Sarcasm Alley
In the Land of Milk and Honey when you die they think it's funny
cheshyre grin
- Location
- Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
- Birthday
- January 01
- Title
- The One True
- Company
- An ill-favoured thing, sir, but mine own.
- Bio
- Quit your snooping, bitch.
MY RECENT POSTS
- "I don't feel like a hero."
May 27, 2012 11:36AM - The Sword Of Doom (Clarity In
A Grey World)
May 26, 2012 10:09AM - Do You Have An OS Spy?
May 23, 2012 08:07AM - Why I Watch Travel Channel
While Broke
May 21, 2012 03:05AM - War In The Elevator
May 18, 2012 05:18AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Thanks, Libby. I thought
it was a beautiful gesture by
the
vets. True heroes
keep…”
6:39PM - “I think a lot of people
were being disingenuous in
their
statements, phyllis.
The…”
4:18PM - “We now resume our
regularly scheduled
shooting.”
11:39AM - “Thanks, LL. With my
Western eyes I missed the
karmic
undertones when I first
watc…”
May 26, 2012 05:53PM - “In corporations we
trust. God knows why.”
May 26, 2012 04:48PM
Cheshyre grin's Links
- Fort Worth Japanese Gardens
- Japanese Garden Blossoms In Winter's Repose
- The Sounds Of Japan, FW Gardens (Video)
- A Gentle Japanese Rain In Autumn
- Japanese Spring Festival 2010
- Photo Trip: Autumn Solace in the Japans
- The Japans - Echoes of the Past
- My Opus
- In Search Of The REAL Bonnie and Clyde
- Lives Fallen Through The Cracks
- One Flew Over The Homeless Camp
- Happy Sam Is A Dreamer
- Jimmy One Shoe Is Dead. You're Next.
- The Last Moments Of A Street Hustler
- Where Is Home?
- The Dying Of The Light
- Church Pees On Jobless, Tells Them It's Raining
- Sometimes...
- The Broken Egg
- A Small Smile at the Shelter Today
- The Streets Of Darian
- The Fires Of Darian
- Colby "Lotto" Lewis
- Lives Like Autumn Leaves
- Jonathon Isn't Speaking Anymore
- Darian the Dreamer
- Goupil, The Assassin
- 5. Goupil: An Assassin In Love
- 4. Goupil: A Bullet For Love
- 3. Goupil: Something's Got To Change
- 2. Goupil: Life After Arrest
- 1. An Assassination Of Character
- Meta Movies
- Writer Vs. Writer, The Movie
- Open Salon: The Movie
- Great OS Spambot Clone War of 2010
- Zhomas Explains Why The Four Hour Feed Is Gone
- Zerry Forces Zhomas To Apologize
- OS Satyricon! The Empire Strikes Back!
- Oda Nobunaga, Warlord of Japan
- Oda's Great Moment
- Oda! (A journey to Japan)
- To Whom Can I Answer?
- Loathing On A Summer Morn
- Photo Essays
- Chandor Gardens
- God Hates Fags? (Photo Journalism)
- The Last Picture Show Revisited
- Take A Tour Of Cowboys Stadium!
- Japanese Spring Festival 2010
- Water and Walkways at the Kimbell Art Museum
- Historic Homes of Gainesville
- Harry Does Dallas: Ghosts Of Deep Ellum
- Historic Baker Hotel
- Texas' Killing Kilns of Chemicals
- FW Japanese Gardens
- Harry Gets a New Camera
- Dallas Urban outposts On a Rainy Day
- Cowboys Home Opener In New Stadium (Photo Essay)
- Autumn Solace in the Japans
- The Streets of Darian
- Pate Transportation Museum Closing
- The Pharaoh Eats Mexican (Photo Essay)
- The Reds of Japan
- Sei Shonagon & The Japans
- Gracia Hosokawa, A Samurai's Samurai
- Sengoku Jidai: The Winds Of Destiny
- Kagemusha (Shadow Warrior)
- The Japans - Echoes of the Past
- Great Films of The Japans
- Kakushi-toride no san-akunin
- Lists of Sei Shonagon
- Lists of Sei Shonagon II
- Read all about it
- Mr. Steed Interviews Mrs. Emma Peel
JULY 3, 2011 5:50AM
"My wife's fat as a cow!"
