When our very own Trig Palin made his way to Texas he bought three (3!) Mega Millions tickets. Which was exactly three time the amount of chances I had to win. Also, Trig said he was "feeling lucky". Dammit! I just knew he bought the winning ticket!
Luckily my evil brain was quick at work as I devised a scam to get my share of the lottery loot. In a sly and devious manner I hypnotized Trig and when the time was right I whipped out my camera to record incriminating evidence sure to be worth a fortune down the line.
My chance came at the Japanese Gardens when I uttered this command to my spellbound victim: "Hey, Trig! Do something gay!" Immediately he obliged as I inwardly cackled, dreaming of the color of my new Maserati. Later, when I heard a Kansan had won I knew my ship had come in!
But the damn hick screwed up and lost! No way Eli could be his kid! So in revenge for screwing me out of my millions I'm posting this video in bitter defeat. (Only later did Trig explain to me the last time he "felt lucky" Robin Sneed was sitting on his lap so his instincts ain't too sharp on that account.)