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Fred The Cat

Fred The Cat
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Fred was born in a farmer's field in 1997. He was rescued with his littermate and became a house cat. Fred is getting older and more cantankerous. He spends most of his time sleeping and complaining about the quality of his cat food. He lives with two friends, Rico who is needy and neurotic. Majic is independent and likes to bring home mice and kill them in front of me. Fred is my doppleganger. He is an aspiring writer and spends/wastes a lot of his time pursuing interests that take him down rabbit holes.

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AUGUST 18, 2009 11:21PM

Fred Plots His Next Move...

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101_0741Fred and I have reached an impasse.  He comes and goes as he pleases.  I enforce my authority by not letting him outside in the morning before I go to work.  He walks to the door and waits, confident that I will relent and release him to the outside.  But I cannot. Ten hours or more outside is too long in this current heat wave.  He must endure the day inside.  Into the cool basement with his friends, not a bad way to spent a day. I wish that I could stay down there in the cool semi darkness.  But someone must support this household and keep the inmates in food and kitty litter.  None of them have shown any inclination to get a job so the burden falls on me.

 

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LOL...oh sure, they could get jobs, but then you'd have to drive them to work, pack their lunches, take them to the bank to cash their checks, etc. Careful what you wish for!
Hi Fred!
Stay in the cool, you're better off there!
~rocco and rusty, in cool, gray, foggy San Francisco