Half-Assed Attempts At Adulthood
- Location
- California,
- Birthday
- October 13
- Bio
- I am terribly wonderful at screwing up.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Dying Tomorrow
July 01, 2010 12:11AM - My Father, Myself
June 19, 2010 07:11PM - loving a broken fridge;
lessons from my grandparents.
June 18, 2010 04:03PM - Keep on Livin (with Broken
Teeth)
May 26, 2010 08:59PM - Battered and Broken Teeth from
the Vanity Storm
May 26, 2010 01:10AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I am alive! Actually, I
am completely and totally
fine. After
the procedure, I
sl…”
July 02, 2010 11:18AM - “Oh dear. I know this too
well. My mother lost me in
Reno once
for 6 hours. Who
lo…”
June 21, 2010 04:34PM - “Let's see if I can type
with the tears in my
eyes.
This is so
beautiful. I
would…”
June 20, 2010 10:25PM - “Great post. You got
poetry going through my
head.
Next Saturday,
I am set to host…”
June 20, 2010 12:13PM - “Again I am in awe of
your story telling
ability.”
June 20, 2010 11:46AM
Half-Assed Attempts At Adulthood's Links
Dying Tomorrow

Even with insurance, I have paid more for this tooth than I paid for my car.
Tomorrow, I have a minor surgery to fix my broken tooth.
And I am a complete wuss about it.
It’s not having the tooth pulled and having ground up cadaver… Read full post »
My Father, Myself

My favorite picture of my father and me occurred moments after I was born. My mother is passed out on the operating table behind us and my father is holding me in a way reminiscent of the poster for The Lion King.… Read full post »

Over Memorial Day weekend, my partner, James and I headed out of town for our anniversary. After an afternoon of treasure hunting around SLO, we went back to our hotel room at the Madonna Inn to relax for a while before our dinner reservation. We sipped champagne and watched… Read full post »
Keep on Livin (with Broken Teeth)
I saw the dentist today and he couldn't help my broken tooth. As it turns out, I broke the tooth below the bone so it is going to have to be pulled and replaced with an impant. He explained the process to me and as he was doing so, I was… Read full post »
Battered and Broken Teeth from the Vanity Storm
It's Tuesday night and I am watching "The Biggest Loser" because I am too lazy to get off of the couch to find the remote. I am carefully eating a cream filled pastry from the Mexican market up the street. Each small bite is slowly chewed on the left side of my… Read full post »
Welcome to the Half Assed Adulthood
Do you remember in Forest Gump when Forest just took off running without a plan or any sense of what he was doing? I was like that with a paint brush and 7 gallons of paint this weekend. I painted for 24 of the 48 hours the weekend allowed me. It/… Read full post »
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