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Harry's Ghost

Harry's Ghost
Location
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Birthday
January 01
Title
The One True
Company
An ill-favoured thing, sir, but mine own.
Bio
Quit your snooping, bitch.

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FEBRUARY 4, 2012 3:18AM

Yes, Bill Maher, Atheism Is A Religion!

"That Harry is a funny guy!"

Maybe Bill came across one of my posts or comments where I pointed out atheism is an annoying religion like any other. Bear in mind we're talking about philosophical religion, not practical religion like capitalism (which I'll get into later). Bill likes to act/…

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FEBRUARY 2, 2012 3:36AM

"Where Is the Uprising from the Left?"


There's no doubt that for the most part the media in America has been co-opted as an extension of both governmental and corporate interests. Truth is an undeclared enemy by both entities but an obliging public has no more interest in facing facts than any guilty child would. These are/…

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JANUARY 29, 2012 5:25PM

Noize In The Hood


I had fallen asleep with the bright reading light shining in my eyes. Books are my only respite from the hell-world I live in and the instant my mind is distracted from that hell I tend to fall asleep. I need the rest more than I can let anyone literally/…

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JANUARY 28, 2012 3:15AM

A Purchased Life (NSFW)


When Thomas Elkin got his wildly inflated, otherworldly yearly bonus, first call he made was to his favorite hooker - $3,000 a night, sheets included. Next, he called his mother, thrilled to hear of his worldly success. Lastly, he called a woman who would no longer talk to him, getting/…

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JANUARY 22, 2012 3:27PM

I Saw One Of Those "Must See" Films


There's an eternal naiveté about war and it's one that inhabits most its proponents who most claim to know its dangers. As all the world truly is a stage, those with war in their souls must sell that war and thusly turn a blind eye to the true reality of/…

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Wasteland Sky
We wander here day after day

I don't remember the Before Times, when things was all green. Wasn't even born. Like all the babies now I didn't get a name till I was five, showing I could live that long. My name is Whisper In The Wind. Getting that was/…

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JANUARY 15, 2012 6:28AM

Look At Me! I'm Not Angry At All!


Harry's harem!

The trick to life is simple: you gotta keep your bitches in line! Fucking, fetching and flaunting is what keeps my harem happy - that and a stiff Harry every night!

Bitches gotta know their place!

I'm a good boss and let my bitches/…

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JANUARY 12, 2012 12:57PM

"I Got That Bitch Strung Out!"

Another member of the master race

"I got that bitch strung out," smartly bragged Rich. The rest of the boys in the racquetball locker room gazed upon him in curious awe. Rich has an answer for everything it seems.

Rich Rollendelli always got what he wanted. Engineer by trade, executive by/…

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JANUARY 10, 2012 12:10AM

A Camp With A View!

There I am fourth from the left with my
cool new haircut and FREE pajamas!

Hi, everyone! My family and me got sent to the Unemployment Camp! They said it will make me a better person. Gosh, thanks President Adolph, I really appreciate that.

They say if you work hard your wholRead full post »
JANUARY 1, 2012 1:32AM

Interview With An Assassin


"You people!"

Her eyes were incredulous, shattered glass. Trembling lips searched the lone face before her in her drab, eastern bloc apartment. To find one's self so helpless, so vulnerable to a careening world, a leaf who suffers whims of the wind. Where is justice and order in that?

"I'm sorr/…

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DECEMBER 29, 2011 2:46AM

The Dream Is Over



Wednesday, 21 December 2011 10:13 Gwynne Dyer

The Durban climate summit that ended earlier this month was proclaimed a great success. The chairwoman told delegates: “We have concluded this meeting with [/… Read full post »

DECEMBER 28, 2011 12:27AM

The "New Normal" Ain't So Normal!


A message from one of the "greatest generation":

[The Nazis were at the height of their power, the furnaces burning night and day in godless savagery. Never in history had the phrase "Hell on earth" more aptly described such a hopeless, hideous horror than time in the death camps. No soul/…

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Intersection Street

My fourth grade teacher was in a festive mood as we neared the Christmas holidays so she put on a record of Christmas carols for us. I'm not sure if such things are allowed nowadays since everyone is so sensitive to every word said, sung, thought or implied - no/…

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DECEMBER 21, 2011 10:26PM

There's A Mole In The Circus!

