The blood had barely dried on the knife in Judy's back when we all noticed the feed had changed back to the uselessly static 3 day rating period. As we all know, Zhomas could not have reached the towering heights of the Open Salon hierarchy without great skill, common sense and maturity. So I had just had to find out the method behind the madness.
To conduct such a serious and important interview I tapped one of the great minds of all time so as to have an equal footing with the legendary Zhomas. I felt that none other than the great Albert Einstein would do.
But what surprised both Albert and me was Zhomas seemed to be sporting a bit of an attitude as his clothing suggested someone on something of a power trip gone to his head. But perhaps he was on his way to a costume party or a really kinky orgy.
But it's best to let the interview speak for itself. I must say some of the revelations were quite shocking! And I'm glad I was able to shed some light on this situation so as to make Open Salon the greatest blogging site on the internets!
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Salacious and so very entertaining. Too short.
No mention of cake? this irks me
Zhomas reminds me of one of my exes in a scary kind of way. Off with his head!
No one cares about the 4 hours, we only care about the robot movies, these are good, much better than anything you people have ever "written" and you have a much better chance of EP Cover for things like this than any of your lame writing. (I overheard a high level corporate confab and am just passing this on)
That's all they had to say so I guess you'll have to roll with that.
Took hours just to make this 90 seconds but next one will be easier. I can see these suckers taking over OS.
Thanks everyone for stopping by.
shocking!
horrific!
HOMERIC!
Yes, a bitter irony, Scarlett!
Kathy, that had to be frustrating after all that work but it's still valuable just getting a feel for the software.
Linn, six hours of sex with me might help too!
Robin, we need all the fighters we can get. I fear a great soul will need to have a chat with Zhomas.
nola, we all need to be spies (see car bomb in NYC)
ff, many bad days still to come but we shall press on!
And sic 'em, Trig!
freaky?
Henry, never pity a dictator! Vive la revolucion!
Robot porn.. it's pretty cool. But the troll thing.. Just six hours?
Eh hem.
Poor Zhomas.. cruel Einstein..
Rated for.. I have no clue what for.. 8-O
**wanders off to touch himself in a manner deemed appropiate by the Governing body of Salon!!!**
Tink, it's just like Gone With The Wind only without the wind.
I may have Gandhi make a plea but the movement has lost a little steam.