FEBRUARY 2, 2009 3:53PM

Joe the Plumber Black Velvet Painting on ebay - Only $250

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The Patriot Portrait Collectibles
of Indignico Inc. Proudly Presents:
The Last of The Undecideds
Joe The Plumber
"A Republican Party Deep Thinker"
On Black Velvet
The American Tabloid Heroes Collectiontm
Modern American Media Martyrs
On Black Velvettm

#274/1000
 
No American Citizen Should Be Without One.

This painting of Republican Deep Thinker and Impromptu Party Spokesmodel: Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, AKA "Joe The Plumber" On Black Velvet is an authentic Mexican Black Velvet Painting from "The American Tabloid Heroes Collection ~ Modern American Media Martyrstm on Black Velvet", a Limited-Edition series of museum-quality Tijuana black velvet paintings which was produced exclusively for The Patriot Portrait Collectiblestm by Indignico Inc.

This particular black velvet painting was hand-painted in Tijuana, Mexico in 2008 by the professional Mexican velvet Elvis artist "ARGO." It is called: "Joe The Plumber On Black Velvet" (Modern American Media Martyrtm #274/1000).

 IF YOU'RE A REAL PATRIOT, HERE ARE A COUPLE MORE!

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(I couldn't make this shit up if I tried in a 100 years... I hear they're hiring Vince the "Shamwow" guy to sell them! :-D )

 

 

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Got a piece of Joe?
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February 02, 2009 03:53 PM
I do not think I am saying, "Wow!" every time for that ...
1_Irritated_Mother
February 02, 2009 03:56 PM
I guess the current "socialist" government is responsible for his "career" tanking, too.
emma peel
February 02, 2009 03:59 PM
Can I get a matching Sarah Palin one? I'm taking down my original Michael Atkinson "Sheepherders" and putting up Joe over my mantle. I miss him so! NOT.
pretend_farmer
February 02, 2009 04:04 PM
It's a little scary that there is market for this.
Kaysong
February 02, 2009 04:06 PM
My estate would be the larger if I procured such crap. Those jokers make money just by being alive.
xenonlit xl
February 02, 2009 04:21 PM
Added, for your entertainment a painting of a dick and a Dick.
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February 02, 2009 04:29 PM
That Cheney painting is scary . . . never saw a photo of the guy smiling in real life and I know why now. Creepy as hell. I wonder how many they sell?
Dorinda Fox
February 02, 2009 04:57 PM
No idea D.F., but any more than zero is a bit scary...
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February 02, 2009 05:03 PM
No shit. Wow. I need to floss between my ears now.
Allie Griffith
February 02, 2009 05:05 PM
Someday someone will put eBay on eBay. Thanks for not calling this art, Greg.
OEsheepdog
February 02, 2009 05:21 PM
Thanks, Greg. Now that you've burned my eyes out with these art masterpieces, I won't have to worry about spending all night reading OS posts.

"You've gotta call now, we can't do this all day." --ShamWow Vince
CoyoteOldStyle
February 02, 2009 05:22 PM
Sheep D - I will bid Lonnie's 2cents from earlier.

C.O.S. - I live to serve.
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February 02, 2009 05:23 PM
Well, I'd buy one, but I'm afraid it would look out of place next to my classy "Dogs playing poker" painting presently hanging above my non-existent mantelpiece.

Gah...the artistic equivalent of imitation Velveeta!

Instead of a Presidential Library, I think Bush 43 should build something different: The Republican Museum of Art. Despite our best attempts to do in the NEA, and NEH, there is STILL art--of a sort--in America."
Shiral
February 02, 2009 05:45 PM
Most likely Shiral. Joe's portrait will be up on the wall next to the 9/11 heroes, forever mocking and tarnishing their sacrifices.
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February 02, 2009 05:47 PM
Hi Kalvin! (waving)
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February 02, 2009 05:48 PM
I'm with Dorinda. Creepy.
SeattleK8
February 02, 2009 06:00 PM
Kate, he's a soulless mutant. What's not scary about that? :-D
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February 02, 2009 06:04 PM
Haha Silk! Couldn't you imagine those three over your mantle or in an office? Hail to the thieves.
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February 02, 2009 07:03 PM
That image of Cheney looks like he got his head caught in a toilet... Face up!!!
gonzoid
February 02, 2009 08:58 PM
Gonzoid, that's why he's smiling.
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February 02, 2009 09:00 PM
Funny that Bush started the swing to socialism. Tried to explain that to a numb nuts right winger and I lost them at 'converting public entities to government...'

Deer in headlights and brain shutdown... And who said our educational system wasn't working...
gonzoid
February 02, 2009 09:01 PM
Gonzoid, it was headed in the right direction right up until the oath of office was taken on January 20th, 2001.
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February 02, 2009 09:07 PM
OMG this is the most hilarious, shocking thing i've seen all day Greg.

Almost. ;0)

x nada
Nada Holland
February 02, 2009 09:15 PM
Haha! Almost Nada, indeeeeeed! ;-)
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February 02, 2009 09:42 PM
I am just trying to imagine the living room that these will grace. No, forget it, I don't want to go there!
o'stephanie
February 02, 2009 09:42 PM
Do you think the guy that painted these lives in a trailer?
Sandra Stephens
February 02, 2009 09:44 PM
Steph, I shudder to think the rationale that would come with someone placing the order for these and the "Bill O'Reilly" which I left off. I threw up a little just looking at it.

Sandra - I don't know if he lives in a trailer but he probably sells them out of a portable one on weekends. Roadside freak show.
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February 02, 2009 09:50 PM
Worth about $00.25 cents. Hey good one Gman!
Professor Emeritus Peter Bagnolo
February 02, 2009 09:54 PM
Hahahahahaha Pete, I would rather buy my son some gum with a quarter!
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February 02, 2009 10:10 PM
Is it me or does Joe look like he's on a commode making a Mr. Stinky?
RenaissanceLady
February 03, 2009 12:50 AM
R.L., it does to me. That was the first thought I had when looking at all three of their faces.
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February 03, 2009 07:57 AM
I'm amazed that of all my posts, THIS one is in the top read for the past three days. :-D Very tongue in cheek. I guess Joe on the Toilet is a masterpiece!!!! Dick looks like he just had a bowel movement too.
And Dubya always does.
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February 05, 2009 08:35 AM
This is the funniest, strangest post here in a while and that's saying something.
Bob Eckstein
February 05, 2009 10:35 AM
I found these guys on eBay a few months back and had a laff, PF they do a Sarah Palin too, just ask! The Condi is nice. They used to have a VERY creepy Jon Benet Ramsey one too.
Grandjester
February 05, 2009 12:06 PM
Most excellent! Thanks to eBay I no longer have to travel to Tijuana for my velvet art. ScamWow!
Sharon Riley
February 05, 2009 12:55 PM
"A Republican Party Deep Thinker"

Well, this explains a lot...............
onecorgilover
February 05, 2009 02:15 PM
Haha Bob. It's because you haven't been posting enough!!! :-)

Grandjester, I saw the entire collection, sans Jon Benet (thank God) and it's disturbing. These guys are "American Patriots"? Along with Palin? How about a f'ing Pat Tillman painting????!!!!!!

Sharon - "ScamWow" is correct. I remember seeing the giant Elvi' (plural?) velvet painting for $20 bucks on the side of the road...

OCL - that is an oxymoron, is it not?
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February 05, 2009 03:06 PM