Trampled by Rudolph

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DECEMBER 18, 2011 5:44PM

Rate: 13 Flag

_{(to the tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus")}

santa_with_flaws

Here comes Santa Claus

Breaking all the laws

Speeding in his sleigh!

If you don't want to be

Trampled by Rudolph

Better get out of his way!

He's passing on hills

And blitzed on eggnog

Can't see what's up ahead –

So all you kids

And even you grown-ups

Get off the roof and back into bed!

_{(picture credit)}

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Matt Paust

December 18, 2011 06:02 PM

{G}

Rated for more naughty than nice.

Seer

December 18, 2011 07:08 PM

Sounds like a lawsuit.

tee hee

tai

December 18, 2011 07:28 PM

I am staying away from rooftops. thanks for the warning
rated with love

RomanticPoetess

December 18, 2011 08:05 PM

Cute.

C Berg

December 18, 2011 08:23 PM

Yikes! Faster than a speeding bullet...

zanelle

December 18, 2011 08:23 PM

So the shuffling noise on the roof is still probably the roof rats. Pass the egg nog, and keep safe!

Oryoki Bowl

December 18, 2011 11:03 PM

:o)

Rated♥

FusunA

December 19, 2011 12:10 AM

Is Rudolph in the mall by chance?

fingerlakeswanderer

December 19, 2011 08:27 AM

Ha!

trilogy

December 19, 2011 04:35 PM

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