Doublespeak:

House Speaker NANCY PELOSI: That wasn’t a tax increase. It is- it is- eliminating a tax- decrease that was there.

My God, do they pay politicians per weasel word?  And the WORST part is that if you bitch about ANYTHING some Democrat does is getting painted with a big WINGNUT brush. The Republicans are nearly as bad. Anything other than kill-them-all-with-our-stone-axes is considered un-American, liberal and un-manly.

So we have two camps, the cavemen assholes and the Nowhere Men, as in the Yellow Submarine character.  

One side doesn't think and the other side overthinks everything, like talking to somebody on speed. These are our two parties. Perhaps it's no wonder that nothing positive ever gets done.