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January 01
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The One True
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An ill-favoured thing, sir, but mine own.
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JULY 6, 2014 6:52AM

The Sun Maiden


As the sunflower
Must face the sun -
Though it's fate a
Withering one -
So I too must die
If we are not one.




It was the honor of I, Mitsubishi Jiro, to stand as personal guard this evening as my liege lord Oda Nobunaga spoke with his most trusted general Toyotomi Hideyoshi. Meeting Lord Oda changed my life (you can read my story here) and I knew my fate was/…

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JUNE 27, 2014 7:26AM

The Two Faces Of Eve


"The answer to deep anxiety is the deep adoration of God."
#Exhale

Reading those words gave her great comfort. (Giving comfort is a highly profitable business!) And indeed, she had a deep, deep anxiety. Sleep had increasingly evaded her for years. Every moment pierced further into/…

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JUNE 23, 2014 11:48PM

Wives And Lives (Found And Lost)


You can't say I didn't ask for it. I'd been wanting to take stock of my life. Things have been rough lately. Very, very rough, pushing me to the edge. The random crying has started again. The screws from the work-mare have turned even tighter, forcing me/…

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Behold, seven years of great abundance are coming in all the land of Egypt;
and after them seven years of famine will come,
and all the abundance will be forgotten in the land of Egypt,
and the famine will ravage the land.

Prophet 1

Inside the grain silos/…

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JUNE 16, 2014 3:35AM

It's Good To Be God



Originally, there were nine rings of power for mortal men. And still lost was one of these rings of invulnerability.


JUNE 14, 2014 3:45AM

Time Travel Is Crime Travel


CNN is running its insipid series "The Sixties" in an attempt to somehow prove the alleged advanced morality of these times. It's a sly trick but rewriting history to suit the present has a never ending appeal. Were they to actually be honest, the truth would be/…

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JUNE 6, 2014 1:59AM

Enter The (Raped) Saint


I've been saying for years to the deaf, dumb and blind that America's favorite pastime is not baseball, but rape. We rape everything: the environment, definitely children, even our own future. We've created a system that derives much "profit" by it but really, people who are going to/…

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It's rare I watch a Holocaust related film. I'm all Holocaust-ed out. I get it. It's unface-able, unthinkable and now unwatchable for me. One can only take so many peeks into the depths of the human soul and remain connected. I've seen films before where I've been/…

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JUNE 1, 2014 1:05AM

Running Home To Mother


So what do you do when you're 47, alone, and living with your parents? Where is life's promise then? How can there be hope on this sinking ship of a planet? Days of illusion's future passed had gone with the wind. The one thing she most fought/…

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MAY 30, 2014 10:04PM

Gandhi vs. The Witch Burners

"Don't tell me I have to compete with that!"

Her brow was vexed. "Did you see that new girl with that family that just moved here?"

"Yes, I did! She's very pretty and all the boys were staring at her. That harlot."

"I/…

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"I can't believe I have sex with a loser."

I read a book recently on the origins of NASCAR. The author painted a picture of a still defeated South in the pre-WWII era. The "massa" race had been crushed by their most hated enemies -/…

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To the meter of "Junior's Farm"

Nights9

Harry, Harry
Lame and cripple!
Bending his head
To drink his ripple!


Nights1

It's just another Saturday fright
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Guess I'll have to watch what I say when I remark, 
"These are so good they ought to be illegal!"

"A Texas teenager is facing five years to life in prison for allegedly baking and selling pot brownies."


Yes,/…

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MAY 20, 2014 3:06AM

God Is Dead. Now You're Free.

When I woke my heart was pounding and my blood racing..."I can't take it! I can't take it anymore!"...they're going to get me, just a matter of time...I had no money god...they hound you to hell if you have not their god...I grabbed a gun and put a bandana overRead full post »
MAY 18, 2014 8:28PM

The False Face


There are two groups of people: those who question and those who do not. 
But both groups believe its trait is what makes it the moral one.



"So what about the Truth and Justice crowd? How can we keep cramming war,

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MAY 11, 2014 6:09PM

Wasted Time


"War. It's the only thing that has meaning. Those who live under the illusion of peace live at the mercy of we who wage war. We are the gods of the world. Hell is the true reality we face. Love is just to help you fight harder.

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Ten stories up the ropes to two grand pianos hanging off the edge of the building snapped simultaneously. Down below stood two men perfectly aligned under each falling instrument of death.

The man on the left spoke up to the man on the right. "You might/…

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MAY 3, 2014 3:13AM

Starstruck At Starbucks


Like a moth to flame I couldn't resist - no matter how it burned me, no matter if it killed me. When I peered inside that Starbucks I saw a world where I wanted to belong. Those were people I wanted to spend time with, that was/…

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APRIL 28, 2014 1:33AM

Stroke ME


I'll be frank and say up front I'm posting this only for future finger pointing purposes later. The die is cast and the future set for all practical purposes. To many, politics is a religion, based on willful ignorance. We dismiss the facts we dislike and embrace those… Read full post »
APRIL 26, 2014 5:24AM

Harry, The Pimp


I'd never thought much of Samuel. He was average in all respects; physically, mentally and emotionally. True, there was a certain X factor about him I could not read, sort of like seeing a football player on the bench having never seen him play. You don't really/…

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Looks good on the surface, i.e. good enough for re-election!

From the failure to do simple math department (which also brought us Obamacare):

How income inequality can hurt the economy

Given that the adjectives most used in describing the economy's recovery from the great recession… Read full post »

"Sometimes I feel like I'm from another planet, sent to exterminate humans for the greater good of mankind."

The four other men in the cramped, undecorated military room looked at one another in silent disgust. But they were a unit and "The Scythe", as he was/…

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APRIL 17, 2014 9:57PM

Sobering Talk On Obamacare


If people ask me if I have an agenda I say I do: we should not be fucking people. And if someone asks me why I am appalled by Obamacare that is the reason why. In its totality it is the greatest economic betrayal in American history./…

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