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JANUARY 10, 2012 12:10AM

A Camp With A View!

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There I am fourth from the left with my
cool new haircut and FREE pajamas!

Hi, everyone! My family and me got sent to the Unemployment Camp! They said it will make me a better person. Gosh, thanks President Adolph, I really appreciate that.

They say if you work hard your whole life and do just
like they tell you, you just might get a jelly donut!

First off, I'd like to thank this great society of ours for the FREE train ride we got to get here! It was really cool and we got to pee out the side and nobody could say nothing about it!

Thank goodness for the soldiers of the world!

These people in uniforms came and said we wasn't good enough for our house anymore but even if we do suck as people they are still gonna give us a FREE place to live! Some families just have to roam the streets and die but not us! We're doing like we was told and that's why we get the reward. Trust the system everyone!

Me with all my new friends!

But I know what you guys want! You want views of our cool new camp! Get ready to get all jealousy! Maybe we ain't good enough for jobs but least we can do is come here so people won't have to see or hear us. No wonder I hear people saying that folks just might WANT to be unemployed!

I love the smell of the delousing station in the morning!

Looks like they don't plan on letting
us starve with big ovens like that!

I drew this myself! This guy said something wrong, something 'bout
wanting "a living wage", so they had to beat his ungrateful butt!

In other countries I hear they are really mean to people what go no jobs. They don't even let them see a doctor or let them have medicine! Who could do such a thing and still live with themselves? But here they are always talking about how they are "going to take care of us" and the medicine is so good they say it's experimental.


One day I hope we are good family again with jobs. We all want to do our share and I don't understand why people get so angry when we ask to work. There's tons that needs to be doing in the world so why can't we do it? No one will answer me! It would just be crazy and more crazy if they don't let people work and then tell them they have to die 'cause of it. Who could do such a thing? This what they mean by "Final Solution"?


Now go to the edge of the universe and see how silly we really are

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When they finally round your type up and exterminate them it won't be a minute too soon. What, you think we like having homeless fuckers around running down the property values? Arbeit macht frei indeed.
Just remember, Drew, after they're through rounding us up they'll be looking for the next batch of undesirables! The extremism never ends! (See: current Republican party infighting)
So, after they round up the homeless and out of work, they'll go for the Wal-Mart employees? Good riddance!
yup. I am so happy to know this is the good ole Amerikan way now.
Us unemployed need camps like these to live in. After all, who needs unemployed people doing nothing but standing in lines at the mission trying to get something to eat or heaven forbid camping close to a homeowner and ruining their property values Harry.
All unemployed will be happy to ride trains to camp and wear these brand new uniforms. Yup.
I am sure the latest technology will be used wen my microchip is planted in my ass to identify me.
oh yeah. Can't wait.
And damn. I noticed so many with this tag made the over. I guess this inconvenient truth was not glossy enough Harry.
You made my morning complete now...gawd I need some coffee for sure now...
I don't guess that you'll have long to wait. The camps are built (600 in US), the cops are being armed with tanks and drones FREE by the fed. govt., the laws that negate the constitution have been passed (Patriot Act & NDAA)........

Let the party begin....!!!!
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I have to have some hope we will fight our way back, that this selfish generation and possibly the next will not totally destroy the earth and her treasures, by this I mean her beauty not her gold or oil, and we will finally wake up before she sheds us all. If I'm wrong well then I guess I will meet a whole bunch of my friends at that spiffy new camp they offer.
Better be careful, Drew. I hear sarcastic bloggers are high on the list!

Mission, according to government statistics you don't exist. That's how we plan to get our unemployment rate back down! Greetings, fellow non-person!

sky, they would never use those camps on good Americans!

LL, I got dibs on the top bunk!
A camp with a view is too much and so true .I hope it never comes to this again in my lifetime. Maybe it has and I just do not know it.?
I was teased by a writer Friend.
She came into town from Utah.
I took her to see the Memorial.
`
Vietnam's black reflecting Wall. It's sad.
Viewers can see their own face mirrored.
`
I also toured the DC Holocaust Memorial.
She said I was the most "depressing" guy.
We really get along. I rarely see her ever.
She was in Maxine Hong Kinston's class.
Her Father had been a Air Force bomber.
`
I read somewhere you read the Gospels.
Great. The prophets were often killed.
The preserved epistle/letters are reads.
In context - They inform. Paul killed too.
I distrust killers. He fell off a donkey too.
He (Paul) seemed sort kooky. Such is life.
`
I received a seasonal card from John Baca.
Baca flopped a steel helmet on a grenade.
Boom!
I tease that he is John Baca a Pot Flopper.
His interior Life is exemplary. He was crazy?
Nixon was criminally insane. They were born.
huh?
Nixon and John P. Baca share the same birthday.
I am holding a card P- is for Philip.` J. Philip Baca.
`
This is written. These 1st century folk were scared.
The Romans were nailing them to trees. They jailed.
The real THUGS were in the government. Same/same.
Shame!
Philipians 4:8
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It read this:
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Finally, brother, whatever is
true, whatever is noble,
whatever is right, whatever is
pure, whatever is lovely,
whatever is admirable-if
praiseworthy-think about
such things.
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I had read the old scrip.
This season I read `gin.
It finally made sense.
`
Baca had five DUI's
He sober in California
Somehow we survive
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Thanks, Algis. It's hard to describe - and for some, hard to even believe - the feeling of being buried alive that the working poor and unemployed must endure. Our lack of social services has made America the least economically mobile western nation.

For those not feeling that pain, they for the most part turn their back on these ugly truths while, funnily enough, actually think they are being patriotic or responsible or faithful or whatever it is they tell themselves by whitewashing the situation and turning a blind eye. If they only knew that by doing that it then seals the exact same fate for them.
Art, I don't believe facing reality is depressing. Truth is always ringed with a silver lining of hope. But people still always think government thugs only exist in other people's countries. Yes, we have muddled through so far to this point but no I don't think we have survived.
WOW. This packs a punch, Harry. I got here late but am glad I did not miss it.
Harry's Ghost. You sounded like the Holy Ghost.

I use to know a war vet who was a fine gentleman.

He was on his spiritual quest/adventure. This idea?

You reminded me. Gary (not Kerry) visited `Beliefs.

He was inquiring about Faith, Hope, Love, Life/Death.

He humorously tells when he visited a rural Holy Roller.
She ask:
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Can't You Feel The Holy Ghost? Gary yanked up his pants!

He ran home with true moral guilt? He ate @ Burger King!

He loved to eat @ Windy's and gulp? He slurp de` Frosty!
Thanks, Snippy! I'm very glad this moved you. If it moved everyone perhaps we'd change our sttitude on letting money make our decisions for us.

I'm no Holy Ghost, Art. I'm just remnants.
The worst prisons are the kind with no walls. Most people are perfectly willing to self censor -- the government doesn't have to lift a finger. Just keep 'em dumb and hungry and they'll do what they're told all right.
emma, you're right. It's the so-called radicals who brought freedom to the world but the masses throw it all away - which is truly radical!