Gordon Wagner
- Location
- California,
- Birthday
- September 21
- Bio
- Graphic Designer / Illustrator. Single father, two teenagers, two cats. Holding together in the suburban badlands near San Diego.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Six Months as a Pedestrian
April 19, 2012 04:26PM - Five shrubs
March 11, 2012 12:37AM - In Dreams
February 17, 2012 10:54AM - February? Really?
February 16, 2012 06:01PM - The funniest part of the
story...
November 17, 2011 11:32AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “SS -- the iPod does have
a really basic text composer
and it
does establish an
In…”
April 19, 2012 05:23PM - “Laughing @ myself -- I
looked at some of my older
posts on OS
and discovered
I'd…”
April 19, 2012 04:34PM - “Oil reserves were
discovered in Uganda. Not long
after that,
the US announced a
n…”
March 12, 2012 05:53PM - “Corporate promises: my
ex-ex is in Rome and
apparently spent
an hour on
the phone…”
February 16, 2012 05:45PM - “Well, I imagine the 1%
feels puffed up with power and
pride
and commands
"TH…”
January 31, 2012 07:18PM
Gordon Wagner's Links
- Hot Spots on the Infobahn
- What Really Happened
- Rotten.com/news
- Google.com/news
- Amazon
- RecipeZaar
- M30
- Land-o-Links
- lolcats
When is a replacement part NOT a replacement part?
"We are experiencing an unusually high call volume..."
I hear this on virtually EVERY tech or customer support number I find myself calling -- does it seem like bullpoop to you? Because it certainly does to me. It seems to be saying "WE KNOW WE DIDN'T STAFF ENOUGH OPERATORS BUT HA… Read full post »
Really good grilled chicken

Secure two whole or four split chicken breasts. Locate your cutting board, a rolling pin, and a few sheets of wax paper. FLATTEN the chicken with the rolling pin, and there is no rolling involved, here.
Have your house boy or manservant prepare the grill. Light a chimney full… Read full post »
Tiny headaches hurt the most
The right temple or arm on my regular glasses broke a week or three ago: it wasn't a clean break in the plastic, but rather a metal fitting that holds the temple onto the front part of the frame had broken.
So, like any geek worth his salt, I found my… Read full post »
Kid #1 turns 16
Today I got up, got cleaned up, found my good Felco trimmers and collected all the cherry, grape, Roma and globe tomatoes that were ripe. Took those over to a senior center for "backyard produce collection" which I felt good about. I wish I'd had more ripe fruit.
Then I went… Read full post »
Dov Zakheim retires from Booz Allen Hamilton
8th Grade Final Exam - Salina, KS 1895
This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 in Salina, Kansas,
USA
. It was taken from the original document on file at the Smokey
Valley
Genealogical Society and Library in Salina, and reprinted by the
Salina
Journal.
8th Grade Final Exam:
Salina, KS - 1895
Grammar (Time, one
hour)
1. Give nine rules… Read full post »
$2.775 billion in "security assistance funding" for Israel?!
U.S. is confident that Iron Dome will provide
Feds shut blog site w 73,000 blogs -- wtf?
U.S. Authorities Shut Down WordPress Host With 73,000 Blogs
Written by enigmax… Read full post »Gibson's pinch hit 1988

87-year-old Ore. woman Tasered to death by local cops
87-year-old Ore. woman dies after hit by stun gun
By TIM FOUGHT, Associated Press
Phyllis Owens apparently didn't know day from night when she died at 87, an hour after sheriff's deputies closed in on her as she reached for a handgun, an officer said Friday.
"We had to respond," said… Read full post »
Movies.

