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I'm here and I'm queer. That's right, God is Gay!

GOD IS HERE

GOD IS HERE
Location
Heaven, The Cosmos
Birthday
December 31
Title
Supreme Being
Company
God, Inc.
Bio
It's me, God. You read correctly, God is gay! That's right. Hasn't anyone noticed there is no Mrs. God? It was my idea to keep gays out of the military, hate to see a good man shot. "Don't ask, don't tell." That's like saying "Don't pray outloud, someone might hear you!" Likes: creation Dislikes: war a/k/a Allah, Buddha, Shiva, children: NONE! Jesus (Hey-Sus) is my gardener Cats are spies for heaven. Politicians are spies for hell.

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Salon.com
JANUARY 4, 2012 12:12AM

The Sword of Justice God is Angry with YOU not Kate O'hehir

My sword is older, bigger and more righteous, cross me!

sword of justice 

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AUGUST 26, 2011 3:57AM

Dick Cheney is the Devil and he's coming out on OS!

(to be read while humming 'Devil With A Blue Dress')

To celebrate the Devil's new book In My Time of Drag I want to share with you all his dirty little secrets.  Well, okay, not all of them, space is limited, but here's the tip of the ice berg:

Cheney coming out from Tink
 

GOD'S… Read full post »

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AUGUST 18, 2011 3:18AM

God is here and he's queer! The 10 Suggestions

Adam

My first effort, Adam.  Not bad, eh?

The Ten Suggestions

I am the Lord your God, who brought you  out of the closet; my code name is Perez Hilton

1)You shall not make for yourself an American Idol, for he can noteth sing;

2)You shall not make wrongful use of… Read full post »

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