Freaky Troll

Freaky Troll
Location
Bottom of Purse, Washington,
Birthday
November 11
Bio
I like cake, and cake activities. Please tell me about your cake IN DETAIL. ---------------------------------------------------- Member of the Troll Women Activist Team. ---------------------------------------------------- Creator of Prop. Cake ---------------------------------------------------- Puts the "Open" into Open Salon ---------------------------------------------------- Victim of Zerry's jealousing ---------------------------------------------------- I MUST LAND ON SALON'S FRONT PAGE. IT'S MY RIGHT! LOOKIT! _________________________________ FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK: FREAQUI TROLL

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JUNE 26, 2009 3:53PM

Freaky Farrah Foray

Some of y'all have seen this before:

Farrah Freaky

 

Poor Zerry is going to get all hyperventilating. Read full post »

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APRIL 28, 2009 7:01PM

Classic Freaky Sexy

It's come to my attention that some of y'all just can't handle my sexying.  I'm sorry.  I never thought about how that could be intimidating.  I'll try to tamp down my vamp a little.  In the meantime:  
 
Snake copy
 
 
 
Farrah Freaky
 
 
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MARCH 4, 2009 10:49PM

Joan's Big Ol' Head Suggestions

I not one of these trolls that tries to tell their intended where to go or what to wear, but Joan did ask for our opinion about her huge head.  I just sort of whipped these up - I'm still thinking, so I might update.

First, we can just tweak up… Read full post »

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JANUARY 27, 2009 6:59PM

Lookit! Freaky Thomas Meme!

thomas

 

Daisy gave me a heads up on Thomas' open call about the meme hat.  I thought that I might as well take on a few of the inauguration fashion and see how I fab I look:

I rock it

I totally rockit out!

Freaky Michelle

I lookRead full post »

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DECEMBER 21, 2008 9:54PM

The Freaky Troll Book Club: Part 6, Pandering & Paste

chex mix

crown royal

beef aspar

fresca

FREAKY HEAD

book sum total

 

This meeting is really going to be fun!  We get to make something.  But just like always, we're going to have to go through a big ol' boring section before we can have crafting fun.

So in this chunk of the book, they're… Read full post »

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DECEMBER 18, 2008 6:16PM

Freaky Responds to Shell's Open Call

Venus de Miltroll
 
Responsible energy policy, wind power. 
free hit counters Read full post »
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NOVEMBER 15, 2008 11:43AM

OHIOing - Freaky Troll On The Road

I'm still here in exotic OHIO. Last night we interacted with some natives. I observed some more interesting OHIOian behavior:

The verbing of America

There's lots of verbing here. Someone even told me I was trolling when I was trying to find the groom.

In OHIO they catch their menus on fire

They catch their menus on fire.… Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 4, 2008 12:04PM

DON'T DO THIS!

freaky ballot
 
 
Please fight the urge to do this. I've decided that I don't want to be president. Presidents have to be all serious all the time and slick down their hair.
 
 
I know that I would win in a landslide. But if elected,… Read full post »
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NOVEMBER 2, 2008 9:16PM

THE FREAKY TROLL SHOW!

I'm bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.

This politics thing has turned out to be a real drag. People pick on you and try to make you eat Cool Whip. What's… Read full post »

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OCTOBER 15, 2008 9:52PM

Say It's So Joe!

Joe the Plumber
 
"I support Freaky Troll. The Demorepublicakes believe in spreading cream cheese frosting around. GO FREAKY!!" Read full post »
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OCTOBER 2, 2008 11:04PM

WINK WINK WINK WINK

wink wink
Me, looking winky CUTE
 
Really.  Really.  She winked... not just once.  WINKED.  Is that all that's standing in my way from getting on the front cover?  WINKING?  I can wink.... with some, ah, help.
 
ACK MAW DEN IN JAW!  Read full post »
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SEPTEMBER 19, 2008 2:42PM

Hairy Cuteness!

"Hairy cuteness"!!! I'm the epitome of hairy cuteness! Here's some proof:

communing

Communing with nature cute

aw

Me and my pet sloth cute

snow princess cute

Snow Princess Cute

We're super cute

We are legion cute

Wheel

Tiny butt cute

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SEPTEMBER 15, 2008 9:52PM

PEACE, LOVE, AND HAIR!

pro me rally
Wow! And they're so cute!
 
 
A huge HUGE pro-ME rally broke out today. I noticed ol' what's her face had some kind of something that had signs on sticks and it landed on the front cover. There's no reason that this IMPRESSIVE turnout/… Read full post »
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AUGUST 29, 2008 12:35AM

REALLY ADORABLE "PET" PICTURE

So as I understand it, this "aw" thing is suppose to land you on the front cover. I don't really have pets, as such, but I did find these fish heads.

I've done a bit of post processing to enhance their natural cuteness.

Now say AW, damnit!

fish beach
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AUGUST 27, 2008 9:03PM

Editors LOOKIT - a line thingie!!

I've given up being subtle, I'm now going to address the editors with my blog titles. They seem to be attracted to line thingies. I can make a line thingie with the best of them.

1

As you can see in my first line thingie, I have something that… Read full post »

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AUGUST 21, 2008 9:03PM

My Olympic Gold Ass

LOOK IT!! LOOK IT!! OS EDITORS!! HERE! HERE!

You can not possess me