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JANUARY 15, 2012 6:28AM

Look At Me! I'm Not Angry At All!

Rate: 12 Flag

Harry's harem!

The trick to life is simple: you gotta keep your bitches in line! Fucking, fetching and flaunting is what keeps my harem happy - that and a stiff Harry every night!

Bitches gotta know their place!

I'm a good boss and let my bitches speak their mind all they want. But it's spanky time if you dawdle getting my slippers! Still, the boys and I love to hear your opinions. Gives us something to laugh at!


Love your opinions but stick to your real talent!

A riled up woman is a great sight to see! Cat fights are most entertaining. But if you do need an outlet for your so-called anger, just scrub the floor that much harder! Give that tile what for!


Yes, it's good to be king


Yes, indeed, it's a man's world! If the bitches is angry they just need to put out more! Do what you were made for! I'm just here to spread good cheer - and my fertile seed. Shit's working out great for me. What's the problem??



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Somebody peel me a grape!
I'll see if they got grapes when I eat at the mission today at noon Harry. I ain't never seen them there before. But what the hell. Ya never know. But if I can get one, I'll peel it for ya. Typing on this cell phone screen is hard as Hell ...later mater Suz
Ha, good on you Harry, gotta keep them bitches in line. Next thing you know they will want to vote.. wait, what?
The thought of Michelle Bachmann being anywhere near my hot dog has just left me feeling ill. Bad Harry! Bad!
Are you running for office on the Republican ticket or some other party (misogynist, oh, same thing)? Rated.
Harry, a harem of 10?

How do you work the rotation?
Maybe, Michelle should be president. With her "talent", she could bring about world peace one "foot-long" at a time.
Mission, you've made it onto my harem! Congrats!(?)

rita, I let them vote but we don't count them!

Cym, she needs the practice.

Erica, they kicked me out of the Republican party for liking girls.

Larry, one a night and double Fri-Sun. How do you work your rotation?

Trudge, she'd do the world a far greater good doing that than anything else involving her mouth.
Thank you, Drew! Now slip into your harem outfit and call yourself "Buffy"!
You dirty little whore.
Somebody wants a spanking! You know you like it! Vampires are always riddled with guilt...
It beats being riddled with syphilis. Slut.
Counterclockwise of course
Could not find any grapes among the fried chicken and mashed potatoes Harry. But did manage to sign up to volunteer starting tomorrow morning.
Always wanted to be in your personal harem. Glad to be accepted.
I'll peel grapes any time. ...laughing away ..peace to ya friend ..__
Drew, you should know!

Larry: Genius!

Mission, I only accept volunteers.
I'd forgotten how vile that Robert Palmer video really is. Rated for cheap laughs and Bachmann bashing.
Cheap laughs are my specialty, emma! I remember a lot women got upset by the Palmer video when it came out but some girls got into it. This post is for them!
Song is fine, can't see a problem with the video either - no different from some fashion magazine spread - it's probably just Palmer himself..

:D

So this is what you get up to in the off hours eh Harry?

Rated for conflict.
Is that Emma I see here? THE Emma Peel, who's been all over my blog like a Rottweiler on a raw steak? Or is it maybe her slutty alter ego, Emma Peel-Me. How strange that she makes nary a peep here yet only unclamps her jaws long enough from my neck to mention how vile she thinks the Robert Palmer video is. Vile? Emma, try picturing him without his clothes on like I was, because I wasn't seeing vile.
~nod~ Yea damn women, GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!! Hissss!! ~:D
No, Larry, by height. Then oldest to youngest...
OMG this is fun and so timely.
Seer, all my hours are off hours. Only bitches do work (Hi Trig!).

Margaret, you sound so angry! Why be angry? Is your harem outfit too tight??

Tink, I'm naming you my harem manager. Unemployed no more!

Linnn, I used to do it alphabetical by height by I ended up with same chick every night.

Algis, welcome to the party!