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SEPTEMBER 30, 2010 3:11AM

Writer vs. Writer, The Movie

Rate: 19 Flag

"Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing."
- Ben Franklin

The OS waters are getting choppy once more as we try to separate the pretenders from the contenders. Luckily, I have no dog in this fight - other than the fodder it creates for my movie.

So what are we? Writers or hackers? Dilettantes or dazzlers? Unfortunately, Open Salon failed to categorize us upon entry. "A writer or a sloth you be?" This allows just anyone to claim to be a writer and if that happens chaos ensues and the universe is turned upside down. Or something like that.

Whan I asked the Playhouse actors if they are really actors they asked me if I was really a filmmaker. Point taken. However, this did not dampen their enthusiasm for giving their take on the latest OS crisis. Open Salon, of course, is one of the top two or three websites on the internet for wasting time so a crisis here reverbates throughout the web and if we don't get this thing settled we'll have to go out and get lives.

I, for one, won't stand for that!

And now I present to you "Writer vs. Writer", soon to surpass "Kramer vs. Kramer" as the greatest movie with "vs." in the title:


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I'm not a writer, but I play one on Open Salon.
They both check the time at the end. Laughing my fool head off!
Linnnn, glad you enjoyed the show!
Paul McCartney again! Very cool post.
A rating from a "black ribbon" writer.
Best Wishes,
Blittie
Blittie, all cat posts' ribbons are like you: blue!
I love the lead-in, but can't watch the vid until this humongous storm passes over and leaves my satellite server in peace. But I'll be baaack.
I'm a hack and will be staying that way. monkey fingered.
Hacking writer here...xox
Matt, that you or Ahnold?

BBE, I think if you went to writing church camp for a week you'd be a hack no more! (or a murder suspect)

Robin, you're a published elitist slumming among us word slingers. Thanks!
Rather than a writer, I'd want to grow up to be a performance artist like you.
No black ribbons for you Harry! HA! So clever and fun.
Damn, I've never gotten paid or laid for my writing.
Performance artist? I guess I am. I like that, BBE!

Spud, you are a natural writer.

Cranky, I'd be happy to take either one too.
This is one of the most intelligent films I've seen in the last three months, and I say that with all honesty and OS stuff aside. Thanks for yet another brilliant way of seeing this argument. Rated, with as much enthusiasm as I'd rate a post comparing someone's cat to the President.
Bravo! Harry. "When you got a job to do you gotta do it well." Perfect. But I beg to differ with you on your assertion that Kramer v. Kramer is the best film with a versus in the title. Alien v. Predator was far superior even though it was just a remake of Kramer v. Kramer.
I would happily nominate this for an Academy Award, if I had the power, and knew how to classify the film itself . . .
Harry! I gloat daily over my collection of favorites and you are one reason why. You are a filmmaker and a writer par excellence.
Rated, liked and Zumapick.
What bullshit! You think you're Oliver Stone or sumthing? No woman would pay some dude for oral sex!
BJD, I'd call him horny.

Alysa, I actually thought of doing a post like that after I wrote it.

T Michael, point taken. What I really want to see is Predator vs. Kramer. It's be short but fun.

Owl, it would be in the Best Time Waste category.

Zuma, I always love to get zuma picked!

Amy, I hope to work in Hollywood someday so I made the plot fit my pre-arranged ending regardless of credibility.
$50! Boy, am I ever in the wrong business. My tongue is waiting ladies.
As an FYI, Trudge, she was of the Fermuba tribe and body hygene is against their religion.
Hysterical!!!!! Heck, I'll go so far as to say "BRILLIANT!!!" Great movie, very fun and funny, and now I'll just go slither back under my rock. msp
Kit, "Brilliant" is my middle name. Alas, so is "Moron".
Harry,
Ha. A good filmic addition to the argument or should I say -- discussion.

Geez, so I guess Van Gogh wasn't an artist after all! No one wanted to pay for his paintings while he was alive. Oh yes, that's right he only became one posthumously. Now he gets a gazillion dollars @ Sotheby's. Right ...
Scarlett, you hit the nail on the head. Not my place to say who is what even if I have my own opinions. These sort of things just sort themselves out eventually on their own.

As a note of trivia, there are tales of hicks taking Vincent's paintings and using them for target practice they thought them so worthless and awful.

The staff at the asylum was incensed when Theo brought money for Vincent's first and only sale. They just couldn't believe anyone would pay for his work and "knew" Theo must be lying.
Harry - You've got more interesting middle names than I do. Mine is just "Dopey-Drawers!"
A tight contest. A battle of bran and brains.
More McCartneyism exposed...
willie, they lost by debating it in the first place.

aim, I'm both groaning and laughing!
LMFAO! (Looks in wallets to see how much cash I have)

-R-
Miko-san, I'll pay for the movie if you let me do the popcorn trick.
A black ribbon day for the real writers Harry...
You're the master of the medium!
Sorry it took me half a week to get here pal.