"It's my wife. She's..."
"She's what?"
He was sitting at the bar as if in a foreign country, wearing his pinstriped suit like a uniform against the elements. His hair was measured and pristine, demarking his good graces with society's mores. He sat like a banker who'd never explored/…
JULY 1, 2011 11:50AM
Darian The Dreamer (Repost)
JUNE 28, 2011 5:26AM
The Human Story
From beginning to end there's a thread to the story of mankind. It's an ongoing narrative that connects all human endeavors, from our dreams to our nightmares. It's called the Stream Of Love. It is relentless and unstoppable in its fury, beyond all measure and comprehension. And in… Read full post »
JUNE 27, 2011 3:08AM
"Ma'am, Is That A Bomb In Your Diaper?"
Hope you bastards are happy
now
I don't want to sit here and say I hate you people. Wait a minute.
Yes, I do! You bastards have put me out of work. See, I used to be
a satirist but now those days are gone. I turn on/… Read full post »
JUNE 24, 2011 3:33AM
Deformities: Mine And Thine
I only knew she had moved down to San Antonio and now that's where I was too. We'd both lived before in the halfwit conservative junk hole known as Amarillo, a place where I was always ashamed of living. I didn't want to have to admit living there/…
JUNE 22, 2011 2:27AM
The Judgement
"And it really doesn't
matter
"If I'm wrong I'm right
"Where I belong"
-Paul McCartney, 'Fixing A Hole"
"If I'm wrong I'm right
"Where I belong"
-Paul McCartney, 'Fixing A Hole"
I was out walking my favorite secret trail overlooking the luxurious river houses from bluffs on high. Actually, it's not really a trail, I just found a way to the cliff's/…
JUNE 20, 2011 1:56AM
Midnight Screams Of Little Anxious Annie
"Who's brought to justice?
"Why everyone, of course."
Who am I?
I'm a star. Dazzling crowds from coast to coast. I'll display my artistry for all to see. And that would be enough. Just sharing my love. No more lying. No more dying. Is there really a God? One that/…
JUNE 15, 2011 7:30PM
Little Anxious Annie: A Tale Of Two Dreams
Whatever you do, don't tell her your name is "Tim". She shoots people named Tim. Just ask the waiter back in Silver City. Poor bastard. Such a high price to pay - walking with a limp the rest of his life - for having been thusly christened by/…
JUNE 14, 2011 5:23AM
Alice Asks: "What Is Real?"
Everyone laughed at the way he was. Nobody asked how he got that way.
"The sun rises in the west!"
"The world is flat!"
"Killing us will save us!"
"The world is flat!"
"Killing us will save us!"
This from a man who once was the Village Brain. The village was a place of high commerce and good living. Everybody/…
JUNE 13, 2011 12:36AM
Mad Mavs Beyond Thunderdome: 2011 NBA Finals Game 5 Video!
Darth James
throwing an elbow on Jedi Dirk
It was the biggest game in Dallas Mavericks history to date.
Win this and they go up 3 games to 2 over the dreaded Miami Heat.
If there ever was a case a basketball good vs. basketball evil,
this was it.… Read full post »
JUNE 9, 2011 2:08AM
How Mikey Stopped Worrying And Learned To Rob A Bank
It's amazing how sometimes people that merely brush by us in life can leave a mark that never leaves. I remember heading to the Dallas Museum of Art years ago seeking solace, lost in my life. And there she was in a sun dress, the absolute picture of perfection, flashing/…
JUNE 4, 2011 8:17PM
A Dissection Of My Previous Post
"Saaaaaarrrrrraaaaaaah!"
"Saaaaaarrrrrraaaaaaah!"
"Saaaaaarrrrrraaaaaaah!"
I heard a boy call out this name while walking down the street, his voice like an air raid siren: a high pitch on the first part, a low pitch on the last. I don't know who Sarah is, but I do know she is lost to him. I/…
JUNE 3, 2011 2:44AM
Sixties Man
This is the kind of report that reaps men's souls. Where you need to lay everything out: the real reasons, the given rationale, and finally the insanity. In the military, before the evil is done the truth is told. Then it's buried and jealously guarded until the final day when… Read full post »
JUNE 1, 2011 5:05AM
Elle Est Morte: Oh No She Di'int!"
