DECEMBER 24, 2008 3:37AM

DRUDGE OUT OF THE CLOSET!!!!

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HARD LEFT: PEREZ OUTS DRUDGE!!!

Perez Hilton

 

RIGHT FRIGHT:DRUDGE REPORT DEAD!!!

 
  Matt Drudge
Exclusive- Gossip Queen Perez Hilton declared the blogosphere too crowded for more than one story maker by outing conservative sweetheart and rival gossip blogger Matt Drudge.  According to Hilton, he has an exclusive video of Matt Drudge kissing an unidentified man at a private London party.  Hilton says that Drudge played the Republican party like a West L.A. drag queen by taking cover under the conservative flag soon after breaking the Monica Lewinsky story.  Ironically this is the same Matt Drudge who turned his webrag into a Hilary Clinton love letter during the primaries.  Although Drudge has denied the allegations or that such a tape exists right wingers are running for the exits.
 
Shocking?  I don't know, ever since Perez Hilton broke the bogus story that Fidel Castro was dead this reporter has long thought that perezhilton.com was the bastard child of drudgereport.com but now it seems as though Perez has tired of the party whores and wants in on the politico. Lindsey Lohan says she saw this coming for months, " Perez does not like to share his toys, he felt like Matt wanted the entire playground not just the sandbox so he went to work"

That sounds plausible but this story stinks more of a jealous lover than a selfish business dispute.  An anonymous source tells us that Hilton was singing this song the whole time he was watching the video of Drudge;

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another you been messin' around
They say you got a boyfriend
You're out late every weekend
They're talkin' about you and
it's bringin' me down
But I know the neighborhood
And talk is cheap when the story is good
And the tales grow taller on down the line
But I'm telling you, babe
That I don't think it's true, babe
And even if it is keep this in mind
You take it on the run baby
If that's the way you want it baby
Then I don't want you around
I don't believe it
Not for a minute
You're under the gun so you take it on the run
You're thinking up your white lies
You're putting on your bedroom eyes
You say you're coming home
but you won't say when
But I can feel it coming
If you leave tonight keep running
And you need never look back again

As gossip goes anything is possible.  This could be real or a PR stunt by Drudge to get Alec Baldwin off his jock.  Either way it appears that Drudge has written his last headline or has he?

This didn't happen...but it could.

Welcome to the STATE OF AMERICAN JOURNALISM

Clearly this is a super-duper fantastical tale but not far from some of the yarns that Drudge spins on a daily basis.  He's not a journalist but a marketer of stories and a good one at that.  He knows that the power of suggestion is often times all the reality one needs to form an opinion and he bathes in the power of it.

Pat Buchanan says “Matt Drudge is just about the most powerful journalist in America".  My question is simple how can the most powerful journalist in America not be a journalist.  WTF is happening to our media when a gossip working days at the CBS gift shop can become the most trusted voice in America. Seriously.

This man does not write...he imagines...what if, consider this, suppose that and then he finds a picture that illustrates his nonsense and presto a news story.  Here's todays headline;

Obama

PRESIDENT-ELECT INTERVIEWED BY PROSECUTORS 

What is Drudge saying here?  Since this is the extent of his work you'll have to decide but rest assured its disingenuous. 

Newspapers are dying in part because gunslingers like Drudge are happy to spin yarns and pull the trigger when responsible journalists hesitate.  He describes his rag as a worldwide clearing house for uncensored, unapologetic news but contends that he is simply keeping the MSM honest.  Is Drudge the future of American journalism? Sad.

Drudge has been called "the Walter Cronkite of his era" by Halperin and Harris, "an idiot with a modem" by Keith Olbermann,"the country's reigning mischief-maker" by Todd Purdum of the The New York Times, and Michael Isikoff of Newsweek said "Drudge is a menace to honest, responsible journalism. And to the extent that he's read and people believe what they read, he's dangerous." According to Camille Paglia, he is "the kind of bold, entrepreneurial, free-wheeling, information-oriented outsider we need far more of in this country."
 
A Rare Matt Drudge Interview
 
 
And like him Perez Hilton has turned gossip into a cottage industry by simply posting pictures with scribbles on them.  Here's today's post;
 
Perez Hilton
 
That's it.  And 8 million of you tuned in to see Perez turn Jeremy Piven's mercury illness into a cocaine binge.  Does it strike anybody as bizarre that this is one of the top ten websites on the entire web?
 
Here's my message to all the aspiring journalists out there...get a marketing degree and minor in creative writing.
 

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If the polarities are that Olbermann hates him and Paglia likes him then I will swing towards Olbermann. Your closing message is interesting because students who like to write often ask me how they can turn that into making a living -- I try to steer them away from journalism or teaching ;0) Neither pays very much or offers as much stability as they might want. Marketing seems to be the way to go.
Outing Drudge kind of seems like outing Ru Paul.
Dorinda...this post came out of the recent rash of OS postings about blog whoring, being read, rated...and hated. For years now it has been a mystery to watch the Drudge show and confusing that the most closeted queen in show business is a conservative. It recently struck me that Perez Hilton is actually an educated clone of Drudge who pulled the same strings to fame...and as queens go at least the ones I know this catwalk is about to get slippery. Now the question is does my suggestion create the possibility of reality for you? Does Perez get hold of this and make it a reality? That's the point, it's not journalism...it's imagination.

trishhelen...NO YOU DIDN'T GIRL!!!...Rupaul is actually a friend and a far more dignified queen that Drudge. Can you imagine the retractions from people like Mitt Romney who idolize Drudge if he was to come out or be outed? My prediction is that Drudge will plunge to earth from the pedestal he performs on as the republicans run out of ways to attack Obama.

Thanks for the comments and playing along.
Harry, with as many right wingers outed this year, this would not come as a shock to me were it true. What's shocking is why so many of them have no guts and hide behind a veil of lies? It reminds me of the quintessential example of closet rage portrayed by Chris Cooper in "American Beauty". Sean Hannity? He may be the next.

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Greg I know many queens...and I say that in the most endearing way, that are more man than Sean Hannity. Doubtful he terrorizes people the way he does beyond the walls of Fox without getting smacked in the mouth. My old man had a word for guys like Hannity..."Punk".

Good recall on Chris Cooper...so raw...painful.

That said, I think this could be the "Year of Outing" as Prop 8 rages on. On this note I would encourage readers to explore REAL LIVE PREACHER posts on homosexuality...this guy is dialed in.
I've heard for years that Drudge is gay. This is a great piece... very funny, edgy. Love it. (rated)

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