I'm also taking some constructive, well I'm not going to call it criticism, because really, who could criticize me? But, ah, I'm taking some pointers.

Rob said I was "Hectoring." I'm… Read full post »

I'm taking a break from campaigning.

picture of a cute troll that makes me nervous

NO! I am not trying to lure Kerry in here. I'm insulted that you would even suggest such a thing. Why would I care if Kerry popped in here? Just because he's the… Read full post »

I know you were all looking ever so forward to me making my big VD announcement tonight. Well, I'm going to hold off until the OS editors can have a little rest. They're obviously cracking under the stress of waiting for my blogs to appear daily. Look at this sad, sad… Read full post »

On the eve of my VD announcement these photos have surfaced! OH NO! Just think of all those bloggers that are going to blog and use these pictures in their blog!

I only wear clear heels!

Here I am doing an honest days work!

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I know you've all missed me terribly. I took advantage of this holiday weekend to garner some needed international experience. Yes, I'm always thinking of ways I can serve you (you should blog about that, with pictures).

As you can see here, I traveled to many foreign countries:

The frozen… Read full post »

In my new quest to get my face on the front page of OS, I've realized that I haven't taken advantage of all available resources, namely, YOU. Those two, let's admit it, sort of goofy looking guys are running for some office. You all seem to write endlessly about them and… Read full post »

So as I understand it, this "aw" thing is suppose to land you on the front cover. I don't really have pets, as such, but I did find these fish heads.

I've done a bit of post processing to enhance their natural cuteness.

Now say AW, damnit!

I've given up being subtle, I'm now going to address the editors with my blog titles. They seem to be attracted to line thingies. I can make a line thingie with the best of them.

As you can see in my first line thingie, I have something that… Read full post »

OI!! EDITORS!! LOOKIT, LOOKIT!! BIRTHING THING!! 

Baby ME. People say I look like my mother. I don't see it.

I noticed that several front page picks were about birthing babies. I've never birthed a baby before, but I did find this picture of my birth.… Read full post »

Me, being smart

I've noticed a lot of the front cover stuff is about these two fellows Joe McPain and Barracks O'Bama. I have my serious side too. I have opinions. I have insider information.

I have it on good authority that this Joe McPain… Read full post »

LOOK IT!! LOOK IT!! OS EDITORS!! HERE! HERE!

The ape-like thing that takes care of me went to visit the old ape today.

The old ape is grumpy. She won't let me stay on the table when they eat. I just wanted to jump on the waffle for a moment! She whacked me to the floor!… Read full post »

1. I'm super cool. I mean it. I really am. And I'm not saying I'm super cool like some people say they're classy, and you know that means they're/
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