Gordon Osmond

Gordon Osmond
Location
Sao Paulo, Brasil
Birthday
November 09
Company
those with whom I choose to keep
Bio
Retired lawyer, playwright, English teacher, tennis umpire. Author of So You Think You Know English: A Guide to English for Those Who Think They Don't Need One. ISBN: 978-1-61546-414-2 and Wet Firecrackers http://www.publishamerica.net/product38929.html Osmond hosts a weekly interactive broadcast dedicated to the discussion of books and ESL education. To participate, check out www.publishamericaauthors.com

MY RECENT POSTS

FEBRUARY 5, 2012 4:22PM

Obama's Worst Nightmare

My Super Bowl broadcast featured an outstanding sailor, skipper,  and  businessman who literally went from rags to riches without government subsidies and support. Indeed, to paraphrase from my bookpleasures.com review of his inspirational book, "One with the Sea," the only impediments to h… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 4, 2012 12:42PM

Romney's Second Gaffe

Outrage at Mitt Romney's statement about the state of his concern for the poor has received a lot of ink and air of late. It matters not. The poor are in the pocket of Papa Obama and nothing that any candidate can say will sway. I do, however, share the concern of… Read full post »

JANUARY 29, 2012 8:54AM

I've been marked down!

http://www.amazon.com/Wet-Firecrackers-Unauthorized-Autobiography-Gordon/dp/1451275854/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1327842990&sr=1-1 

 Like Bette Midler in "Ruthless People," I've been marked down--not on Wal-Mart, but on Amazon.

For a limited time, my tell-all unauthorized a… Read full post »

JANUARY 20, 2012 2:53PM

Pink Slip for John King

January 19, 2012

 

Someone at CNN apparently decided that tonight's Republican Presidential Debate could be solely handled by John King. Boy, was that a mistake!

 

Newt Gingrich brought an admittedly biased audience to its virtually unprecedented feet in its excoriation of King and his CNN bo… Read full post »

JANUARY 14, 2012 9:30AM

MO on BO: They don't know, you know?

An actor once told me that a critic has no right to review a play or a film unless the critic has been involved in the rehearsal and other pre-production processes.

 

I considered the observation a high-water mark in dimness until yesterday, when I heard M. Obama's answer to a reporter's… Read full post »

JANUARY 2, 2012 5:29PM

Iowabama

Random Thoughts on the Eve of the Iowa Caucuses:

 

The so-called Santorum surge is a joke. If the square root of the scrutiny that has previously been leveled on Perry, Paul, Cain, Bachmann, and, most recently and most savagely, Gingrich were brought to bear on Santorum, he'd plunge like a stone… Read full post »

DECEMBER 24, 2011 1:04PM

Obama's Pyrrhic Victories

Obama: The Prince of PyrrhicVictories

 

Obama was obviously never taught as a child, his last opportunity for learning I fear, that "self praise stinks."

 

For a president, whose only positive effort and effect so far has been to save Jimmy Carter from being at the absolute bottom of the pres… Read full post »

DECEMBER 20, 2011 2:35PM

Obama's Aloha

Obama's 2011 Christmas Vacation

 

Hey, Mich, everything packed. Don't forget your bikini. The leis will be delivered on arrival.

Set to go, baby B.

Good.  Forget those nasty righties who noted that we don't always choose our vacation sites with the utmost sensitivity.

What do you mean, honey… Read full post »

DECEMBER 14, 2011 8:57AM

The Promise of Paul

The Promise of Paul

 

Like Ralph Nader before him, Ron Paul has attracted a small, but loyal band of adherents who would like to see him become President of the United States.

 

On one level, there is logic to support the Paul candidacy. Barack Obama has brought the United States to… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 30, 2011 4:14PM

Dear Santa

Dear Santa

Sorry I can't sit on your lap anymore, but the PC police are on overdrive.

I've made a list, checked it twice, and here it is:

1. Please convince advocates of Paul, Bachmann, and Santorum to shift their loyalty to someone who can win. Tell the latter two that… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 23, 2011 2:58PM

Two-and-a-half men

Two-and-a-Half Men

 

With apologies to Charlie Sheen, who has probably never, ever received one prior to now, I was struck by the array of Romney, Gingrich, and Obama. Has anyone ever imagined a more apt visual representation of the show's title?