Matryoshka
I had these custom made by hand in Russia in replication of ones
used in the opening credits of the original Tinker Tailor series

First off, let's congratulate whomever came up with the Open Call question on releasing one of the all time worst movie spoilers!!!! Are you nuts? Tinker Tailor has/… Read full post »

DECEMBER 18, 2011 6:48PM

Yes, You CAN Fly!!

Sorry, Mr Bond. The world found a way to live
without you kicking the shit out of people.

"We're saved! We're saved!"

"What? What's that you're saying?"

"Oh, we're saved at last! I knew it would happen. I just knew it!"

"Saved how?

"Haven't you heard? We can fly!"

"Fly?? No way!"

"Way! It's a new/…

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DECEMBER 14, 2011 3:08AM

Trespasser

Two Birds
Once, we flew together


The minute I saw the oversized, blazingly white new pickup in her driveway my heart sank into the sidewalk. "No, no, no..." Involuntarily I kept walking into the propeller blades of doom. But I dare not cry in the Saturday morn sun, not on the day… Read full post »
DECEMBER 12, 2011 10:49PM

Socialism For Dummies


Lots of people like to get all fancy-ass intellectual about definitions of words and phrases. Those people are always wrong. Remember, intellectual spelled backwards is lautcelletni - don't sound so smart now, do it!? Bottom line is instead of putting words in people's mouths listen to what t/…

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DECEMBER 10, 2011 9:40PM

French Films I Love, For Alysa

From the classic A Man And A Woman


It's amazing I still have this reaction after all the great French films I've seen, but every time I hear the phrase "French film" I still cringe as I equate that notion as being like French food: too runny, snobby and/… Read full post »

WM Windmill
Welcome to the MLB Winter Meetings, Texas style!

I'd made a mental note that Major League Baseball was coming to Dallas for its winter meetings and I wondered just what I could see. So I grabbed my fake press pass and video equipment and decided to crash their party and/…

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DECEMBER 5, 2011 1:37AM

Joanna, I Love You

[She's gone from my life now but I think of her almost every day. I'm a lesser person for her absence. Time has come to pick up the pieces and go home - but home is lost when the heart is broken.]


Everyone was in love with Joanna - including…

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DECEMBER 2, 2011 8:35PM

The Truth Is Liberal!


"Everything is the opposite of what it seems."

If I go into a room of a hundred people and ask how many of them can give me an objective answer to a question, ninety-nine of those people will raise their hand. In other words, only one person answers me objectively./…

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Tour River Greys3
Some trees are as much as 400 years old

Caddo Lake could be described as less a lake than a permanent flood. Its formation was caused by the "Great Raft", a 100 mile log jam of the Red River. Exactly how or what caused the log jam has not/…

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NOVEMBER 26, 2011 2:24AM

Into The Night


Winged creature both
Clawed and craven;
Black eyes as sharp
As the wicked raven.

In hovering sky
Its form shows clear;
Foraging hunter
Seeks living fear.

Its dreams are bold
Of Mankind's doom;
Fill hearts with hate
For the ancient rune.

Battlefield earth
Leaves wounds untended;
Creature swoops in
Where lo/
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NOVEMBER 20, 2011 11:25PM

Do I Have To Fix Everything??

A nation turns its lonely eyes to you, Oda Nobunaga!

Clearly, God is going to do nothing. If justice is to be done it must be allowed to happen all by ourselves. But how can justice happen when everyone is corrupt? Well, folks, that's when we have to take a/…

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NOVEMBER 20, 2011 1:19AM

Her Pain Is Gone Now


"I'm feeling much better. Thank you." Her thin lips showed an appropriate smile. Her pain is gone now.

Those "moments" - times of intense pain squeezing her mind into compressed agony - had gone away, marooned on an island lost to the world. Now she sailed on the ship SS Serenity,/…

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