Sarcasm Alley

In the Land of Milk and Honey when you die they think it's funny

cheshyre grin

cheshyre grin
Location
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Birthday
January 01
Title
The One True
Company
An ill-favoured thing, sir, but mine own.
Bio
Quit your snooping, bitch.

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A hurricane's remnants swept through here last year and the storm was supposed to be brutal. So naturally, that made me want to get out in it. I drove into the teeth of it which led me to downtown Dallas and past the artsy Deep Ellum district to east of there… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 12, 2009 2:40PM

Van Gogh as a Blogger


"In my picture of the Night Café I have tried to express the idea that the café is a place where one can ruin oneself, go mad or commit a crime."

Vincent eagerly emailed these words to his brother. Once more the passions had seized him, lighting his eyes and/…

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I saw a man this morning, his shirt of fine white linen, his belt of an animal killed to suit his purposes, his conscience borrowed from the world - never any better or any worse - his determination being of one to avoid the suffering of both truth and… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 10, 2009 7:53PM

A Homeless Guy's Guide To Etiquette

Yes, even we have to unionize


After reading iamsurly's posting on etiquette, it reminded me of our own etiquette posting on the cinder block wall down here at the shelter. One thing that truly offends me is people's idea it's some sort of Lord of the Flies situation we got going/…

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SEPTEMBER 9, 2009 6:54PM

For Whom Does the Whistle Blow?


I saw in the paper where the trains that pass by where I usually sleep will be silenced. They're gonna put in some new technology or something that allows them to not need to blow their lonesome nighttime whistle. This is like a friend leaving me. That whistle gives meRead full post »

Crap posting #2 for today:

scam man
Hey, gringo, over here!
 

Is there anyone who doesn't want to pick my wallet?  Day labor employers, insurance people, women looking for a free ride - basically any time someone is offering you something it's to fuck you over. And the reason it keeps… Read full post »

You can read Bob Cesca's take on this as well over at HuffPo. He calls it a nightmare.

Show me one person in this country who wants goddam health insurance.  There's not a fucking one!!!!!  People want health care not health insurance.  Welcome to the greatest pickpocket in histor… Read full post »

My main man, the right honorable Dr. King.
He didn't take shit either.


I don't take shit. I don't believe in taking shit. I believe taking shit is a sin, just the same as giving shit is because if you take shit then you are giving shit to yourself - and/…

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SEPTEMBER 8, 2009 8:59PM

Shotgun Shelley

It's good to be loved


She was the golden child with her streaming brown hair and richly tanned face. Her eyes were deep and dreamy, shining with the light of life. Shelley was but a teenager then; a prom queen, a cheerleader and everyone's sweetheart. Parents hailed her as a role/…

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Funny how many people would be exposed if O-man really did switch parties.  How many "supporters" would abandon him if his policies stayed the same but his label changed? 

This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine
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SEPTEMBER 6, 2009 3:59AM

Why Do You Want Obama To Die?

addiction is good!
That will fix everything

A woman walks out of her son's room and closes the door to face his accusers.

"I don't care what you say.  My boy is a good boy.  He's doing the best he can and that's God's honest truth.  You people demanding perfection have no… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 5, 2009 12:58AM

Danton (Review and Bio)

Georges Danton (1759-1794) was a French revolutionary and a colleague of the notorious Robespierre, the man who instituted the infamous Reign of Terror. The stated purpose of the Reign of Terror was to snuff out (literally) all traitors to the revolution. But in the end, even Danton fell vict/…

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The end is near!

I read the news today, oh boy. That's when I found out about Obama's plan for black supremacy, to steal the brains out of our children and turn them into obedient zombies, and to put all those who disagree into re-education camps where they will be forced/…

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SEPTEMBER 2, 2009 11:52PM

Gracia Hosokawa, A Samurai's Samurai

Gracia Hosokawa
and her husband, Tadaoki


The Sengoku era of Japanese history (roughly the entire 1500s) was a time of a complete crumbling of the power structure followed by the great drive for final unification led by me, Oda Nobunaga. Right smack dab in the middle of all this came the/…

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AUGUST 31, 2009 11:05PM

The Magic Shoe Shine


At first glance he seemed like any other disconnected businessman, absorbed in his paper, the world his oyster. He paid no heed to the black man with his grey flecked beard who shined his shoes - and likewise the shoe shiner to his customer. The pair could have hated… Read full post »
AUGUST 31, 2009 8:53AM

Texas Kills Innocent Man (Update)

victims
  

The New Yorker has picked up on this story giving far more details than the original Chicago Tribune article on which I based my first posting.  I will warn you, it is close to being unreadable.  I mean, it is just devastating and I had to start skipping over parts.… Read full post »

AUGUST 29, 2009 11:36PM

Haiku: The Poetry Of War


War's death brings medals,
But the noble stand for peace?
Cross of dishonor.



 
www.couragetoresist.org/
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This is you: It's 1991 in the sleepy town of Corsicana, Texas (pop 25,000). You're asleep in your home when you hear your 2-year-old daughter screaming in the night. You wake to find the house filled with smoke. You tell your 2-year-old to run outside as you desperately enter… Read full post »
AUGUST 27, 2009 12:24AM

That Was Me You Saw


That was me you saw driving down the road with absolutely no place to go, imprisoned by the same tired landmarks, my head thrusting in silhouette screams, my hands gripping the wheel in white knuckle rage, looking for someone to run over.

That was me you saw spitting up blood/…

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owl  mama louchesh
The unholy troika!

A few posts back Mama Lou offered up a joint and maybe she thinks I forgot about that, but let me tell you no two words capture the attention here in the shelter like "free weed".  We decided to meet up at the Fort Worth Japanese Gardens,/… Read full post »

AUGUST 21, 2009 7:48AM

The Shack by the Sea

A place made special from the inside


Waking in the sand, he remembered her vivid beauty

An involuntary smile comes to his lips

The grace of her words, the comfort of her convictions, her clarity of mind

What a woman! A port of calm harbors in a stormy world

Only in/
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AUGUST 20, 2009 9:12AM

Beyond the Living Light


In the wind, the Devil's breath...

Deified demon slams shut the cell door, asking, "Who wants to live? Who wants out?"

Anxious human hands stretch through barring bars, begging for release.

"Never!" laughs the demon. "Never to be free!"

Medieval stone sweats in ancient rot, the prisoners in
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AUGUST 19, 2009 4:42AM

The Last Five Questions Of Jesus


"What meaning truth?"

The intense throbbing pain never subsided, his energy bleeding unfettered into the universe - energy that would never be seen again. Floating out from him were dreams of paradise known and found, for his love had only grown brighter with time. His life had been one… Read full post »
AUGUST 17, 2009 11:13PM

A Prison of Pride


"Now look here, son. Don't do something you're gonna regret."

Recoiled and cornered in his own kitchen, the prison warden kept a leery eye on the angry pistol pointed straight to his heart. But the steadfast intruder couldn't have been swayed by a hurricane. Dressed in black with a ski mask, hi/…

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AUGUST 17, 2009 11:43AM

High Plains Banker

He's one holy roller


He came rolling into town driving in Italian super suave style, an earthly god of spectacular virility and wealth. He had Rod Stewart hair and J Paul Getty disease. As his English custom shoes touched the ground, women competed bare-breasted to tie his Armani shoelaces. Me/…

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