Sometimes I wonder if I’ve been living in a hole.  Or maybe it’s that my imagination runs amuck, at times.  Take the skies, for example: the soaring white lines—that we used to lovingly call “skywriting”—that are lately (as of the last almost twenty years, I just read), being discussed as chemtrails—dangerous, insidious trails of chemicals that are taking over our lives.  In fact, one of the newer terms is called, “Smart Dust,” (oh, can we puleeeze stop with the “smart” names, calling all sorts of technical gadgets from cell phones to computers to email programs to dust from airplanes smart, when indeed, they are just energy molecules moving around (to be scientific) and—oh, will I be sorry for this statement, later?—not stupid or intelligent, just material thingys standing on their own when they are not being anthropomorphized). I mean—really.  This so-called “Smart Dust,” that is being sprayed into our environment does simply miraculous things, such as allows potholes to report themselves (an act, when I picture it, is the most ridiculous and reminds me of a Disney cartoon, the lip of the hole sporting a head with a big mouth); boot-up computers; sense the environment and weather/traffic conditions because the “Smart Dust” is intelligently alive and thus the city will eventually know where we are and where to find us if we are lost (which, if you are like me, can easily become lost in a parking lot or a grocery store).  Of course, it also causes lung disease (jeez, you’d think that if it allows potholes to report themselves, it can also encourage lungs to heal themselves, yeah?). 

http://dontchemtrailmebro.com/

This conspiracy has also pointed to the Illuminati or “New World Order” (sort of like the FBI, or CIA (only “smarter,” if that’s not considered a oxymoron) that’s doing the spraying and is working on the first of a two-part program.

http://www.alternet.org/environment/122849

Don’t we have enough thingys to worry about?  I mean—honestly.  And here I thought we have just gotten ourselves a win-win-win, with Obama as our prez.  Does there always have to be something amiss, something to spoil everything positive?  I mean—jeeeez.