hatchetface
- Location
- Rochester, New York, United States
- Birthday
- September 15
- Bio
- Artist and teacher posing as a scientist. Sometimes I'm right. Sometimes I write
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “A. Zambolvo? Volboni?
Either way it’s the
safest thing
on the
ice.
B.
Where…”
7:29PM - “On its own, it's
difficult for lead to get into
a human body.
We make it easy
by…”
September 21, 2009 09:18AM - “A. The portable flying
buttress, deployed
B.
Surveillance log, 8/29, Main
St. , E…”
September 01, 2009 10:40AM - “They're not just for
breakfast anymore!”
September 01, 2009 09:07AM - “Prince”
August 20, 2009 11:05PM
A List for Les
Soap bar pickups
top hat knobs
mother of plastic inlay
gold top
sunburst
trapeze tailpiece
the log
Rhubarb Red
overdub
patent applied for
How High The Moon?
The New Sound
humbucker
Jeff, Jimmy, Eric, Duane, Pet… Read full post »
What is modern? Modern classical music is the music of Beethoven. Modern physics is the physics of Schrodinger and Einstein. Modern dance is the dance of Martha Graham. Modern art is 70 years old. We need the term contemporary to describe the art and dance of our time as if/… Read full post »
Idiots Killed The Radio Star, Updated
I was a late comer to Rock and Roll. Because It was what everyone else listened to I had to listen to something else. 40's big band jazz and delta blues was my thing. It wasn’t until I got to college that I started seeking out rock music in all the… Read full post »
Marginally less embarrassed to be an American
I didn’t think that it could get worse than Reagan, telling us that the way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons was to make more of them. That trees caused air pollution. Phoning in his scripted one liners that substituted for speeches. And of course, trading weapons in return for… Read full post »
A poem for my father, revised and reposted
The Way You Did
Perhaps if I knew you well enough to write a poem I wouldn’t have to write one
Did anyone know you?
Some thought they did, women mostly, but they were deluded
I only know the parts that I got,
The charming… Read full post »
The Cuckold's Breakfast, for Bloomsday
I am unworthy to take such liberties with Ulysses but someone had to do it.
June 16, 1904, Dublin
Feeling a bit peckish? Tea and toast should hit the spot, for her, of course. For yourself, perhaps a bit of the inner organs of beasts and fowls? Maybe… Read full post »
The Garden at Twilight
The robin’s song is different now
It’s not the same one he sang this morning
The notes are the same, it’s the tempo that’s changed
This is a slower, more deliberate song
Sung with care and purpose
Last year's collards, buried alive, have persisted and grown tall
Mark of The Were-Cat!
I have a fat cat. Alright, I have two fat cats but one of them is merely plump while the other is FAT! I have had them for one year and for the first time since they came to live with me, took them to a vet yesterday. I’ve put/… Read full post »
Two Poems for My Mother
Lambie
Sitting by your side at the piano while you played and sang show tunes
Clinging to you as we swam
I once brought you a bouquet of flowers, one from each of the bushes in the yard that I could reach
You could embarrass me like… Read full post »
Scientification, Updated Again! Now even less informative!
I was writing on a chalk board today and the chalk was screeching as it does, giving my audience of three group members fits. One of them, a physics geek grad student, told me that breaking the chalk in half would stop the noise, a trick taught to her by/… Read full post »
Let Sleeping Truths Lie
1. Constant entropy tends toward minimum energy
2. Constant energy tends toward maximum entropy

3. I’ve been inside (with scuba gear) the giant ocean tank at the New England Aquarium
4. I climbed Ayers Rock on my 25th birthday
&nbs… Read full post »
The Place at The Edge of The Pouring Out
This is motivated by a translation of the Massachusett word Wichagusscussett, as "The place at the edge of the pouring out". Roughly meaning, the place by the estuary. This is the name of the land between the two estuaries, the Fore River and the Back River that border on Weymouth, Quincy,… Read full post »
Ye Newes From Wessagussett: The Importance of Decapitation
I finally got around to watching the first episode of the PBS series We Shall Remain. It tells the story of the early interaction between the English settlers and the native people of coastal New England. Heavily emphasized in the narrative is the Wompanoag tribe,and it’s most hi/… Read full post »
Problem Solved



An old one but still a good one. I made this version based on a couple of others I found on line. I hope it helps you out of the next problem you may encounter.
Vehicle of Desire

It is written permanently in ink
taken from soft sketches to bold color
from where is the need to own this image?
from where is the will to bear the needle?
from deeper than the will to bare soft skin
from somewhere deep enough to offer blood … Read full post »
Yet to Climb
What was it that I wanted long ago
when I hadn’t yet begun to waste time
Wasn’t it something I wanted to know
about the mountains I had yet to climb?
And were those mountains of my own making
or were they set for me by another
Either way they… Read full post »
“Ballardian” adj) 1. of James Graham Ballard (born 1930), the British novelist, or his works (2) resembling or suggestive of the conditions described in Ballard’s novels and stories, esp dystopian modernity, bleak man-made landscapes and the psychological… Read full post »
We All Knew
My sister, my mother, my future ex wife, me
in the hospital room where my mother was dying
We were all in a pretty good mood, considering
I showed my mom pictures
My house, the river, the forrest
then one of me
standing by a cliff, looking over my shoulder… Read full post »
Fag! (National Day of Silence for bullying)
Who are you calling a queer?
Fag, homo, queer, pussy, fem, femboy, gay, gayboy. These words were used in place of my name for about four, maybe five years of my life. It began when I entered Jr. high school. To call this miserable containment facility a school in/… Read full post »
When The Mice Come
This is the time when the mice come
You think you’re so together then there they are
just when you thought you had turned the corner
scratching, biting chewing at the edges
You can’t see them but you know they are there
You’ve seen their leavings
pulling what you thought you… Read full post »
Late Supper
Hot dogs and Beans with Brown Bread...could be worse
Boston, the land of the bean and hut-dog
where the pup-con is covid in buddah
and the brown bread is dense as a log
What you’ll need:
Opposable thumbs
fire
cerebral cortex (optional)
1 canna beans
1 canna brown bread… Read full post »
Some Stuff Was Lost
Once there was a home
it had people who lived in a house
the people were a family
the house was full of stuff
some of them left
some of them died
some stuff left
some stuff died
the ones that didn’t die hated each other
some of the ones… Read full post »
No Longer Hers Alone

The maiden Kore ran through fields, fields of flowers blooming
Her mother’s trust was freely given, loving, not consuming
A flower of such beauty caught her eye and held her gaze
She was drawn in and carried off, enraptured, in a daze
At once the… Read full post »
The Crow Metric
Alone in a tree, silent and still
For whom is the sorrow that brought on this chill?
A pair chase each other from rooftop to tree
Are their calls laughter? It seems so to me
The trio stood ready, awaiting the union
The bells of the church announced holy… Read full post »
What Raised This Up (erratica)
When the pieces of the outburst
have all settled on the floor
and the echo of the shouting
isn’t ringing anymore
That’s when it’s time to wonder
if there’s any gain at all
in screaming into empty space
and flailing at the wall
What brought this on
what… Read full post »
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Updates
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Video Proof That Glenn Beck Decreases Domestic Violence
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CoyoteOldStyle’s Thanks for Not Posing Photo Caption Contest
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My mother wants me to write her Obituary
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Are Women Human? The Israel Conscription Debate. (update)
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Settled Law on Abortion, and Why Stare Decisis Matters
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I've Shown Rooms
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Finding REFUGE: OS BOOK CLUB
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FLOUNCING FROM WHOREDOM (UPDATE)
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