Dear Santa
Sorry I can't sit on your lap anymore, but the PC police are on overdrive.
I've made a list, checked it twice, and here it is:
1. Please convince advocates of Paul, Bachmann, and Santorum to shift their loyalty to someone who can win. Tell the latter two that their virulent anti-gay positions reflect badly on their intelligence.
2. Please keep Obama out of Washington and on the campaign trail.
3. Please have Eric Holder shoot himself and tell no one.
4. Please have the Obama campaign warchest become so obscenely bloated that people will see through his populist pap.
5. Please encourage Hillary Clinton to run for President next year.
6. Please make the wave machine at WaterWorld the next site for the occupiers.
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Due to the rarity of the event I wanted to say you and I are in complete agreement on your request number three. On the matter of Secretary of State Clinton running for President I have to wonder do you want this because you see her as more likely to be defeated by whoever becomes the Republican candidate than President Obama?
Mr. Santa Claus
P.O. Box 56009
North Pole, Alaska
99705-1099
If you would like the name and number of a Santa who would not mind in the least if you sat on his lap, I can also get that for you.
I loved it when you sat in my lap. The hell with the PC police.
1. The latter two are gay.
2. Will do.
3. He’s on a long waiting list. Newt, Mitt, Herman, Rick…
4. I am sending him greenbacks for Christmas.
5. Great idea!
6. They are too busy for a vacation so you’ll have the place to
yourself.
Best,
Santa
Thanks for making me laugh. Please define intelligence. I'm not sure Bachmann or Santorum have any. Being a lawyer does not always mean you are intelligent. It just means you had enough money to pay a law school to deliver a piece of paper to you after three years of attending classes.
The current occupant of the White House represents compelling support for your statement, Sheepdog.