Dr. Freaky Speaks:

Since I went to prison, wrote a book, and got a PhD, I now feel compelled to speak about things that other people seem interested in and land on the front page.  Today, I'm going to talk about lactation!  

I too, am too hawt for FaceBook,… Read full post »

I not one of these trolls that tries to tell their intended where to go or what to wear, but Joan did ask for our opinion about her huge head.  I just sort of whipped these up - I'm still thinking, so I might update.

First, we can just tweak up… Read full post »

Just like the Marquis de Sade, I spent my time incarcerated writing a manual that will benefit humanity:

 Preorder this fantastic book now!

I cover such topics as:

• Me Me and Meme

  How To Follow the Herd Without Stepping in the

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Ugh.  The ape is sick.  The man ape is sick.  It's just all sick sick sick around here.  They're useless.  No photoshoots, no transcribing for me, nothing! 

I've been BORED.  So bored that I've been doing some online research.  Lookit what I found:

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You wouldn't believe the stuff I get blamed for around here!  WHERE'S THE PROOF? HUH?  YOU BIG APE!  It could have been any number of people, or not people living in this house.  You don't know!  I'm getting attorney troll on the phone - you watch it!

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I am so super excited!  So Julie started this whole OS Idol thing!

Why haven't we thought of this before?  This is going to be fantastic!  With an emphasis on FAN.  

Julie is going to be one of the judges.  She seems to be filling the role… Read full post »

Granny Pipe flew in for the wedding.  She brought me this.. ah.. fab(?) hat.  She's been having a look around OS to see if anyone was writing about her and she wanted to say something:

Me and Granny Pipe, I don't see the resemblance.

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So the thingies are coming up in a couple of weeks.  I haven't seen any of the movies.  I was sort of busy planning the wedding and starring in my own OS sponsored movie.  So I'm just going to go by who I think is the cutest.  I'm starting with Best… Read full post »

I broke one of my own rules and commented about something that I swore I wouldn't comment on.  I've been naughty, very, very naughty.

 There's all these posts now about rules.  My super favorites are the ones that point out that there should be a rule about having no… Read full post »

Y'all all whipped up into a frenzy out there today.  Type, type, type, type, type, type, type, type, type, type, type, type, and not a lot of it about me. 

We all just need to calm down for a moment.  Stare at this for a bit to reboot:

I was doing my usual thing this afternoon, just skimming posts to see if y'all were talking about me, and imagine my surprise and delight when I saw this!:

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PEOPLE, I'M GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!!

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Daisy gave me a heads up on Thomas' open call about the meme hat.  I thought that I might as well take on a few of the inauguration fashion and see how I fab I look:

I totally rockit out!

I look… Read full post »