Sarcasm Alley
In the Land of Milk and Honey when you die they think it's funny
cheshyre grin
- Location
- Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
- Birthday
- January 01
- Title
- The One True
- Company
- An ill-favoured thing, sir, but mine own.
- Bio
- Quit your snooping, bitch.
MY RECENT POSTS
- "I don't feel like a hero."
May 27, 2012 11:36AM - The Sword Of Doom (Clarity In
A Grey World)
May 26, 2012 10:09AM - Do You Have An OS Spy?
May 23, 2012 08:07AM - Why I Watch Travel Channel
While Broke
May 21, 2012 03:05AM - War In The Elevator
May 18, 2012 05:18AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Thanks, Libby. I thought
it was a beautiful gesture by
the
vets. True heroes
keep…”
6:39PM - “I think a lot of people
were being disingenuous in
their
statements, phyllis.
The…”
4:18PM - “We now resume our
regularly scheduled
shooting.”
11:39AM - “Thanks, LL. With my
Western eyes I missed the
karmic
undertones when I first
watc…”
May 26, 2012 05:53PM - “In corporations we
trust. God knows why.”
May 26, 2012 04:48PM
Cheshyre grin's Links
- Fort Worth Japanese Gardens
- Japanese Garden Blossoms In Winter's Repose
- The Sounds Of Japan, FW Gardens (Video)
- A Gentle Japanese Rain In Autumn
- Japanese Spring Festival 2010
- Photo Trip: Autumn Solace in the Japans
- The Japans - Echoes of the Past
- My Opus
- In Search Of The REAL Bonnie and Clyde
- Lives Fallen Through The Cracks
- One Flew Over The Homeless Camp
- Happy Sam Is A Dreamer
- Jimmy One Shoe Is Dead. You're Next.
- The Last Moments Of A Street Hustler
- Where Is Home?
- The Dying Of The Light
- Church Pees On Jobless, Tells Them It's Raining
- Sometimes...
- The Broken Egg
- A Small Smile at the Shelter Today
- The Streets Of Darian
- The Fires Of Darian
- Colby "Lotto" Lewis
- Lives Like Autumn Leaves
- Jonathon Isn't Speaking Anymore
- Darian the Dreamer
- Goupil, The Assassin
- 5. Goupil: An Assassin In Love
- 4. Goupil: A Bullet For Love
- 3. Goupil: Something's Got To Change
- 2. Goupil: Life After Arrest
- 1. An Assassination Of Character
- Meta Movies
- Writer Vs. Writer, The Movie
- Open Salon: The Movie
- Great OS Spambot Clone War of 2010
- Zhomas Explains Why The Four Hour Feed Is Gone
- Zerry Forces Zhomas To Apologize
- OS Satyricon! The Empire Strikes Back!
- Oda Nobunaga, Warlord of Japan
- Oda's Great Moment
- Oda! (A journey to Japan)
- To Whom Can I Answer?
- Loathing On A Summer Morn
- Photo Essays
- Chandor Gardens
- God Hates Fags? (Photo Journalism)
- The Last Picture Show Revisited
- Take A Tour Of Cowboys Stadium!
- Japanese Spring Festival 2010
- Water and Walkways at the Kimbell Art Museum
- Historic Homes of Gainesville
- Harry Does Dallas: Ghosts Of Deep Ellum
- Historic Baker Hotel
- Texas' Killing Kilns of Chemicals
- FW Japanese Gardens
- Harry Gets a New Camera
- Dallas Urban outposts On a Rainy Day
- Cowboys Home Opener In New Stadium (Photo Essay)
- Autumn Solace in the Japans
- The Streets of Darian
- Pate Transportation Museum Closing
- The Pharaoh Eats Mexican (Photo Essay)
- The Reds of Japan
- Sei Shonagon & The Japans
- Gracia Hosokawa, A Samurai's Samurai
- Sengoku Jidai: The Winds Of Destiny
- Kagemusha (Shadow Warrior)
- The Japans - Echoes of the Past
- Great Films of The Japans
- Kakushi-toride no san-akunin
- Lists of Sei Shonagon
- Lists of Sei Shonagon II
- Read all about it
- Mr. Steed Interviews Mrs. Emma Peel
MARCH 6, 2012 11:06PM
Death Be Not Loud, Part 2: Chester Climbs The Mountain
Chester Climbs The Mountain,
Is Rewarded By The View!
