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AUGUST 16, 2009 11:44PM

Harry Gets A New Camera, Takes Painfully Bad Photo Essay

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OK, so I got a cool new camera, one that lasts more than seven pictures.  It also has "features", another new concept for me.  The descriptions of how these features work, however, were hidden in the user's manual instead of innately transferring them to mind through osmosis.  Therefore, I didn't use the nighttime settings on the camera as I made my way down to Victory Park and the famed W Hotel by downtown Dallas.  On the way there I passed some interesting signs and sights:

gas well
Gas Well from the Barnett Shale


midget 
See?  Not everything is bigger in Texas


god pleaser 
Not just strippers here, but God pleasers as well


W 
The W Hotel with the Ghost Bar glowing up top


w2 
Here it is as it faces the highway


w3 
The bowels of the W


vp 
Victory Park!  Dallas' version of Times Square -
only without the people, energy or glamour.


aac 
American Airlines Center,
the anchor of Victory Park


c8 
Channel 8 Newsroom is based there as well


green 
The green bank building as viewed from VP.
It's a Dallas landmark



I took some others pics that came out way too dark, one of an Aston Martin outside the W.  I'll make another trip and test the night settings.  Last afternoon and this morning I took a few more around where the new toll road is being built:

 

gun
Sign under the toll road said "no outlet" so I
had to see where it went:
The Grand Praire police shooting range


gully 
The range was right next to a gully
that leads back to the new toll road.


toll1 
Future on ramp.  The structure will house
the cameras that snap your license plate


toll2 
I walked up the ramp

toll1 
To the right is a brand new walkway


toll1 
To the left were more support beams,
standing as Roman pillars

gazebo 
Spanking new gazebo on the walkway


gazebo 
Inside the roof


murky
Murky waters under the bridge


horse 
Found this horse farm right by the new
construction.  You see these contrasts
a lot around Dallas.


toll1 
Here's another on ramp yet to be connected


toll1 
Same spot, testing the zoom


tre 
I found where trains go to sleep nearby


temple 
Right on the middle of a neighborhoood
I was cutting back through I found this
delightful Vietnamese temple.


temple 
It was very serene here on this Sunday morn


bikechick 
Biker chick ended my morning


I pulled up beside her at the light where she exited.  She got really pissed when I rolled down my window and I asked: "Hey, are you a virgin?"

You can see better versions of these pics at my new Flickr account.


 

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Wish I could show larger version here...
Great photos Harry, none of YOU though,dammit!

Pawed!
Very interesting pictures.

Yeah, I'm all in favor of that getting instructions by osmosis. Haven't got all the way thru my camera manual yet, or my cell phone manual (I only know how to make calls ... and sometimes can't manage that).
Nice pics actually - and you have such a way with the women!
Practice makes perfect! Keep on truckin,' Harry! Very good first effort with your spiffy new camera! Fun ride with you today.
Monkey picked for biker chicks and Vietnamese temples all in the same post without using the term, "Googly Googly Goo"

It's tough.

GRIN
WTF Harry? The title says painfully bad, and this was passable at worst, and was actually in fact quite interesting, with wickedly barbed and engaging commentary to boot. And the virgin remark to the biker chick? Puh-leeze. I've found they respond much more positively to "You don't smell bad for a fat girl."
Mark Cuban should hire the midget stripper to entertain during halftime of the Dallas Mavericks home games.
The green building is always my first mental snapshot of Dallas, anytime I would roll into town.
very, very well done Harry. I don't know wtf you're talking about bad though, this is a great new cam inaugural post. I love that top rig image and many others show what will be a great relationship between you and your new cam and us.

I want your pics though to be a bit bigger, the full 485 pixels wide the compose column will allow. You can use your new flickr account "all sizes" embed code to make that work. If you're interested I'll send you an OSmail with specific details on that.

Well done Harry, I enjoyed this very much.
Ghost Bar.... gosh, what a night! And an incredible view of the city from up there. Great pics Harry.
Great photos!

Also loved your observation about the sad lack of mind-osmosis technology. (What really gets me is the instructions that exist if you already know enough to get to them...) Also your crack about that sad looking square...