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In the Land of Milk and Honey when you die they think it's funny

cheshyre grin

cheshyre grin
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
January 01
The One True
An ill-favoured thing, sir, but mine own.
Quit your snooping, bitch.


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NOVEMBER 26, 2009 12:43PM

Thanksgiving 2029: Nobody's Grateful

"What about your declining environment, the exhausting of your energy supply and the madness of honey to rules your lives? Surely, you don't deny those things!"

"I deny none of it! I'm a man of reality."

"Then how can you keep on partying like everything is OK? What about
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NOVEMBER 25, 2009 6:36PM

I Hate All You Grateful Bastards! (NSFW)

That's more like it
Happy damn Thanksgiving, fuckers!

What's the deal with all this gratefulness and giving thanks??  Even Surly is doing it and she's got "surly" in her name!  Traitor!  I'm thinking she needs to be re-monikered "iamsomewhatsurly".  So now I'm left as the only bitter bastard/… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 24, 2009 11:45PM

"Hi! I'm shit!"

(WARNING: Explicit photo)

Janitor Man hated his job, hated his life, hated himself - pretty much hated everything. And he definitely hated meeting new people. The new receptionist was working late and he had already altered his routine once to avoid her. But now he was trapped, only her trash rRead full post »

Out of the overflow of the heart, the mouth speaks.
- Luke 6:45

I don't do political handicapping or delve into the minutiae of policies or concern myself with the day-to-day happenings of the government. The future is written in our hearts - and no place else. Want… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 23, 2009 3:06AM

Into the Light

It all started as a pinpoint of light.

Through the unseen roof down to the floor of the hazy dark Factory Grind it came; natural, pure and unapologetic. Delicate yet unstoppable, like a whisper of true love.

It made no known sense for it even to be possible -/
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NOVEMBER 19, 2009 11:40PM

Darian the Dreamer

NOVEMBER 19, 2009 8:45AM

A Leggy Haiku

Spindly leg spider
I blow gently from the path
Comes back to be squashed
NOVEMBER 18, 2009 3:17AM

The Ending of Pretending

The darkness of the small apartment was both real and unreal. She was there - but couldn't be there. It had to have happened - yet could never have happened. So how was it she stood with the dying rays of slit sun upon her dress, slowly ebbing into… Read full post »
Line forms to left, girls!

This is really embarrassing.  I mean, I'm really embarrassed for you ignoramuses good people for me to even have to say this.  Of course I'm the Sexist Man Alive.  It's sorta like asking "What color is the sky?" and I have to answer for/… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 15, 2009 12:25PM

A Man Of Integrity?

In my misery I be.

Life is hell on the streets, cut off from all living life. Friends, family, fun, fucking - all gone. Worst part is having to keep up a facade of normalcy. One day, I just decided to give up and let the real me show:… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 14, 2009 9:55AM

Lost On The Road To Life

So I'm on the road at this rusty old gas station outpost in faded white paint pretending of a purity it never had and I'm a long way from home only I don't have a home and I'm driving and driving to try and find a home only I
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NOVEMBER 13, 2009 9:54PM

I Know Why You Love Me

I know how eager everyone is to bestow the title "Mahatma" (great soul) upon my name, but dear ones, I know why you love me.

Because I'm always funny 24/7

Because I'm cute and can write
songs as well as the Bee Gees

Because I'm an uber hot sex toy

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NOVEMBER 10, 2009 7:26PM

Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald

On this day in 1975, The SS Edmund Fitzgerald sank in Lake Superior, taking all 29 aboard to the bottom, never to see the light of day again. Gordon Lightfoot immortalized the sinking in his song The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. His words are accurate and the story… Read full post »
I know what's chic. I know what sells. I know what makes the crowd cheer in holy confirmation. You want a Political Answer. You want a Military Answer. You want an Economic Answer. You want an Answer To The World!

You ca-an't have it!

You want a leader you can… Read full post »

Oliver Cromwell, ass kicker

On Tuesday, 30 January 1649, Charles I was beheaded. England stood kingless and declared a republic ruled by parliament. Yippeeee!! Power to the people! The world is fixed!

Well, sorta. See, no cure can be implemented for assholes. (Since you say you don't believe/…

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The seas have been stormy lately, reflecting darkly black clouds moving in from the horizon. So as I have done in the past, I sought solace in the Japans, the land of dreams. The year is in its twilight as was the day I visited. I met with oldRead full post »
NOVEMBER 5, 2009 1:36AM

"Dear World", A Letter From God

Dear World,

I never said:

to put poison in your air, land and water

money was a necessary concept

to believe in religion

to invent Republicans

dreams are unimportant

not to pass HR676 and provide unconditional care

that Harry wasn't an idiot

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NOVEMBER 3, 2009 1:57AM

A Small Smile at the Shelter Today

Hey, wassup?

Normally, I don't let my feelings show around here. Too many people with too much bullshit on their minds looking to fuck things up. But even in the world I live in are Moments of Mercy and I was in one, settled halfway across the break room divan,/… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 2, 2009 2:31AM

The Curious Case Of Lt. James O'Neal

Honor. Duty. Commitment. Those are words the military likes to throw around - have to if you're going to kill people in the name of justice. But like everything else, it's just a respectable facade for dirty deeds. We think God is just really dumb, I suppose. But it's half… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 1, 2009 2:30AM

From A Butterfly's Wings Drops An Haiku

Jailed man's angry voice
Vainly shakes God's iron bars
While cell door unlocked


 Angry artist paints
Mona Lisa on the moon;
Humanity lost.

Broken gate still down,
Twenty years ago, same way;
As this end of days?

Moon Man's victory! 
Prisoner is free at last!
Until first boner.
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OCTOBER 29, 2009 6:25AM

Rashomon: The Human Condition

As I ponder the world today, I think of all the insanity I see.  From a million homeless children in America to billions of lives lived in hopeless de facto serfdom to even seeing this displayed here at OS:


These are two obvious scams that we see, shrug and pass… Read full post »

OCTOBER 25, 2009 8:25PM

Are We Blind To What's Happening?

We all know...

it's wrong to base a society on greed
(but we have to cater to our idea of human nature!)

it's wrong not to allow people to work
(but we must never change our system!)

it's wrong to murder families around the world
(but we haveRead full post »

OCTOBER 16, 2009 4:11PM

The Flower In The Battlefield

A truce had been called in the Neverending War. But like anything written on paper but not in men's hearts it held only the value of its ink. The two sides faced off against one another in Grand Illusion, suffering under the pretended peace that starved their war lust… Read full post »
OCTOBER 14, 2009 7:35AM

Mind Scribbles

Why Wall Street always wins:

Pleasing herself, little Suzy brought the last slice of cake to her sister - though having had none herself. No one told her to, no one taught her to. She just did it because she wanted to, a natural human instinct.

Suzy's mother, however,… Read full post »