Chester did what everyone else did in the oil field. He worked hard
covered in greasy grime, put in his hours with dog-like devotion
and made no complaints. And yet, Chester never belonged, the
perpetual Outsider.… Read full post »
MARCH 5, 2012 12:29AM
Death Be Not Loud
Far from the shining night lights of the big city lies Dark America, safe in rural seclusion. Sustained by a connection to the salty earth, imagination is left to roam freely across the plains of wheat and rows of corn to places long strangled from the confined mind of/…
FEBRUARY 27, 2012 1:56AM
When A 1%er Gets A Speeding Ticket
I've been sworn to secrecy as to the name of the Pampa millionaire (a member of my very own childhood church!) who found himself so rudely stopped and ticketed by Estelline's finest. As one can see, it's the not cost of the ticket that irked him so, given the fact/…
Another year is gone;
and I still wear
straw hat and straw sandal.
-Basho
and I still wear
straw hat and straw sandal.
-Basho
As the good book says, there is a time for all things under the sun. To me, that means there's as much beauty in winter as any season. And while oftentimes on the surface nothing/…
FEBRUARY 18, 2012 8:25PM
"I'll call after my love for you is dead."
"I'll call after my love for you is dead."
Rat bastard! she knee-jerked to his parting words, using a phrase she never before used in her life. She wanted to say more but any more words would be too dangerous. Did she really know everything she needed to know?
*********
He'd/…
FEBRUARY 10, 2012 11:20AM
A Seed Of Justice Is Planted...In Texas??
Winter
branches bend
Stripped of leafy greens and buds
Waiting for Spring's hope
Stripped of leafy greens and buds
Waiting for Spring's hope
Veterans salute former army
medic Timothy Cole
The firing of the guns had such
an air of finality
Cold winds do blow upon this planet, and when ignored can carry us out beyond the realm of/…
FEBRUARY 7, 2012 3:40AM
I Woke Up - And Fell Into A Dream
I woke dead in my bed - and the world had gone ahead without me.
I ambled outside into a surrounding hazy grey sky - but it was the wrong kind of grey, a grey that forgot our civilized world of 60 second sound bites, no longer keeping faith with our glorious/…
FEBRUARY 4, 2012 3:18AM
Yes, Bill Maher, Atheism Is A Religion!
"That Harry is a funny
guy!"
Maybe Bill came across one of my posts or comments where I pointed out atheism is an annoying religion like any other. Bear in mind we're talking about philosophical religion, not practical religion like capitalism (which I'll get into later). Bill likes to act/…
FEBRUARY 2, 2012 3:36AM
"Where Is the Uprising from the Left?"
There's no doubt that for the most part the media in America has been co-opted as an extension of both governmental and corporate interests. Truth is an undeclared enemy by both entities but an obliging public has no more interest in facing facts than any guilty child would. These are/…
JANUARY 29, 2012 5:25PM
Noize In The Hood
I had fallen asleep with the bright reading light shining in my eyes. Books are my only respite from the hell-world I live in and the instant my mind is distracted from that hell I tend to fall asleep. I need the rest more than I can let anyone literally/…
JANUARY 28, 2012 3:15AM
A Purchased Life (NSFW)
When Thomas Elkin got his wildly inflated, otherworldly yearly bonus, first call he made was to his favorite hooker - $3,000 a night, sheets included. Next, he called his mother, thrilled to hear of his worldly success. Lastly, he called a woman who would no longer talk to him, getting/…
JANUARY 22, 2012 3:27PM
I Saw One Of Those "Must See" Films
There's an eternal naiveté about war and it's one that inhabits most its proponents who most claim to know its dangers. As all the world truly is a stage, those with war in their souls must sell that war and thusly turn a blind eye to the true reality of/…
JANUARY 18, 2012 1:01AM
Apocalypse Now, And Then (Photo Journey Mind Trip)
We wander here day after
day
I don't remember the Before Times, when things was all green. Wasn't even born. Like all the babies now I didn't get a name till I was five, showing I could live that long. My name is Whisper In The Wind. Getting that was/…
JANUARY 15, 2012 6:28AM
Look At Me! I'm Not Angry At All!