"Oh no she di'int!"
"Yes, she did! She told me she's been living off another man's feelings for her for years."
"Oh no she di'int!"
"He said he loved her, that she was his fantasy, his dream, his other half. She was who he was looking for his whole life. But she/… Read full post »
MAY 30, 2011 3:27AM
Elle Est Morte: She Said She's Dead
"She said she's dead."
"Dead? Dead how? Dead tired?"
"Just dead. She said she's dead like an eggplant, dead like a
cantaloupe."
"Dead like a cantaloupe? What kind of freaky talk is that?"
"I don't know, that's what she said."
"But that makes no sense. She's going to kill herself like a
fruit?"
"Why/… Read full post »
MAY 27, 2011 1:42AM
The Last Moments Of A Street Hustler
"...no, no, no, no, no, no, no..."
Those were Butch's final words as he looked up at me with his eyes saying, "Tell me this is not happening." I don't think I'll ever be the same.
Nobody ever dies like in the movies where it's all nice and neat and the person's/…
MAY 24, 2011 2:33PM
Samurai Sansaki, No Sword Is A Home
"It's good to live in violent times."
So sneered a smiling Sansaki, a bloodied ronin (freelance samurai) both feared and loathed - and both of which he considered attributes. In an age that would come to be known as "The Era Of Warring States", Sanaski had found a home. To him,/…
MAY 18, 2011 11:04AM
So Newt Is...Scarface??
Separated at birth?
"I only tell you once. Don't
fuck me, Tony. Don't you ever try to fuck me."
-Alejandro "the Snake" Sosa, South
American drug dealer (fiction)
"Thou shalt not speak ill of
any fellow Republican."
-Ronald Reagan, Central American
drug dealer (non-fiction)
Rarely am I…
MAY 17, 2011 8:05AM
"Have A Potted Plant - And Die!"
Nobody understood: I didn't want to die.
They said at the employment agency they'd give me one more week, out of pity. But no more. Then I was going to be at the end of my rope. That was the longest week of my life. It was like a countdown to…
They said at the employment agency they'd give me one more week, out of pity. But no more. Then I was going to be at the end of my rope. That was the longest week of my life. It was like a countdown to…
MAY 11, 2011 12:30AM
The Anvil Of The Sun
"My head splits in two
"On the anvil of the sun;
"Waters of the desert
"Belong to all and yet to none."
"On the anvil of the sun;
"Waters of the desert
"Belong to all and yet to none."
Godard's "Week End"
was full of speechifiers
Some mornings you wake up and you just want to kill somebody.
MAY 4, 2011 2:59AM
Meanwhile, Back At The Terrorist Ranch...
The witch is dead! Problems
solved!
"Bin Laden has been killed! At last our wars have meaning! We can start to become safe again because, yes, we really can kill everyone who's a threat to us. And even though we say we cannot, we are going to relax now./… Read full post »
APRIL 28, 2011 8:32AM
Don't Tase Me, Bro!
He was always the Nice Boy - and he always wanted it kept that way. "I want to do what's good for my community!" he excitedly told everyone he met, sure of the approval he'd obligingly receive. So he did those things considered Good and Honorable, he did what "ought to/…
APRIL 27, 2011 3:41AM
Revisiting "Network" (1976), An Eerie Prescience!
In honor of the passing of the great Sidney Lumet, Turner Classic Movies had a mini marathon of films he'd directed. I caught the last part of "The Hill" and it had lost none of its power from the first time I'd seen it many years ago. Following that was/…
APRIL 26, 2011 2:31AM
The Trial Of Harry Homeless
Late for my court
date
They kept me as they arrested me: buck naked. I sat in the courtroom as the only person who could feel the wood chair directly on his ass. I felt sure I was an historic first in that category. I end up pioneering too many/…
APRIL 25, 2011 10:46AM
A Haiku In Clear Waters
Spring
blossom floats by;
Eyes peer over castle wall,
Poetry's prison.
Eyes peer over castle wall,
Poetry's prison.
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OS Weekend Fiction Club
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Writer to the Stars
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Mission
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