After yesterday's so-far-successful installation of some cheap bookshelves (meaning that they made it through their first earthquake last night about six), I decided to squander more of my meagre household budget and invest in an eight-foot length of 7 1/4" MDF board, which was neatly bisect… Read full post »
If, by some miracle, California's Proposition 19 passes this fall, marijuana will be more or less semi-legal. That would be an improvement. The argument for hemp / marijuana as part of our economy is best laid out in Jack Herer's "The Emperor Wears No Clothes" and I don't intend to replic… Read full post »
Books. And more books. Where to store them all?
During my perpetual de-cluttering, I have moved vast tonnage of printed matter into the garage and back into the house, shuffling and boxing it as I went. This past week I happened to assemble ALL of my books in one place and I was surprised at just how many books I… Read full post »
Physics be damned.
HuffPo: We also do not allow the promotion and propagation of conspiracy theories, including those about 9/11.
Well, the physics of the matter cannot be debated, now can they? Or does physical science somehow find itself excluded from this particular moment in history?
SHEESH(tm).
WTF? US pledges $15 million to preserve "Nazi Death Camp"
U.S. pledges $15 million to preserve site of concentration camp
(CNN) -- The United States will donate $15 million to the Auschwitz-Birkenau Foundation, pending congressional authorization and appropriations, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said Saturday.Speaking at the Schindler Factory Museu… Read full post »
At the Fair

I took my daughter to the San Diego Fair today.
It was fun, I guess, if loud and crowded (nothing like it will be tomorrow and Sunday). They really vacuum money out of you left and right, which gets kind of old -- $7.50 for 1.5 liters of water?… Read full post »
Baltic Dry Index plunges
Baltic Dry plunges
Created 30 June 2010Written by Stephen WilmotThe Baltic Dry Index (BDI), a basket of shipping rates closely watched as a leading indicator of economic growth, has lost over 40 per cent since late May. While the BDI is infamously volatile, the parallel with 2008, when… Read full post »
Hamas founder's son granted asylum in San Diego
Hamas founder's son granted asylum in San Diego
By Keith Darcé, UNION-TRIBUNE STAFF WRITER
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 at 11:28 a.m.
Federal attorneys cleared the way Wednesday for the son of Hamas’ cofounder and security chief to remain in the United States… Read full post »
The New, Improved Australian PM
You will recall that the former Australian PM was forced out of office not long after complaining about Israel's having forged/cloned Australian passports to carry out the murder of a Hamas official, yes?
From the Sydney Morning Herald
http://www.smh.com.au
Former ambassadors question silence on the '… Read full post »
Michael Collon's "Ten Big Lies"
copypasta:
Michel Collon, a Belgian journalist and author, in his
book "Israel, let's talk about it," has slammed European media over
decades of "lying" to people in order to support Israel.
Collon, in his book, has recounted "10 big lies" spread by Western
media in order to "justify… Read full post »
Australia: Rudd out, Gillard in. Observe her actions.
Former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd was forced out not long after he blew the whistle on Israel's forgeries of Australia passports used in the murder of a Hamas official in Dubai. Now we have a new Australian PM who favors the Rothschild "carbon credit" economic bubble scheme. Anyone feel lik… Read full post »
Mandatory Vaccinations? NO WAY!
U.S. government panel now pushing "vaccinations for all!" No exceptions…
by David Gutierrez, staff writer(NaturalNews) An advisory panel to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has recommended that every person be vaccinated for the seasonal flu yearly, exc…
The Salvation Army Truck
I was taking Kid #1 over to a friend's house when I saw the Salvation Army truck heading the other way, towards our cul-de-sac. They would be picking up the modest pile of clutter I stacked on our stub driveway this morning.
Kid #2's barely-used softball shoes, assorted clothing that… Read full post »
Moustache wax

Moustache wax is a stiff pomade applied to a moustache as a grooming aid to hold the hairs in place, especially at the extremities. It can also have restorative properties, which become more important as the hair length increases. The wax is commonly scented and… Read full post »
My favorite climate change joke
My favorite climate change joke: An ant is fervently boinking an elephant. The elephant (with engaged ant) bangs its head on a tree branch and says "Ow!" to which the ant replies "Take it all, bitch." That would be an image of mankind pretending that anything we do could change the… Read full post »


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