Broadsided

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APRIL 18, 2009 3:41PM

TV Is My Coparent

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My three-year-old son had spring break from preschool this week. Unfortunately, my sister-in-law, who usually watches him for a few hours twice a week, was unable to do so one of the days, most of his buddies were on vacation and so unavailable for playdates, and his Daddy had to work late almost every night--meaning it was just me and my boy all day, every day, all week.

Did I mention he also had pinkeye?

Given his propensity for running around in public places naked, I considered sending him to Boca Raton or some such place to find like-minded spring breakers, but I would have had to chaperone him, and few things frighten me more than hours spent alone with a preschooler than hours spent alone with college students acting like preschoolers.

So Monday morning, after determining that his eye seemed better and so probably did not require a doctor's visit (which was unfortunate, because that would have filled a few hours nicely) but that I probably should keep him quarantined anyway, we ventured into the attic to bring down summer clothes (yep, already time here), made cornbread from scratch, picked mint from the yard and made it into tea, emptied and refilled the dishwasher, washed the pots and pans, and ate our cornbread and tea.

I was exhausted. I looked at the clock. It was 10:30 am.

He was bouncing on the couch, yelling, "Mama, let's DO something!"

It was going to be a long, long week.

So when he brought out Chitty Chitty Bang-Bang, I had the usual internal struggle: He should be playing, using his imagination! He should be out in the fresh air! Building! Painting! Coloring! Not rotting his brain in front of the idiot box with a movie he's seen a thousand times. We're pretty strict about what he's allowed to watch and how much TV per day--at least we try to be. We even selected his preschool, a Waldorf school, because (among other wonderful things) it asks parents to reduce or eliminate media from their children's worlds, believing that kids need time and space to be kids rather than be pushed into consumerism and groupthink.

Five books, three original stories (many of which feature my own creations, HuffaFuffa Dinosaur and his Magic Mushroom Patch), and a few bouts of Mean Pirate and Hide and Seek later, I couldn't take it anymore. I just am not equipped to entertain a young child for hours and hours without assistance. He's not old enough to read, doesn't nap anymore, and doesn't have siblings. He is talkative, smart, and creative with lots and LOTS of energy, and so requires a lot of stimulation and input. But I was giving out.

So out came Chitty. And Totoro. And Caillou, Curious George, Elmo, and all the rest. He watched a shitload of TV this week.

We also had trips to the zoo, worked in the garden, built pillow forts, talked about where babies come from (!!), visited several playgrounds, did lots of chores together, cooked and cleaned, and read innumerable books. So why do I feel so guilty admitting that I need that break that TV provides?

While he watches, I can read a magazine, check email, even just have my own thoughts for a few moments...which sometimes stretch out to an hour, then two, or more. All the while, a part of my brain screams, "You're RUINING him! Turn off that TV!"

Of course, the rest of my brain is deeply engrossed in Rolling Stone. Who knew Hulk Hogan was so deep?

Afterwards, we both seem relaxed and refreshed: he got some all-kid, all-the-time programming without anyone trying to push him to do something more adult-friendly; I got some all-adult reading done without anyone begging me to be his horsie. We have far fewer evening tantrums when we've had that afternoon break from each other, allowing us to get through Round 2: Dinner, Bath, and Bedtime that much more smoothly. 

And once he's asleep, my husband and I plop on the couch, remote in hand, to catch up on Heroes and Lost. Because sometimes we want someone to tell us a story, too.

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I'm with you, sister. This spring break, I had two sick kids, a week-long rainstorm, and MY BEST FRIEND TIVO. Then I got the flu and poison oak and my period all at the same time. I told the little voice whispering in my ear about how I'm rotting their brains to go F itself, and I read a couple of books and did a lot of snuggling.
Oh, you poor thing! I feel your pain! And I am slowly...slowly...learning to tell the voices to go F themselves, too.
TV loves us, this we know, for the TV tells us so...(oh hell, I don't remember the rest. But it was a whole song, and Dad used to sing it to us when we were little. He'd learned it from The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, of all things.)

How did the birds and bees talk go? That must have been interesting...
Ha! Now I'm gonna have that song in my head.

I was taken a bit offguard, so I told him about how daddies put a seed in mommies and it grows into a baby. Having some experience gardening, my boy said, "Maybe I can help daddy plant the seed. I could hold it open." I had to stuff a dishtowel in my mouth to avoid guffawing.
Don't beat yourself up, Ginny, you're doing fine. Children need a break from 'too much' mother just as we need a break from 'too much' children. I love the Oedipal 'I could hold it open' story!
"I could hold it open."

(spits out coffee, nearly ruins $400 laptop.)

Just wait till there's a little brother/sister on the way and you start to show, and he wants to tell everyone ALL ABOUT IT.
BTW, if you've heard enough of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, I have the DVD of "Gulliver's Travels." Second full-length cartoon ever made (came out a few months after Snow White.)

Dad worked nights when we were little, and when Mom worked days at K-Mart and Waffle House for a period there, he had to watch us and sleep at the same time.

So, since they wouldn't let us watch much TV except for PBS because they didn't want us begging for the toys on the commercials (if you don't know it exists, you can't want it, was the idea behind that), as soon as Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers and the Electric Company were over, Dad would let us watch the video of "Gulliver's Travels." Over and over and over and over and over till we finally broke the tape...

(Em would like it--it's got kings and queens and castles and boats and the prince and princess get married at the end, which seems to be the plot of every Disney movie he makes you recount at bedtime...)
Thanks, everyone, for making me feel a bit better. And Leeandra, I'd love to borrow Gulliver's Travels--it sounds great. I'm ready for something new--I can sing the Chitty songs in my sleep. ;-)