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Harry's Ghost

Harry's Ghost
Location
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Title
The One True
Company
An ill-favoured thing, sir, but mine own.
Bio
Invalidating your existence one blog posting at a time =============== Ware tada shiru taru (I alone know what I am content with)............................... The opposite of liberal is political, so know that I'm non-political and more liberal than you - I have no stake in keeping the system going.....................Don't fear my blog posts' titles, I don't do "serious" political commentary because there's no such thing. The titles are satire!............The bird at the bottom of some posts is my nemesis, the Karber-bird - selfish, shameless, immature and self-serving. God only knows how I can come up with quotes for him.

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NOVEMBER 23, 2009 3:06AM

Into the Light
It all started as a pinpoint of light.

Through the unseen roof down to the floor of the hazy dark Factory Grind it came; natural, pure and unapologetic. Delicate yet unstoppable, like a whisper of true love.

It made no known sense for it even to be possible -/
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18 Comments
NOVEMBER 19, 2009 11:40PM

Darian the Dreamer

(Play video first to fully set the mood)

"There must be some way out of here,"
Said the joker to the thief,
"There's too much confusion,
"I can't get no relief."

"Businessmen, they drink my wine,
"plowmen dig my earth.
"None of them along the line
"know what any/… Read full post »

60 Comments
NOVEMBER 19, 2009 8:45AM

A Leggy Haiku

Spindly leg spider
I blow gently from the path
Comes back to be squashed
19 Comments
NOVEMBER 18, 2009 3:17AM

The Ending of Pretending


The darkness of the small apartment was both real and unreal. She was there - but couldn't be there. It had to have happened - yet could never have happened. So how was it she stood with the dying rays of slit sun upon her dress, slowly ebbing into… Read full post »
14 Comments
NOVEMBER 16, 2009 9:30PM

Sexiest Man Alive? Me, Of Course! Like, duh!

Sssssmokin'!
Line forms to left, girls!

This is really embarrassing.  I mean, I'm really embarrassed for you ignoramuses good people for me to even have to say this.  Of course I'm the Sexist Man Alive.  It's sorta like asking "What color is the sky?" and I have to answer for/… Read full post »

29 Comments
NOVEMBER 15, 2009 12:25PM

A Man Of Integrity?



In my misery I be.

Life is hell on the streets, cut off from all living life. Friends, family, fun, fucking - all gone. Worst part is having to keep up a facade of normalcy. One day, I just decided to give up and let the real me show:… Read full post »
24 Comments
NOVEMBER 14, 2009 9:55AM

Lost On The Road To Life


So I'm on the road at this rusty old gas station outpost in faded white paint pretending of a purity it never had and I'm a long way from home only I don't have a home and I'm driving and driving to try and find a home only I
… Read full post »
23 Comments
NOVEMBER 13, 2009 9:54PM

I Know Why You Love Me

I know how eager everyone is to bestow the title "Mahatma" (great soul) upon my name, but dear ones, I know why you love me.

Because I'm always funny 24/7



Because I'm cute and can write
songs as well as the Bee Gees



Because I'm an uber hot sex toy

… Read full post »
27 Comments
NOVEMBER 10, 2009 7:26PM

Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald



On this day in 1975, The SS Edmund Fitzgerald sank in Lake Superior, taking all 29 aboard to the bottom, never to see the light of day again. Gordon Lightfoot immortalized the sinking in his song The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. His words are accurate and the story… Read full post »
28 Comments
NOVEMBER 9, 2009 9:41AM

Want the Magic Bus to World Paradise? You Ca-an't Have It!

I know what's chic. I know what sells. I know what makes the crowd cheer in holy confirmation. You want a Political Answer. You want a Military Answer. You want an Economic Answer. You want an Answer To The World!

You ca-an't have it!

You want a leader you can… Read full post »
15 Comments
NOVEMBER 8, 2009 11:48AM

Yes, Democracy Has Failed Before - In England!

Oliver Cromwell, ass kicker


On Tuesday, 30 January 1649, Charles I was beheaded. England stood kingless and declared a republic ruled by parliament. Yippeeee!! Power to the people! The world is fixed!

