The Writings Of A Teenage Misfit

( well kind of)

HanstheBanans

HanstheBanans
Location
San Diego, California,
Birthday
July 25
Bio
Hi, I am a senior in High school and I have always hoped to become an essayist, I love to write, so i hope you will be my audience. I am also an actress and hope to pursue a career on the stage. I also am working on getting my interpereters lisence for American Sign Language soon. After reading what I just wrote I realized that months of doing college essays has ruined my soul and caused me to become incredibly pretentious...shit

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FEBRUARY 2, 2009 1:41AM

25 pieces of adloescent life

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Despite the fact that I don't find myself a very interesting , exciting , or experienced ( this is not my fault as I am still a minor) person I was sure I could never fill a 25 things list but my friend insisted I create one so here it goes.

1. I was kicked out of ballet class when I was 8 for biting a girls hand.Whe

2. The best complimant I ever recieved was when my old therapist told me I was " The most manipulating girl she had ever met"

3. When I was a year old I wiped oven cleaner on my face and it burned the much of the skin on the left side of my face off

4. A lesson I was taught at a Christian school I attended contributed to my becoming an Atheist

5. I can't ride a bike

6. I feel like smacking people when they tell me my name is a palandrome ( it's like yeah, no shit sherlock)

7. I feel special getting to say I am a Lefty

8. It gets lonely being the black sheep of the family

9. I love the way I look, I love every piece of fat and flab

10. I have 50 purses, and I want more

11. I know Sign Language, and love signing with my hard of hearing friend and his Deaf sister infront of my friends who don't know sign. It feels like my own secret club.

12. I was forced to attend cheerleading camp for 4 years becuase they wouldn't let girls be in football camp. I now attend a high school that doesn't have either sport, and the money that would go to them now goes to the plays I am in, it feels like my small taste of revenge.

13. I used to have a speech impediment

14. I love hitting on teachers for fun

15. I listen to Harry Potter on CD as I fall asleep

16. I've seen Daniel Radcliffe naked infront of me, it was amazing.

17. I was cast as Kenickie in Grease

18.  I think I have a piercing fetish

19. I enjoy knowing that my tatse in movies in more indie that yours

20. I say I don't care anymore, but I really want to ask.....Grayson to prom

21. I AP english ruins literature

22. I check Postsecret religiously every week hoping to see a secret about me

23. If I'm upset or anrgy I look at wedding dresses and prom dresses to make myself feel better

24. I've always wanted to be mugged

25. In lue of going to my last winter formal of high school I spent the night with my friends signing along to Mama Mia. It was one of the most fun nights of my life.

 

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Honey, you really don't want to get mugged. It often entails getting smashed over the head with a pistol or stabbed. Please tell me it's just a silly fantasy.

My taste in movies is pretty damned Indie - you'd have to go some to beat me!!

As for #1, the fact that you are able to get yourself onto this blog and actually write something makes you a pretty interesting person in my book.

That you seem to like yourself is pretty cool. Teenagehood is a notorious time for low self-esteem. So if you're feeling pretty good about yourself, and you seem to, then you are waaaay ahead of the game. Good for you.

That you're in HS plays is great. I think you're pretty cool and I wish I knew you.