Harry's harem!
The trick to life is simple: you gotta keep your bitches in line! Fucking, fetching and flaunting is what keeps my harem happy - that and a stiff Harry every night!
Bitches gotta know
their place!
I'm a good boss and let my bitches/…
JANUARY 12, 2012 12:57PM
"I Got That Bitch Strung Out!"
Another member of the master
race
"I got that bitch strung out," smartly bragged Rich. The rest of the boys in the racquetball locker room gazed upon him in curious awe. Rich has an answer for everything it seems.
Rich Rollendelli always got what he wanted. Engineer by trade, executive by/…
JANUARY 10, 2012 12:10AM
A Camp With A View!
There I am fourth from the left
with my
cool new haircut and FREE pajamas!
cool new haircut and FREE pajamas!
Hi, everyone! My family and me got sent to the Unemployment Camp! They said it will make me a better person. Gosh, thanks President Adolph, I really appreciate that.
They say if you work hard your
whol… Read full post »
JANUARY 1, 2012 1:32AM
Interview With An Assassin
"You people!"
Her eyes were incredulous, shattered glass. Trembling lips searched the lone face before her in her drab, eastern bloc apartment. To find one's self so helpless, so vulnerable to a careening world, a leaf who suffers whims of the wind. Where is justice and order in that?
"I'm sorr/…
DECEMBER 29, 2011 2:46AM
The Dream Is Over
Wednesday, 21 December 2011 10:13 Gwynne Dyer
The Durban climate summit that ended earlier this month was
proclaimed a great success. The chairwoman told delegates:
“We have concluded this meeting with [/… Read full post »
DECEMBER 28, 2011 12:27AM
The "New Normal" Ain't So Normal!
A message from one of the "greatest generation":
[The Nazis were at the height of their power, the furnaces burning night and day in godless savagery. Never in history had the phrase "Hell on earth" more aptly described such a hopeless, hideous horror than time in the death camps. No soul/…
DECEMBER 23, 2011 11:40PM
It's Christmas Time In The City! (Photo/Video)
My fourth grade teacher was in a festive mood as we neared the Christmas holidays so she put on a record of Christmas carols for us. I'm not sure if such things are allowed nowadays since everyone is so sensitive to every word said, sung, thought or implied - no/…
DECEMBER 21, 2011 10:26PM
There's A Mole In The Circus!
I had these custom made by hand in Russia in replication of
ones
used in the opening credits of the original Tinker Tailor
series
First off, let's congratulate whomever came up with the Open Call question on releasing one of the all time worst movie spoilers!!!! Are you nuts? Tinker Tailor has/… Read full post »
DECEMBER 18, 2011 6:48PM
Yes, You CAN Fly!!
Sorry, Mr Bond. The world found
a way to live
without you kicking the shit out of people.
without you kicking the shit out of people.
"We're saved! We're saved!"
"What? What's that you're saying?"
"Oh, we're saved at last! I knew it would happen. I just knew it!"
"Saved how?
"Haven't you heard? We can fly!"
"Fly?? No way!"
"Way! It's a new/…
DECEMBER 14, 2011 3:08AM
Trespasser
Once, we flew
together
The minute I saw the oversized, blazingly white new pickup in her driveway my heart sank into the sidewalk. "No, no, no..." Involuntarily I kept walking into the propeller blades of doom. But I dare not cry in the Saturday morn sun, not on the day… Read full post »
DECEMBER 12, 2011 10:49PM
Socialism For Dummies
Lots of people like to get all fancy-ass intellectual about definitions of words and phrases. Those people are always wrong. Remember, intellectual spelled backwards is lautcelletni - don't sound so smart now, do it!? Bottom line is instead of putting words in people's mouths listen to what t/…
DECEMBER 10, 2011 9:40PM
French Films I Love, For Alysa
From the classic A Man And A
Woman
It's amazing I still have this reaction after all the great French
films I've seen, but every time I hear the phrase "French film" I
still cringe as I equate that notion as being like French food: too
runny, snobby and/… Read full post »
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