Well, sorta. See, no cure can be implemented for assholes. (Since you say you don't believe/…

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12 Comments
NOVEMBER 6, 2009 2:15AM

Photo Trip: Autumn Solace in the Japans(Meeting Old Friends)


The seas have been stormy lately, reflecting darkly black clouds moving in from the horizon. So as I have done in the past, I sought solace in the Japans, the land of dreams. The year is in its twilight as was the day I visited. I met with old… Read full post »
21 Comments
NOVEMBER 5, 2009 1:36AM

"Dear World", A Letter From God


Dear World,

I never said:

to put poison in your air, land and water



money was a necessary concept



to believe in religion



to invent Republicans



dreams are unimportant



not to pass HR676 and provide unconditional care



that Harry wasn't an idiot

%I… Read full post »
14 Comments
NOVEMBER 3, 2009 1:57AM

A Small Smile at the Shelter Today

Hey, wassup?

Normally, I don't let my feelings show around here. Too many people with too much bullshit on their minds looking to fuck things up. But even in the world I live in are Moments of Mercy and I was in one, settled halfway across the break room divan,/… Read full post »
15 Comments
NOVEMBER 2, 2009 2:31AM

The Curious Case Of Lt. James O'Neal

 
Honor. Duty. Commitment. Those are words the military likes to throw around - have to if you're going to kill people in the name of justice. But like everything else, it's just a respectable facade for dirty deeds. We think God is just really dumb, I suppose. But it's half… Read full post »
8 Comments
NOVEMBER 1, 2009 2:30AM

From A Butterfly's Wings Drops An Haiku

Jailed man's angry voice
Vainly shakes God's iron bars
While cell door unlocked


7 Comments
OCTOBER 30, 2009 7:36PM

Three Haikus Meet On the Road, Words Already Known

Despair

 Angry artist paints
Mona Lisa on the moon;
Humanity lost.

Broken gate still down,
Twenty years ago, same way;
As this end of days?

Moon Man's victory! 
Prisoner is free at last!
Until first boner. Read full post »

7 Comments
OCTOBER 29, 2009 6:25AM

Rashomon: The Human Condition

As I ponder the world today, I think of all the insanity I see.  From a million homeless children in America to billions of lives lived in hopeless de facto serfdom to even seeing this displayed here at OS:

scams

These are two obvious scams that we see, shrug and pass… Read full post »

30 Comments
OCTOBER 25, 2009 8:25PM

Are We Blind To What's Happening?

We all know...

it's wrong to base a society on greed
(but we have to cater to our idea of human nature!)



it's wrong not to allow people to work
(but we must never change our system!)



it's wrong to murder families around the world
(but we have… Read full post »

13 Comments
OCTOBER 16, 2009 4:11PM

The Flower In The Battlefield


A truce had been called in the Neverending War. But like anything written on paper but not in men's hearts it held only the value of its ink. The two sides faced off against one another in Grand Illusion, suffering under the pretended peace that starved their war lust… Read full post »
17 Comments
OCTOBER 14, 2009 7:35AM

Mind Scribbles


Why Wall Street always wins:

Pleasing herself, little Suzy brought the last slice of cake to her sister - though having had none herself. No one told her to, no one taught her to. She just did it because she wanted to, a natural human instinct.

Suzy's mother, however,… Read full post »
6 Comments
OCTOBER 6, 2009 8:38AM

New Conservative Bible Nukes "Liberal" Passages (Not Satire)


I read about this lunacy of Bible editing over at HuffPo and marveled at how once again true life has trumped even the best satirical minds. It's just difficult to make one sink so low and to think so little of one's fellow man. Is it possible to underestimate a/… Read full post »
20 Comments
OCTOBER 5, 2009 8:59AM

People Say I Have To Smell Their Farts, I Disagree

Defeat The Press

I try to stay away from TV talk shows. It might be different if everyone were drugged with truth serum beforehand - or at least drunk - so we could hear the true unfiltered voices within. Instead we get some really finely polished bullshit delivered in tailored suits and/…

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12 Comments
OCTOBER 2, 2009 1:41PM

Would You Speak If You Were God?


Elmer sat on his front porch forlorn and stroking his shotgun. He didn't get to fire his gun "no more" and that cut him to the core. Each day he pined away for his glorious shotgun blasts of the past, the "only times I done felt alive." But no… Read full post »
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SEPTEMBER 30, 2009 7:16PM

Harry Jumps Off The Nakatomi Plaza Tower


"I'm sick of you people! I'm sick of this world! I'm sick of me! I'm sick of everything! It's not going to end - not now or ever! You people got no clue what's in store for you. You're gonna lie to yourselves till the end. Well, have at… Read full post »
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