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In the Land of Milk and Honey when you die they think it's funny

cheshyre grin

cheshyre grin
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
January 01
The One True
An ill-favoured thing, sir, but mine own.
Quit your snooping, bitch.


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Photo Essays
A food fight had broken out on the plane. Dripping, messy musicians stood giggling helplessly at one another. A morose, dreamy girl sat in the back. Her eyes drifted away. The luxury jet screamed through the clouds in a triumph of modern engineering. She was the gilded passenger. And her/…

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DECEMBER 9, 2009 9:10AM

An Haiku Built For Two

A tormented note
Dangles limply from my hand
Startled by the sky

I don't know the way you came alive
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The world has a cockeyed point-of-view. We like telling ourselves what we want to hear, pretend it's the truth and destroy anyone or anything that says otherwise. But time will come when the light of truth will shine in all places (just ask Tiger!), revealing us for who we truly are… Read full post »
DECEMBER 5, 2009 1:28PM

And The Wind Cries "Harry"

DECEMBER 4, 2009 2:22AM

Streets of Darian (Photo Essay)

The streets of Dallas have turned cold in both weather and heart over the past few days. A chilling rain wetted the streets and any who inhabited them. I could not help but think of homeless Darian and what he must be going through. His self-exile from the shelter must be… Read full post »
DECEMBER 2, 2009 8:44PM

THANK GOD for Dumb Women!

Hey ladies, would I love to give you a hand!

I, like most men, am seeking the holy grail of womanhood: someone even more pathetic than me. You see, it's the only chance I got! Problem is, I've burned my way through most of Dallas county so I had to move/…

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DECEMBER 2, 2009 1:46AM

I Saw A Good American Today

Couch Man was sunk in his couch of many sittings, his television IV directly connected to his remote control arm. His brain, however, was safely disconnected. No troublemaker, he! T'was a time for feeling good - or feel nothing at all. His motto was simple: Just let me be.

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NOVEMBER 27, 2009 10:38AM

Beware the Leech Woman!

A lonely truth

The sun rose slowly in its dawning and with it came revelations of the light. Shaking off the morning fog, a gnawing feeling turned to horror as my eyes focused upon the bright new day.

"What is that on my leg?"

I threw off the covers from my/… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 26, 2009 12:43PM

Thanksgiving 2029: Nobody's Grateful

"What about your declining environment, the exhausting of your energy supply and the madness of honey to rules your lives? Surely, you don't deny those things!"

"I deny none of it! I'm a man of reality."

"Then how can you keep on partying like everything is OK? What about
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NOVEMBER 25, 2009 6:36PM

I Hate All You Grateful Bastards! (NSFW)

That's more like it
Happy damn Thanksgiving, fuckers!

What's the deal with all this gratefulness and giving thanks??  Even Surly is doing it and she's got "surly" in her name!  Traitor!  I'm thinking she needs to be re-monikered "iamsomewhatsurly".  So now I'm left as the only bitter bastard/… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 24, 2009 11:45PM

"Hi! I'm shit!"

(WARNING: Explicit photo)

Janitor Man hated his job, hated his life, hated himself - pretty much hated everything. And he definitely hated meeting new people. The new receptionist was working late and he had already altered his routine once to avoid her. But now he was trapped, only her trash rRead full post »

Out of the overflow of the heart, the mouth speaks.
- Luke 6:45

I don't do political handicapping or delve into the minutiae of policies or concern myself with the day-to-day happenings of the government. The future is written in our hearts - and no place else. Want… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 23, 2009 3:06AM

Into the Light

It all started as a pinpoint of light.

Through the unseen roof down to the floor of the hazy dark Factory Grind it came; natural, pure and unapologetic. Delicate yet unstoppable, like a whisper of true love.

It made no known sense for it even to be possible -/
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NOVEMBER 19, 2009 11:40PM

Darian the Dreamer

NOVEMBER 19, 2009 8:45AM

A Leggy Haiku

Spindly leg spider
I blow gently from the path
Comes back to be squashed
NOVEMBER 18, 2009 3:17AM

The Ending of Pretending

The darkness of the small apartment was both real and unreal. She was there - but couldn't be there. It had to have happened - yet could never have happened. So how was it she stood with the dying rays of slit sun upon her dress, slowly ebbing into… Read full post »
Line forms to left, girls!

This is really embarrassing.  I mean, I'm really embarrassed for you ignoramuses good people for me to even have to say this.  Of course I'm the Sexist Man Alive.  It's sorta like asking "What color is the sky?" and I have to answer for/… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 15, 2009 12:25PM

A Man Of Integrity?

In my misery I be.

Life is hell on the streets, cut off from all living life. Friends, family, fun, fucking - all gone. Worst part is having to keep up a facade of normalcy. One day, I just decided to give up and let the real me show:… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 14, 2009 9:55AM

Lost On The Road To Life

So I'm on the road at this rusty old gas station outpost in faded white paint pretending of a purity it never had and I'm a long way from home only I don't have a home and I'm driving and driving to try and find a home only I
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NOVEMBER 13, 2009 9:54PM

I Know Why You Love Me

I know how eager everyone is to bestow the title "Mahatma" (great soul) upon my name, but dear ones, I know why you love me.

Because I'm always funny 24/7

Because I'm cute and can write
songs as well as the Bee Gees

Because I'm an uber hot sex toy

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NOVEMBER 10, 2009 7:26PM

Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald

On this day in 1975, The SS Edmund Fitzgerald sank in Lake Superior, taking all 29 aboard to the bottom, never to see the light of day again. Gordon Lightfoot immortalized the sinking in his song The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. His words are accurate and the story… Read full post »
I know what's chic. I know what sells. I know what makes the crowd cheer in holy confirmation. You want a Political Answer. You want a Military Answer. You want an Economic Answer. You want an Answer To The World!

You ca-an't have it!

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Oliver Cromwell, ass kicker

On Tuesday, 30 January 1649, Charles I was beheaded. England stood kingless and declared a republic ruled by parliament. Yippeeee!! Power to the people! The world is fixed!

Well, sorta. See, no cure can be implemented for assholes. (Since you say you don't believe/…

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The seas have been stormy lately, reflecting darkly black clouds moving in from the horizon. So as I have done in the past, I sought solace in the Japans, the land of dreams. The year is in its twilight as was the day I visited. I met with oldRead full post »
NOVEMBER 5, 2009 1:36AM

"Dear World", A Letter From God

Dear World,

I never said:

to put poison in your air, land and water

money was a necessary concept

to believe in religion

to invent Republicans

dreams are unimportant

not to pass HR676 and provide unconditional care

that Harry wasn't an idiot

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