The first item below was sent to me as a "comment" by one of my male friends on the dating site I belong to. The second item below was sent by me to him and the rest of my friends.  WHY MEN ARE NEVER              DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.   One mood all the time. WHY WOMEN DON'T MIND ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS: We have nothing to prove. It only takes five minutes and could save hours of driving around lost. We only think with one head and it rarely gets swollen. Our honor doesn't depend on us knowing where we are at all times, although we may take pride in knowing where the nearest discount store is to any major highway. We like talking to people and asking a stranger for directions just gives us a chance to use our communication skills. We wear bras and other confining garments and don't want to be in a car strapped in a seatbelt any longer than we have to. We use recipes and have no problem  following directions. We can admit that we don't know where we're going without embarrassment. We squat  when we pee, so we're used to lowering ourselves to do what's necessary. Our idea of lunch is not a bottle of beer and some beef jerky and we want to find a good restaurant as soon as possible. We don't clean ourselves by scratching our ass and shaking it dry, so we want to get to a shower and soap and hot water as soon as possible. We haven't thought sleeping in the  backseat of a car was fun since we were teens and then we weren't sleeping. We don't  consider road kill scenery. Listening to love songs on a car radio driving down a dark, dirt road for the tenth  time in one night is not our idea of a romantic evening.  But we don't have to ask for directions because we can read a map, have GPS, and do all the driving!