Not even saying the tribe name anymore, night 33. Parvati and Jerri talk about Napoleon's vote switch and are concerned about what that means for them. Napoleon comes over and something happens, I dunno. Basically Parvati is worried that she's next and this delights Napoleon because he thinks he's in control again. Normally I'd say something snarky but in order to get to this episode online I had to scroll by the new Ponderosa videos so now I'm just sad.

Day 34. Tree mail from Sprint. Everyone notes that it is from Sprint. Did you catch that it's from Sprint? Because it's from Sprint. Inside is a phone with the tree mail poem and instructions to look at basically everything on the phone. They finally get to videos from their family members saying they've landed on the island and will see them at the challenge. Rupert says he can't wait to touch his wife. Dude, there are hotels on Samoa.

Reward challenge. Jeff asks for the Palm Pre back (oh. I can't tell the difference with all these new phones, I just have my phone for CALLING PEOPLE.) and then all the family members come out. Turns out it's Rupert and his wife's 12-year anniversary. Aww. Sandra has a wee breakdown seeing her uncle, and explains when her mother died, this uncle stayed with her to the last.

The challenge is filling a bucket. The Survivors get water from the ocean and throw it to their loved one, who pours it in a thingy that puts it in a bucket. The reward is going to the Blowholes, which is, surprisingly, not a gay bar on Samoa, but some sort of natural phenomenon. And they're taking the Sprint Sprint Sprinty Sprint Palm Pre. Colby gets very upset with his big brother and Jeff assures him it's been that way since he started the game. Ha! Jerri and her...person Jennifer (are they cousins? I completely missed the introduction) win. They choose Parvati and her father to join them. Jerri asks to take one more person and she brings Sandra and her uncle Fernando. Napoleon is pissed. I was hoping Rupert would get an anniversary trip with his wife but that's just me. I just noticed Rupert looks like he's lost a lot of weight. The guys head back to camp and Napoleon is glad he's started breaking down the girls' alliance already with Danielle. Hmm.

Blowholes! I think they're pretty much geysers. They're pretty cool. Parvati's dad throws a coconut in and it flies about 80 feet in the air. All the while, someone's taking Sprint pictures with the Sprint Sprint Palm Pre Sprint. Parvati interviews about the awesomeness of the Sprint Palm Pre Sprint Is Awesome Sprint. Sandra talks more about her mother, pointing out her shirt that says, "Mom send help from above" [sic]. Jerri is concerned that Napoleon will be upset that he didn't get to come on the reward. Parvati doesn't really care.

Back at camp, there's a Texas flag on the shelter. Is that Colby's? Hi Colby I love you! Napoleon is bitching to Rupert back at camp that he didn't get to go to the reward. Napoleon makes a final three deal with Rupert and Colby. Rupert says he wants to believe him, but it's Napoleon. I think that right there is the best reason not to make a deal with him. Crap, he's going to win this season. Is it too early to put Jack Daniels in this Diet Coke?

Night 35. Did we miss a day? When the girls come back from the reward, Napoleon and Colby are asleep. Rupert starts sawing a log and keeping everyone up at night. Jerri wants to kill him. Ummm. Since they can't sleep, Jerri and Napoleon talk. Jerri asks Napoleon if he was mad. Napoleon said he wasn't mad, he just wanted to see his wife. Everyone wanted to see their loved ones, cupcake. Napoleon decides not to tell Jerri about the new final three and voting Parvati out until after the immunity challenge.

Immunity challenge. It's a balance type thing where you hold poles up against a plank with the backs of your hands. Jeff talks about how their concentration must not waver. And keeps talking. And keeps talking. And Colby drops one. I wonder how many people lose challenges because Jeff is busy telling them how much they need to not lose the challenge. Sandra falls out next. Napoleon is out after a little while longer. After Jeff comments on how well Jerri's doing, Jerri falls out. My theory in practice! Rupert drops and Parvati wins immunity.

Back at camp, Napoleon says Parvati winning immunity made his decision very easy. He tells Parvati that the vote will be for Rupert. Sandra tells Rupert she wants Napoleon out. Rupert tells Napoleon that Sandra is gunning for him and he brushes him off. Sigh. More scrambling. Sandra and Napoleon do not get along. Jerri is shocked - just shocked! - that Parvati and Sandra would displease Napoleon. Completely unlike Jerri did wih the reward fiasco. Totally different.

Tribal. Sandra and Napoleon still do not get along. Parvati has the worst Sandra impression. Parvati says the final three should be all Villains. Rupert says something about Villains turning on their own, which is almost laughably obviously about Napoleon. Napoleon says he has no idea what Rupert is talking about. Jeff asks Rupert what he's talking about. Rupert says he's talking about all the Villains. Okay then. Sandra writes down Rupert's name, saying he'll still give her the million dollar vote. Rupert writes Sandra's name, saying, "Now I wrote your name down, too." Ha. Sandra plays the hidden immunity idol, saying she'd hate to go home with the idol in her bra. Napoleon says, "She's bad." GOD FORBID ANYONE DO ANYTHING IN THIS GAME WITHOUT YOU, NAPOLEON. Votes: Rupert, Sandra, Rupert, Sandra, Rupert. Rupert's gone. Sadface. He glares at Napoleon as he leaves all manly-like.

Season finale! Is it next Thursday or Sunday? Usually they tell you these things.