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SEPTEMBER 8, 2009 8:19PM

suzy says so

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Hello,My name is suzy, In search of a man who understand the meaning of love as Trust and faith in each other rather than one who sees love as the only way of fun, but a matured Man with Nice Vision of what the world is all about, and after reading your profile here in. us.mc1118. I took Interest in you, so pleas reply me with this Email suzy_diane@yahoo.comThanks.suzy, 

 

Because Suzy says so.

You are the alpha and omega, Suzy. I realize my error: adhering to meat and sweat and proof. I shed it like flan from a teflon cup. I want you to be so you Become; and you are immediately more BE than I can ever be.

...unless I Believe and Know everything I think and re-think all I Know and Believe, I will be stuck in next and maybe and I-never-got-to NOT ME GODDAMN IT! 

All I see is fodder folderall fare-thee-well I'm off for a far better place of words Logos the Word made flesh? fuck flesh words can say anything we say they say so IS is what we say it is, exIStence -- I mean meaning itself, like million degree liquid rock sits unsucked in a paper straw because I SAY IT DOES and so it does;

because of words life is a mercury malted sliding in a woven greenstick tumbler eight miles high because I SAY IT DOES; meaning is not Who or What meaning is only why without a question mark, grammar with random parts, it is wwwwhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuwww...

I say I am a Giant made of rusted tanks and and pigeon skin and telegraph keys, a head that is made of rock-hard bubble-gum! and i say I am striped with lemon filling and gravel, and not even King Solomon with all his Clorox is arrayed such as Eye! 

Yi-yi! 

I say I am always your neighbor, peering in, wherever we go, we go together, you in a silver salt cellar, me with one cloven hoof and nine hands; tumbling around you like a pinwheel of pure erective desire, desire, desire that dissolves and re-forms like the crimes of stomping totems, headless, forever fleeing the penitentiary, forever dragged back in chains,with

wet candles of hard love; all this I am it is true because i SAY it is true with holy, flammable words.

You prose and pretend so I vamp: I am that IM, the instant messenger, the paraclete of Kaborka, the wraith of pointless understanding and attached meaning, blown to reams of smithereens. 

Verbal is the only, the one and only, the singular truth about existence, Oral is its cringing slave.

We are f r e e only here -- [[ TEXT ]] -- where taps occur on corn-solid-and-oil-byproducts, a tap for each distinctive glyph and cartouche; the launch pads for rockets made of hot worms and lowing moon-cows; only here      t h i s  T A P      can be Real, can BE, without constraint, never to be challenged except by other Words, and those words fight with my words, fightfightfightHAfightfightfight until: 

I am Suzy.

I Spartacus you Suzy and free you from all grubby need, the need to acquire (dripping with sarcasm) M O N E Y because now I am Suzycus (moaning with bliss), I am and so am I and now so am I yes I am am yes we can can

I know WE can make it.

I free you Suzy from your preText self. Go forth and CopyPaste. No email is needed; I send this out to all planets and stars, all that I say becomes true, the stars gullup down my words like Shoemaker-levy pearls spelled P P E E A A R R L L S S; I tattoo S on my reptile hide with kevlar chalk, I write it with the after drip, from the explosion of YOU Suzy and ME Greg

..and now we Be Calm.

Do you feel me Suzy? Are we real now, did the grenade go off? are we like mumps, like towers made of cork and phlegm, like the solar brush of love itself, unutterably real, spinning true and radiating golden wires into all hearts everywhere, the hearts I SAY we have: the brigantine hearts, clad in grubby green, errant, but true true true. 

Because I say so. Because Suzy Says So, too.

 

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Omigod Greg. You can make poetry out of our suzy! I bow to you.
Lea, it was your piece that inspired this. Suzy, the paragon of writing exercise.
Between you and Zuma . . . who knew that lousy spam could make great art!
perhaps this is the only great answer to the birthers and deathers and claybrains and frauds of all descriptions, the mobsters posing as cheap whores posing as Friends, good friends and true. Suzy is Cheney is Blago is Goldfinger is the all barbarians from the steppe, unable to cultivate so they raid and rob and buy-out and burn.

"And I screamed back you're a cow;
give me some milk or else go home"
-- Bob Zimmerman
I'll have to start looking at my spam more closely - both you and Lea used it as inspiration for great work.
a high space, a space that needs space, a nice fresh herring, a cup of green tea.
Wait a minute! Is Suzy two-timing me?
You captured the true essence of Suzy!
Um.

Did you send this to Suzy? It might make her day.
Only you. That's all I can say. Only you.... Incredible.
I'm really feeling put out because apparently Suzy has written to everyone but me!
Well...I can see you and Suzy have um..bonded...after she wrote to me and lead me right down the garden path...! Well done...xox
I have to read this over and over and over again. Pure genius, utter brilliance.
I love people who can write great parodies of bad writing while displaying great writing.
Thank you.
That's one heck of a riff, Randall!
Holy crapoli. That was amazing. That was awesome. I am so terribly jealous of Verbal Remedy because you wrote: "Verbal is the only, the one and only, the singular truth about existence, Oral is its cringing slave." How come she gets a cringing slave and all I got was this incredibly awesome post?
I hope Suzy makes you as happy as you have made us.
Who is Suzy? If only I knew Suzy as you knew Suzy...
And Suzy lives on....her day of infamy.
With lovers like you and Lea Suzy is not doing bad ;0)
Tee hee...Suzy the solipsist? Greg makes mincemeat and wry whiskey of the grain of truth in it all...
This may have caused my first genuine laugh of the day.

"wet candles of hard love"

how naughty!
"I say I am a Giant made of rusted tanks and and pigeon skin and telegraph keys, a head that is made of rock-hard bubble-gum! and i say I am striped with lemon filling and gravel, and not even King Solomon with all his Clorox is arrayed such as Eye! "

Yow! Now that is looooovee.
thank you all for commenting. This was fun.

Yes, Yek: Suzy Creamcheese Solipsist-ist.
Super! If this is what broken-english spam prose inspires then keep at it Suzies.
::thud::

Stunning, Greg. I nearly missed this, and it's delicious, so thank you for the pointer. Goodness. Gracious. Lemon pudding and liquid rocks.

I so want to add line breaks to this...

Who knew Suzy could inspire such utter gorgeousness?