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APRIL 9, 2012 8:18PM

Trig Tac Toe! BLACKMAIL Video!

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When our very own Trig Palin made his way to Texas he bought three (3!) Mega Millions tickets. Which was exactly three time the amount of chances I had to win. Also, Trig said he was "feeling lucky". Dammit! I just knew he bought the winning ticket!

Luckily my evil brain was quick at work as I devised a scam to get my share of the lottery loot. In a sly and devious manner I hypnotized Trig and when the time was right I whipped out my camera to record incriminating evidence sure to be worth a fortune down the line.

My chance came at the Japanese Gardens when I uttered this command to my spellbound victim: "Hey, Trig! Do something gay!" Immediately he obliged as I inwardly cackled, dreaming of the color of my new Maserati. Later, when I heard a Kansan had won I knew my ship had come in!

But the damn hick screwed up and lost! No way Eli could be his kid! So in revenge for screwing me out of my millions I'm posting this video in bitter defeat. (Only later did Trig explain to me the last time he "felt  lucky" Robin Sneed was sitting on his lap so his instincts ain't too sharp on that account.)

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Now that was funny!
LL, let this be a lesson to everyone!
I am a loser in so many MORE ways than just the lottery!
Can't even do a proper curtsy..
Jeez, thanks man, my (ex) friend!
Don't worry, Trig. Get rich and I can be bought!
RICH and TRIG are magnetically opposed.
This is priceless!
Its ok baby we will live on LOVE, we have loads of that...
If I win the lottery I'll buy a hit man before I pay you!
Pretty good Harry seeing Tr ig do the quick step.
Too bad the lotto tickets did not win...
Lotto tickets...hope for a poor man...
Ah, this had me smiling big time! Well done! Um ... well not so much in the lottery department but the video was clip was well done!

I understand some countries call the game Wick Wack Woe ... kind of appropriate, huh???
asia, it has to be priceless since it's worthless!

Hit man or lottery ticket, Trig, either one puts me out of my misery.

Mission, no hope for the poor if it's 1 in 176,000,000!

Kate, the video is all I got now. Glad you liked it!
Hilarious in so many ways.
rated with love
Poetess, we is silly!

Kim, Trig and I are the lunatic fringe.
It looks like he might slip with those whittle feet of his.
Funny start to the day.
Julie, giggle!

CC, foot fetish much?

phyllis, I'm happy to provide.
I enjoyed this. Hopping good !
It was fun to do, Ande.
Yeah, trig gets lucky! was the name of my award winning movie!! ~WEEP~ Yes, it was with a goat!! NEKKID!! wOOO!! :D
Trig Gets Lucky With A Goat will be my next film, Tink.
Your so good...
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Ha! (You must have read the Mirroir.)

Trig is so light on his feet almost like his feet don't even touch down. He really is magical.
Terrific. A nice laugh.
Barry, yes it's often been said Trig is light in his loafers!

Myriad, a fun time was had by all.
sigh... yes, the mirroir!
This was a good thing for Sunday morning.
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............... *•.¸.•* ♥⋆★•❥ Thanx & Smiles (ツ) & ♥ L☼√Ξ ☼ ♥
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