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NOVEMBER 14, 2010 4:21PM

Rantus Interruptus

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I was sitting around watching the end of the 1 O’clock football game rooting against the Jets with all sorts of stuff swirling.  Some fun, some frustrating but accepted, some painfully uncertain.  Shuffling in between those things as the natural light fades in this seemingly lost weekend, I was all set to tee off on various rant subjects.  I want to write as an outlet, but just not in a ranting mood.  But I was trying as an exercise.  Forcing myself to write creatively to take a break.

And the doorbell rang.  Likely someone looking for my daughter at her mother’s until Tuesday night, I thought.

I look out the door window, and cannot see anyone.  Upon closer review, I see a Cub Scout hat atop a diminutive little head.

“Oh yeah,” I think.  “I ordered some popcorn!”

I open the door.  The kid nervously looks up, thrusting forward with nary a word the microwave popcorn box I ordered weeks ago.

“Ah!” I say animatedly, “Perfect!  I was wondering what I was going to eat while watching the Patriots tonight.”  (It was a lie.  I avoid microwave popcorn and the oils like the plague.  This was a mercy purchase because I just cannot say no to kids going door-to-door knowing how difficult it is for them to do it.  I bought the popcorn figuring my daughter will consume it in after school grazing while getting bleary-eyed on Facebook.)

And as I am looking down at the kid, I hear a deep laugh and a parroting of my “Ah” in return.

It’s the boy’s dad, further off in the apartment complex parking lot.  Other small children swirl around him while he has his foot on a plastic wagon holding the various products, checking his list and tracking who is giving what to whom.

We exchange smiling glances.  I give a thumbs up and  a knowing look.  He smiles, nods, and returns the thumbs up.  "Been there, done that, and appreciate seeing others doing it" was the sent and received mention in that quick exchange.  I remember sitting on the steps with the boy as he went through the purchase options with his dad in the distance offering tips and pointers however many weeks ago.  Dad volunteered the mercy purchase information, and I complied.  Again, we each got it then as we do now.

I look back at the little boy and ask if I owe him any money.  He shakes his head no, standing there not knowing what to do next.

“Well thank you!” I say animatedly as I thrust out my hand to shake his.

He nervously juts out his left hand. We stutter step a moment, and I giggle as he figures out his left hand and my right hand won’t get it done.  Out comes his right.  I give it a good shake, he turns and heads back to dad and the cart to continue the distribution, and I close the door smiling and giggling with all sorts of fond memories in my head.

Not so much about the details.  Just the innocence and openness of those critters post diaper through to adolescence.  It’s a great age.  They’re fun.

So I sat back down at the keyboard but 20 minutes ago, hit “Control A,” hit “delete” and thought “What Rant?”

Interacting with that little boy just made my day. 

Oh how I love little kids in the glory of their innocence.

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I want Cleveland to win. Great Post.
Crotchery made a great catch after pulling his groin muscle. Still tied.

Great content makes for easy post writing. I love those moments and the ability to sit down and just get them out...
Knucklehead should have batted that pass down rather than pick it off on the 3 yard line... Yeesh.
Gwoolie, I like it when you get all sentimental. Agreed on the memories. And great title.
Good move. Nice post. I live on popcorn... I'll take it if you don't want it. r.
No surprises here for you then, Gwool. Reading this brought a big smile to my face as well as a hearty nod in agreement:)
And that's why the J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets won! Because your bad vibes were dampened by a Cub Scout. Go Steelers!
Rita: Thanks. The title seemed sufficiently catchy...

Jeff: I need it for a foraging female child of mine. :)

Susan: Glad it warmed the cockles, as it were.

Cranky: I attribute the win to the bone headed move by # 23 in the Browns secondary to pick off a pass on their 3 yard line that was a hail mary on 3rd and long rather than bat it down and allow more time to get chewed up with a punt, etc. But, hey, take the karma points where you can get them for the Jets ... :) We'll see what Pittsburgh brings for the good guys tonight.
And now you've made my day!
R
Gwool, you're right - that Browns DB won the game for the Jets.
I can't think of a cuter way to interruptus a rantus, Gwool. Thanks for participating in the OC anyway!

