Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning  an  upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he

 couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn'tlet him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated.

        The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting at

 the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.

        "How did you talk your missus into letting you come Dave?"

        "I didn't have to," Dave replied.

        Yesterday, when I left work , I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."

        "When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the

 bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'.....

        So, Here I am!"