Gordon Osmond

Gordon Osmond
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Retired lawyer, playwright, English teacher, tennis umpire. Author of So You Think You Know English: A Guide to English for Those Who Think They Don't Need One. ISBN: 978-1-61546-414-2 and Wet Firecrackers http://www.publishamerica.net/product38929.html Osmond hosts a weekly interactive broadcast dedicated to the discussion of books and ESL education. To participate, check out www.publishamericaauthors.com

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NOVEMBER 19, 2011 7:08AM

Michael Bloomberg--Public Enemy #1

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Michael Bloomberg—Public Enemy #1

 

The rancid irrationality of the Occupiers and their apologists has reached its apogee with the recent excoriation of New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who after weeks of indulgence, finally decided that the normal residents of his city deserved a bit of looking after.

 

Prominent politicians with something to lose, from Obama to Pelosi, have, of course, backed away from their original support of these modern gypsies whose message has devolved from a familiar socialist appeal for economic fairness to a tirade self centered on the movement's right to exist and behave as it pleases regardless of social consequence. The specifics of political and economic reform are no longer discussed in any depth for the very simple reason that the surviving occupiers do not possess the square root of the intelligence necessary to understand the complicated issues involved.

 

However, the occupiers and some far left commentators are bright enough to join a mindless mob and to pile on a chosen enemy, who currently happens to be Mayor Bloomberg. Given the value system of the mob, Mayor Michael is an ideal choice. He's rich, accomplished, and capable of speaking and showering like a human being. Because he doesn't defecate on police vehicles, defame, and rape, he's easily distinguishable from the mob, which makes life simple, as it must be for mob members.

 

The ultimate irony is the 99% slogan adopted by the Occupiers, probably the members' only exposure to mathematics. For the fact is that the Occupiers themselves are the true one percenters, and Mayor Bloomberg, for all his admitted faults, is belatedly laboring to protect the overwhelming majority of decent citizens who, regardless of what they think about the now forgotten economic mission, are repulsed by what the movement has become.

 

(c) 2011 Gordon Osmond

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None of those people protesting have been out of work, none of them have had their houses foreclosed, none of them are homeless, none are graduates who are heavily in debt and cannot find the jobs they were expecting to find with their qualifications, all of them are lying about their difficulties financing their health needs. They are all phoneys, fakes and do not appreciate the wonderful care the politicians taking in giving the US a great economy. They are all unappreciative of the wonderful victories in Iraq and Afghanistan which are progressing marvelously towards democracy. Where do they get off intimating that Americans have the right to protest against a bad government when the government is the best in the world, just as US medical care is the best in the world and US education is frankly marvelous. It's all a storm in a teapot.
Have you ever considered hiring someone to proofread your posts?

"the movement's right to exist and behave as it pleases regarding of social consequence."

Regarding of social consequence - hahahahaha! I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but your perennial, constipated sneer is somewhat undermined by your poor grammar.
You know I do not agree with you on lots of things, Gordon…and truly I do not agree with a good deal of your tone here. But you are absolutely correct in your remarks about Michael Bloomberg…and the way some people are excoriating him with such vehemence.

Hey, in another thread, I was called a fascist (among many other things) for simply stating that he is a fine mayor and trying to do the right thing in a difficult situation.

I back the movement…I truly think something significant has to be done about income disparity in America. But some people here seem to think that the only people with rights are the protestors…that the people who want freedom of the sidewalks; access to the parks; reasonable peace and quiet; a right to operate a business can be ignored.

Christ…what have we become!
You're not a fascist, Frank, you're just a dupe of fascism. What have we become? Next time you write a comment making excuses for politicians who care far more about their corporate backers than they do about you, please look in the mirror and ask yourself that question.
Thanks for the correction, hootenanny. You're an idiot, but in this case you're right.
Okay -- This guy walks into a bar with a little 12" Micheal Bloomberg on his shoulder.

The guy orders a beer a burger and fries. The bartender avoids asking about the little Mayor on the guy's shoulder as he brings the man his order.

The man goes to take a drink and the little Bloomberg slaps the beer mug out of he man's hand and says, "Beer will make you fat -- we have an obesity crisis you know."

Then the guy goes to salt his food and the Bloomberg strikes again, "Salt is bad for you!"

Finally the Bartender has to ask, what's up with that?

The guy tells his tale: You see, I found a bottle on the beach and when I opened it a genie came out and offered me three wishes.

So, I wished to be rich and voom - I had a big Swiss bank account. Then I wished for a big mansion and voom -- a deed appeared in my hand.

Then I wished for a 12" prick --- and here he is.
This is a clever critique/insult: "do not possess the square root of the intelligence".

Good stuff.
Thanks, McG. Nice to hear from you.

Sorry your comment has to be next to one of the lamest jokes I've ever read.
" the lamest jokes I've ever read."

Hey!

If that's the lamest joke you've ever read--you need to read more.