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APRIL 23, 2009 2:39AM

The Broken Egg

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses,
And all the king's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

Do you always check the carton of eggs before you buy it? I would hazard that most of us do - especially if we've been burned before. And after opening the carton to find the offending egg, what do you do? You put it back down and find another. The broken egg is never wanted. Was it expecting to be?

The broken egg's only hope is a false hope: to remain undiscovered by one who either fails to open the carton or by one who takes too cursory an examination. The egg may rejoice in its initial selection but that only leaves it a far worse fate. Once the truth comes to light and the money has been paid, the egg's selector has ten times the fury had the discovery been made before the purchase. Better to have never been picked at all.

No one cares how or why the egg got cracked, only that it is. And it's a hellish life for the egg, waiting in agony in the dark, unopened carton. You know your truth but it's an undiscovered horror to the world. You're carted into the store just like all the other (worthy) eggs. Being fresh, you're placed behind the existing cartons to wait your turn to the front. You can't help but feel the excitement as the cartons ahead are carried away by satisfied customers. Oh, how you wish to be a part of that!

In the excitement of the despair, the urge of self-deception overwhelms you, begging you into relief from your dilemma. Maybe my cracking isn't so bad! Maybe someone can want me after all! After all, what egg is perfect? Or perhaps a soul of tenderness will find me and accept my damaged being into their life? My positivity can change reality. Pretend not to see my faults and no one else will either. Such are thoughts hatched in an unknowing dark.

"Oh, crap. This one's got a busted egg."

The carton is placed back in contempt. My carton mates are furious with me: I imposed my miserable fate upon their unblemished shells. The light has stripped away all my lies and eternal shame lay before me. Does no one want the cracked egg? Is redemption even possible? Can only death bring an end to my tormented existence?

Like a condemned prisoner waiting on a long-shot last-minute appeal, the egg awaits its verdict - knowing full well its guilty condition. Each second brings wretched hope of a stay of execution. Has someone taken pity on me? Why do they not come? It's closing time, the-powers-that-be have decided to let me live! Oh dear Lord, I've aged a lifetime waiting on this moment.

"Hey Harry, a customer complained about a busted egg in the one of the cartons. Throw the piece of crap out and replace it with a good one."



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Like the moon and the stars and the sun.
Thanks for the smiles.

Do I have to say rated?
Great post and loved the song. Thanks
I've always wondered how those eggs feel.
Dang Harry, I'm already walking around with all this angsty guilt; now you've got me feeling sad about the broken eggs?! What's next - the neglected moldy strawberries? (Bet we think about you now every time we open an egg carton.)

Seriously - very interesting link about the origins of Humpty Dumpty above. And I'm taking this as metaphor - not entirely sure of what, but can guess. And as such, this is very powerful.

Shine on today my friend.
There's a little cracked egg in all of us. (Or in my case, a LOT of cracked egg) I saw the egg in the carton and I saw myself, knowing we're both unwantable.
I do so like your parables. Shine on, Harry!
The King's horses were symbols of his power and might, showing that no earthly power could help Humpty.

I also thought my story fit the craigslist killer who led a double life with his fiance. Seems to me, she failed to open the carton to check for a cracked egg.
Aw, I dunno...I've been known if it's just a *little* crack to take the egg home and scramble it immediately. And eat it. With bacon and rye toast.
I'd rather celebrate the whole eggs than spend my time condemning the broken one.
mamalou to the rescue!

Not sure what you're trying to infer Mrs. M. Are you saying you would overlook the cracked egg and accept something you don't want? This is a single egg metaphor!
I've always loved that song and video. Needless to say, I loved your post as well. I think we've all been that broken egg.
Our Kroger almost never has a box full of unbroken eggs. As I've posted before, it's an unusually shitty Kroger. So I go through and pick out all the unbroken ones and put them in one box and the cracked but not actually dripping ones in another box until I have a whole box. And then I hug it and don't let any other living being touch it or heaven forbid sack it until it is in my fridge. That's the way things are in Memphis.

Pity the poor schlmeil who doesn't check for cracked eggs and picks up the entire box of them that I created in my quest for 12 eggs!

Anyway, I'm off topic. Unlike eggs, people can heal. Unless they're to the stinky spoiled level.
Glad you related to it, RL.

And point taken on the healing, Allie.
i always secretly thought that the broken egg in the carton was once so perfect and beautiful that he was attacked in his sleep by the other 11 insanely jealous eggs

when you open that carton it's not just an inconvenience..it's a murder scene
That's funny, angus! "The mystery of the broken egg" - what a great whodunit that would make!