I was sitting around watching the end of the 1 O’clock football game rooting against the Jets with all sorts of stuff swirling. Some fun, some frustrating but accepted, some painfully uncertain. Shuffling in between those things as the natural light fades in this seemingly lost weekend, I was all set to tee off on various rant subjects. I want to write as an outlet, but just not in a ranting mood. But I was trying as an exercise. Forcing myself to write creatively to take a break.
And the doorbell rang. Likely someone looking for my daughter at her mother’s until Tuesday night, I thought.
I look out the door window, and cannot see anyone. Upon closer review, I see a Cub Scout hat atop a diminutive little head.
“Oh yeah,” I think. “I ordered some popcorn!”
I open the door. The kid nervously looks up, thrusting forward with nary a word the microwave popcorn box I ordered weeks ago.
“Ah!” I say animatedly, “Perfect! I was wondering what I was going to eat while watching the Patriots tonight.” (It was a lie. I avoid microwave popcorn and the oils like the plague. This was a mercy purchase because I just cannot say no to kids going door-to-door knowing how difficult it is for them to do it. I bought the popcorn figuring my daughter will consume it in after school grazing while getting bleary-eyed on Facebook.)
And as I am looking down at the kid, I hear a deep laugh and a parroting of my “Ah” in return.
It’s the boy’s dad, further off in the apartment complex parking lot. Other small children swirl around him while he has his foot on a plastic wagon holding the various products, checking his list and tracking who is giving what to whom.
We exchange smiling glances. I give a thumbs up and a knowing look. He smiles, nods, and returns the thumbs up. "Been there, done that, and appreciate seeing others doing it" was the sent and received mention in that quick exchange. I remember sitting on the steps with the boy as he went through the purchase options with his dad in the distance offering tips and pointers however many weeks ago. Dad volunteered the mercy purchase information, and I complied. Again, we each got it then as we do now.
I look back at the little boy and ask if I owe him any money. He shakes his head no, standing there not knowing what to do next.
“Well thank you!” I say animatedly as I thrust out my hand to shake his.
He nervously juts out his left hand. We stutter step a moment, and I giggle as he figures out his left hand and my right hand won’t get it done. Out comes his right. I give it a good shake, he turns and heads back to dad and the cart to continue the distribution, and I close the door smiling and giggling with all sorts of fond memories in my head.
Not so much about the details. Just the innocence and openness of those critters post diaper through to adolescence. It’s a great age. They’re fun.
So I sat back down at the keyboard but 20 minutes ago, hit “Control A,” hit “delete” and thought “What Rant?”
Interacting with that little boy just made my day.
Oh how I love little kids in the glory of their innocence.


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Great content makes for easy post writing. I love those moments and the ability to sit down and just get them out...
Jeff: I need it for a foraging female child of mine. :)
Susan: Glad it warmed the cockles, as it were.
Cranky: I attribute the win to the bone headed move by # 23 in the Browns secondary to pick off a pass on their 3 yard line that was a hail mary on 3rd and long rather than bat it down and allow more time to get chewed up with a punt, etc. But, hey, take the karma points where you can get them for the Jets ... :) We'll see what Pittsburgh brings for the good guys tonight.
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BTW, this was a lovely story. Made me laff. Almost made my day, too.
Beth: Thanks for the comments and the link up. I like checking your stuff out as well. :)
Felicia: I coached a lot of youth sports and ran a pop warner organization in my day. I have had my share of experiences with this stuff. Tough on parents, tough on kids. No need to be rude to these guys. And besides, microwave popcorn is not that expensive, would likely stay "fresh" in a time capsule to be opened 100 years from now, and will certainly get scarfed down by my kids soon enough.
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I pleasantly told him that my neighbor had already sold me some, and I wished him good luck.
He abruptlty turned to his mother and stated, "Let's go to the rich neighborhood."
She blushed with embarrassment as she ushered the little tyke away, and smiled and said that she was sorry. "Your home is lovely" she said as she quickly put her little future salesman of the year into her car and pulled away.
It made my day. :))
He probably just urinated behind the dumpster before he rang your doorbell.
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Brie: funny story. As Art Linkletter would say, "Kids say the darnedest things."
Larry: Urinated behind the dumpster? This wasn't a homeless scout troop...
Kate: Glad you liked it and am ok with the Niners winning as they were not playing the Patriots...
Cyril: Thanks.