Other than the supposedly earth-shattering news that Mittens Romney, this year’s Republican presidential candidate, has been revealed to be just another tax-dodging muttonhead-plutocrat-scumbag, perhaps the most amazing news has come out of Congress. 

Thirty-three times.  Thirty-three times, at a total cost of $50,000,000, the Boehner Bozo Congress has once again decided to symbolically repeal the Affordable Healthcare Act. 

Wow!  What a job!  I’m beside myself!  I can’t believe what patriots those bumbling Republicans are! 

When Boehner told America that his Congress would be about “jobs, jobs, jobs”, none of us knew they would be “blow jobs”, “snow jobs”, “con jobs” or “hatchet jobs”.  But now we know.  Congress, which has been hijacked by numbskull Tea Party members, doesn’t give a flying crap about unemployment in America.  In fact, as long as unemployment in America can be pinned onto President Obama’s backside, the Republican Congresspeople believe, the better. 

Of course, we all saw yesterday’s “boo job” that occurred when Mr. Mittens was shouted-down by the NAACP.  Not all of us have heard yet about Mittens’ snotty, quasi-racist comment that it’s too bad for people who want “free stuff” because everything in life isn’t free. 

We all knew Mittens was white.  But that white?  Really? 

Mittens’ comments also were directed at the Obama Administration’s victory in the US Supreme Court over the Constitutional validity of the AHA.  Poor Mittens.  He doesn’t realize poor people have a devil of a time getting healthcare in America, does he? 

Of course he doesn’t.  He’s a spoiled little rich boy who would have amounted to exactly nothing had it not been for Daddy and Daddy’s money and influence.  Sure.  Mittens dodged the draft by joining the Mormon invasion of France and got to bicycle around the countryside while poor and often Black Americans were getting shot-down in Vietnam. 

But he’s no elitist.  Mittens likes war.  Mittens wants war with Iran because, now that the United States is on a brand-new permanent war economy and is dependent on war the way a crack addict is on rock, he’s probably figuring that if he can pick another fight he can “right” the economy while wasting even more manpower, war will and treasury. 

I bet the Chinese are jumping up and down at the thought of a Mittens presidency.  Considering that all these conflicts in the Middle East are nothing more than proxy wars of distraction (China has been conspicuously absent from these wars even though they’re Afghanistan’s next-door neighbor.  Ain’t that peculiar.) , the Chinese, who are doubtless waiting for America’s fall from world influence, are probably shipping-in big bucks because of Citizens United. 

Thanks Citizens United. 

But the biggest episode of utter insanity of the day was not Jesse Jackson Jr.’s run-in with a mood disorder, but the utter insanity of the US Congress.  And we’re paying those idiots? 

Someone online asked, “What in the world is Congress trying to prove?”  I figure it’s a way of doing nothing while pointing fingers at the President for not getting us all those jobs folks like Mittens shipped off to China. 

Talk about a dysfunctional government.  Doubtless all the aging Leftovers from the Sixties are high-fiving it over the fact that the US Government is totally paralyzed right now.  She will just sit in the noonday sun, doing nothing.  Right?