In response to FeatheredThing's open call for favorite poems, I found one that has always made me laugh even as it makes its own claims about the role of poets, the role of women, the role of women poets...
Sharon Olds
I have wanted excellence in the knife-throw,
I have wanted to use my exceptionally strong and accurate arms
and my straight posture and quick electric muscles
to achieve something at the centre of a crowd,
the blade piercing the bark deep,
the haft slowly and heavily vibrating like the cock.
I have wanted some epic use for my excellent body,
some heroism, some American achievement
beyond the ordinary for my extraordinary self,
magnetic and tensile, I have stood by the sandlot
and watched the boys play.
I have wanted courage, I have thought about fire
and the crossing of waterfalls, I have dragged around
my belly big with cowardice and safely,
my stool black with iron pills,
my huge breasts oozing mucus,
my legs swelling, my hands swelling,
my face swelling and darkening, my hair
falling out, my inner sex
stabbed again and again with terrible pain like a knife.
I have lain down.
I have lain down and sweated and shaken
and passed blood and feces and water and
slowly alone in the centre of a circle I have
passed the new person out
and they have lifted the new person free of the act
and wiped the new person free of that
language of blood like praise all over the body.
I have done what you wanted to do, Walt Whitman,
Allen Ginsberg, I have done this thing,
I and the other women this exceptional
act with the exceptional heroic body,
this giving birth, this glistening verb,
and I am putting my proud American boast
right here with the others.
from Satan Says, 1980


Salon.com
Comments
Her "Ode to a Douchebag" isn't published yet (that I know of)! I guess I'm one of the lucky few who has heard it so far. I don't know if it was funny because of the subject matter or the fact that she was actually sort of serious about an ode to her mother's douchebag...
She praises women in one of our very finest hours. We are the life bringers!
Great stuff, GinnyK!