
The most mouthwatering tomato I've ever seen was at the home of a farmer. A potato farmer.
When I was working as a small town television news reporter, I got invited into a lot of homes. Back in the early 1990s, the local TV station was still the main source of information for many rural areas, and a reporter on a doorstep was welcomed in like a neighbor. At a job in southern Idaho, I was assigned a story about potato farms. Actually, many of my stories had to do with potato farming, but for this particular assignment, I arrived at the designated address and knocked at the door of the ranch home, videocamera in hand.
The farmer's wife, a friendly older lady, answered the door. "He's still eating his lunch," she informed me, inviting me in. I was escorted into their kitchen, where the potato farmer was sitting at the table, leisurely eating a large beef steak tomato, clearly homegrown.
I introduced myself, and explained the questions I was planning to ask him. He listened to me, but made no effort to speed up his lunch.
Slowly, he sliced the tomato, letting its red juices run all over the plate. Then, he generously spread each slice with Miracle Whip as I talked about where I'd like to set up the equipment for the interview.
Eventually, we made it over to the storage barn, where a half the year's potato harvest was rotting, creating a stench so foul, it was hard to believe no decaying animal flesh was involved.
I left the farm, vowing never to eat another potato — but suddenly craving tomatoes.
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The potato farmer's lunch of vine-ripened beef steak tomato and Miracle Whip recalled a salad oftened served during my childhood in the Midwest.
Here, I've attempted to lighten up the dressing while maintaining its cool creaminess and the fresh taste of homegrown vegetable.

Farmer's Tomato and Cucumber Salad
3-4 Tomatoes, preferably vine-ripened
1 Small Cucumber
1/4 Red Onion
1 handful Italian Parsley
Dressing:
1/4 c. Plain Yogurt
1/4 c. Mayonnaise
1 Tbs. Cider Vinegar
1/2 tsp. Dill Weed
dash of White Pepper and Sea Salt
Slice the tomatoes into wedges, the cucumbers into rounds, and the red onions into slivers. Arrange gently in serving bowl.
Mix the dressing ingredients in a separate bowl, until smooth adding white pepper and sea salt to taste. Drizzle dressing over the vegetables right before serving, garnishing with torn parsley leaves.
Enjoy!
All Text and Photos © 2010 Grace Hwang Lynch


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Comments
The "miracle" in Miracle Whip when it hit the market was that it was cheap, essentially created by mixing 1/2 mayo with 1/2 soybean oil, and adding some garlic and spices to cover up the crappy taste. Frugal folks latched onto it, and it became institutionalized as "farm food," but there's really no reason today not to go with the good stuff.
Hallelujah, and Amen.