 

Rising above an impressive group of skilled… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 19, 2011 7:08AM

Michael Bloomberg--Public Enemy #1

Michael Bloomberg—Public Enemy #1

 

The rancid irrationality of the Occupiers and their apologists has reached its apogee with the recent excoriation of New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who after weeks of indulgence, finally decided that the normal residents of his city deserved a bit… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 11, 2011 1:56PM

Veterans' Day Contrasts

As veterans are honored on OS and elsewhere by the grateful, as Georgette Mosbacher, a supremely successful capitalist, marches to persuade fellow capitalists to employ veterans, we have two counterpoints--Obama intoning on about whatever and mobs of snot-nosed malcontents kvetching about the fact th… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 8, 2011 1:02PM

The "A"s and "B"s of Ugliness

The "A"s and "B"s of Ugliness

 

It's difficult to decide whether lawyer A or client B is uglier.

 

After years of leading a completely meretricious life, client B has decided to capture her 15 minutes of fame, and, of course, lawyer A is there at the ready to push her… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 6, 2011 9:24AM

The Cain-Gingrich "Debate"

Cain, No; Gingrich, Yes

 

The principal value of last night's discussion between Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich was the presentation of a study in superficial contrasts and basic unities.

 

The two couldn't be more different in terms of skin color, professional background, and rhetorical techn… Read full post »

OCTOBER 30, 2011 1:54PM

OWS Scores a Victory!

OWS Scores a Victory!

 

What, one might ask, is it? Have the protesters changed a vote, or passed a bill? Have they blocked anything but traffic? Well, actually, no, but they have changed the dialogue.

 

According to the usual cadre of OS regulars, we are no longer dialoguing about the… Read full post »

OCTOBER 22, 2011 3:34PM

OWS: Anarchy Anyone?

Anarchy Anyone?

 

Are there protesters because there's a shortage of jobs, or is widespread unemployment due in part to so many preferring to protest? Shades of the chicken and egg, no? 

 

My money is on the chicken as many protesters, particularly those who have demonstrated the capaci… Read full post »

OCTOBER 11, 2011 11:06AM

OWS--A Fetid Exercise in Futility

OWS—A Fetid Exercise in Futility

 

Public protests are a standard component of political life in the United States.  When the message is clear, wholesome, and civilly expressed, they can have a profound and positive effect on government.  The most recent evidence of this is, of co/… Read full post »

OCTOBER 10, 2011 11:34AM

Obama's Plan B: Martyrdom

Obama's Plan B: Martyrdom

 

Now that 1) Obama's range-of-the-moment repeat attack on the economy shows that he is an ideologue unwilling to admit error, 2) Obama's international policies represent themselves as an uncomfortable straddle between protecting the homeland by following Bush policies a… Read full post »

Obama as Second-Rate Intellect

 

One of the arguments that Obama's supporters used early on to answer the obvious observation that Obama's résumè would barely qualify him for an entry level position in a significant commercial enterprise was that Obama was inherently bright. At the… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 30, 2011 4:31PM

Obama as Happy Warrior

Obama as Happy Warrior

 

As he staggeringly approaches the homestretch of the 2012 election, Obama may have stumbled upon the unlikeliest of issues to boost his standing in the presidential ranks: national defense.

 

The issues upon which Obama captured the presidency were betrayed early on.… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 15, 2011 3:05PM

Solyndra: Obama's Latest Scandal

Wanting to comment upon a scandal that may rival Watergate, I searched O and OS to verify the spelling of the company in question. Took a very long time. Posts about Solyndra are about as plentiful on O and OS as comments upon the recent epic defeats of Democrat congressmen in… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 15, 2011 1:53PM

Democrats and Jews

Democrats and Jews

 

The resounding rejection of Obama and his surrogates by voters in congressional districts in New York and Nevada could be attributed solely to the clumsiness of our current president, who is demonstrably clueless on both domestic and international policies.

 

However, I t… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 12, 2011 7:16PM

Where Have All the Salon Heroes Gone?

I heard a story that some wizened, broken down Princeton economics professor had blogged something outrageous about 9/11 to stimulate (or is it "jolt" now?) interest in him and that the blog, reportedly poorly written even on a purely language level, had found its way into the New York Times.

Be… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 12, 2011 12:51PM

Obama Among the Roses

Obama's Rose Is a Rose Is a Rose

 

In today's Rose Garden Reader's Digest version of last Thursday's address to Congress, Obama mentioned that he and Biden had noticed a newspaper item on their way over to the floral event.  This confused me because his following remarks betrayed no knowledg/… Read full post »