Lezlie
This is sweet--I'm an alum of two cash-strapped private schools (no, this isn't an oxymoron) and I spent many traumatic hours of my youth selling useless crap door-to-door. My inner child salutes you!
What a beautiful slice of life piece. This kind of piece reminds me that there is material all around us, waiting to be explored and written about. You described this so well, it almost read poetically to me.
And I don't know how I forgot to add you as a favorite! I don't always notice those things.
Yeah, but...yeah, but you were planning on some kind of rant, weren't you? Can you maybe give us a wee little hint as to what it was that PISSED YOU OFF so much you were thinking about writing about it? Might be good to remember it and then get it off your chest. No?

BTW, this was a lovely story. Made me laff. Almost made my day, too.
L: Well, it's a rant in some ways. A rant about a good thing, sort of ... It certainly got banged out like a rant. :)

Beth: Thanks for the comments and the link up. I like checking your stuff out as well. :)
Matt: I really didn't. I did not feel like bellyaching. I have done a few here and there in WTF header on the blog, and I just was not in that kind of mood. Wanted to reframe myself with something fun, as it were. And that timid knock on the door came at the right time...

Felicia: I coached a lot of youth sports and ran a pop warner organization in my day. I have had my share of experiences with this stuff. Tough on parents, tough on kids. No need to be rude to these guys. And besides, microwave popcorn is not that expensive, would likely stay "fresh" in a time capsule to be opened 100 years from now, and will certainly get scarfed down by my kids soon enough.
I removed the "rant" button from my keyboard for the weekend.
Tom: You know I love you, but removing the rant button must be as difficult for you to do as it was for the orderlies to get Hannibal Lecter into his straight jacket and face mask to wheel him onto the dolly cart to meet with Jodie Foster's character. :)
I love this. I had a similar situation this summer. I pulled into my driveway and found and impeccably dressed little cub scout standing at my door. His mother was hovering around the front curb within ear shot. The little guy asked me if I was interested in buying some popcorn.

I pleasantly told him that my neighbor had already sold me some, and I wished him good luck.

He abruptlty turned to his mother and stated, "Let's go to the rich neighborhood."

She blushed with embarrassment as she ushered the little tyke away, and smiled and said that she was sorry. "Your home is lovely" she said as she quickly put her little future salesman of the year into her car and pulled away.

It made my day. :))
It's posts like these that almost make me think that I would consider going out on a date with you. I said, "almost".
I hope you washed your hands after you shook the kid's hand.
He probably just urinated behind the dumpster before he rang your doorbell.

{[R]}
On second thought, I'd rather go on a date with Larry....
Cartouche: The fact urinating behind a dumpster appeals to you tells me ALLLL I need to know, dear. Besides, I'm all set, anyway.
I really liked this. Sometimes, it is those unspoken words, the implicit connections, that really make us feel like part of the local, and human, community. P.S. I wish I had that microwave popcorn while watching the Patriots right now! Rated.
I knew I made the right choice. I was commenting on Larry's common astute observation as well as his hygiene. You on the other hand, probably went back in the house and stuck your hand in a bag of chips.
very nice. just right for sunday.

r
I bought the variety that you put in your own popper. The dashing young man in uniform told me that was a good choice as you can make it in the air popper. He has a great future as a trainer or a nutritionist, but on the morning of that sale, he made my day a whole lot better, as did your post.
Lady, TxBlue, Oryoki: Thanks

Brie: funny story. As Art Linkletter would say, "Kids say the darnedest things."

Larry: Urinated behind the dumpster? This wasn't a homeless scout troop...
So, so true. Alice turns 8 next week. Our youngest one just a skip away from double digits. Have to love each phase as it comes but there is something very special about the world she still inhabits. Thanks for reminding me to appreciate it while I still can.
Popcorn for the rate!! :D
LizG; yeah, it was just a simple interaction. Made my day. Wonder about those folks who go to the door and uncontrollably unload on some scared little kid going door-to-door. Not an easy thing to do for them. Hence fun to be welcoming. Then again, I did cold call selling in my day, so I have the scars and can relate...

Kate: Glad you liked it and am ok with the Niners winning as they were not playing the Patriots...

Cyril: Thanks.
I loved this. I can't turn down little kids either. They tend to suck the rant out of me too. Maybe we need to send more Cub scouts to Washington.
there is some secret code of helping tiny salespeople
roger that. nice piece, to remind about humanity.