry his teen aged daughter. but then he divorced her to marry her (younger) sister..

bear_feet

May 14, 2010 10:21 PM

Of course, it's okay to lay a big wet one on Daddy, eh?

Do these idiots never read the Bible? Jesus and the disciples were always kissing -- men kissing men --eeeeeew, even after all that abomination stuff in Leviticus -- and kissing women, too. In the verses excised from the Bible, Jesus frequently kissed Mary on her ... well, we don't know for sure, but maybe those verses got excised because the copyists were getting a bit too moist while copying.

And maybe, just maybe all that repressed sexuality is why we are so screwed up about sex. Care for a bite of my apple?

Tom Cordle

May 15, 2010 12:00 AM

Freaky, I'm crushed! You said you'd wait for me!

cheshyre grin

May 15, 2010 08:18 AM

That dad is off the icky chart. The number doesn't even go that high.

Joan H.

May 15, 2010 08:25 AM

The video WAS funny but I'm mesmerized by the picture of Freaky and The Donald...or paralyzed; I'm not sure which.

Nikki Stern

May 15, 2010 09:51 AM

I have seen that doll. When you punch the right button he talks. Did you punch the button?

Dorinda D.

May 15, 2010 09:58 AM

OhmiGod, Freaky. Please remember: NO TONGUES!
But then, maybe you don't have one . . .

blue yonder

May 15, 2010 10:10 AM

Well I'll be damned....for all time. Rated for it's ultimate creep factor. Much love to you.

Jill McLaughlin

May 15, 2010 11:53 AM

Eeeeuuw! I feel vaguely unclean after watching that.

What drugs are these people taking by the way? Their facial expressions are positively other-worldly.

Dear reader I married him

May 15, 2010 12:26 PM

This is what my dad was saving me from all those years with limited TV watching! Thank you, dad! xox

Robin Sneed

May 15, 2010 03:26 PM

creepy vid

marcelleqb

May 15, 2010 03:53 PM

Dad the Dirtbag! I can just see him crusing the parks for young prey.
Lezlie

L in the Southeast

May 15, 2010 04:20 PM

Yeah, why is Dad all up in their business, anyway. Very suspicious.

Hells Bells

May 15, 2010 05:26 PM

Freaky, you were warned... no go say ten Hail Mary's and call me in the morning!

Pavanne Veltman

May 15, 2010 05:29 PM

Whew! At least anal is still safe!

Sandra Stephens

May 15, 2010 06:08 PM

I watched this and am entering a monastery. In Tibet.

Jonathan Wolfman

May 15, 2010 06:21 PM

I knew Trump liked to be dominated!

Linnnn

May 15, 2010 07:38 PM

I find it deliciously entertaining that the father was cast by an actor with creepy demon eyes.

Sheldon The Wonderhorse

May 15, 2010 07:55 PM

The dad reminds me of the guy in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." My favorite part is "O, Come All Ye Faithful" playing in the background. LOL. But Freaky, are you sure this isn't a satire, a la "Reefer Madness"??

Deborah Sosin

May 15, 2010 10:28 PM

This isn't true. This didn't just happen.

Maureenow

May 16, 2010 12:11 AM

Harry, if bj's were ever shunned, I'd have a big problem.

LadyMiko

May 16, 2010 12:12 AM

Reminds me of the scene in Pretty Woman where Julia Roberts tells Richard Gere that she'll do anything sexually for him except kiss him on the mouth. That's too emotional.