Over there past month, we’ve seen two new celebrities emerge from obscurity and take the nation by storm. Certainly I’m talking about Youtube singing sensation Greyson Probability and alleged Time Square bomber Faisal Shahzad. Whilst both stars are riding the A-list, we here at CelebJihad.com thought we’d try to figure out which of the two heartthrobs is hotter.

Very first there's Greyson, a sexy 12-year-old from Oklahoma who is following within the footsteps of Justin Bieber. As a Muslim fundamentalist, I am an expert on young boys. In one more life, I may have been a Catholic priest, LOL :). Naturally I’m kidding, since both Catholics and those who believe in reincarnation are infidels who needs to be cleansed from the Earth with the righteous sword of Muhammad, but I digress. My point is, Greyson gets compared to Bieber, but I like him better mainly because he’s younger (i.e. hotter). If my wives had a body like that instead of those disgusting curves and breasts, they’d be in for a lot less beatings (just kidding, no they wouldn’t).

But on the other hand, you have Faisal Shahzad. Even though he’s not as young as Greyson, his devotion to Islam is often a total turn on. I know his car bomb didn’t work properly, but he gets an A for effort. Regrettably, he’s already gone through puberty, which means a sexual relationship with him is strictly forbidden. But hey, a boy can dream, right? Oh wait, no. The Qur’an clearly states that dreaming is a sin.

I guess in that case, Greyson Possibility wins on a technicality! '

 

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